Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 26, 2014 14:11:44 GMT -5
It's that time of year where things get SPOOKY! And the divas get slutty! And now we have a hardcore battle royal to kick things off!
Match 1: Hardcore Battle Royal: Rey vs Just about anyone really...
Rey has his ghost costume on, he's trick or treating as well as getting people to sign up for his scam...
Rey: join da motorboat of da merican u get da lots of monies n i gt da kok belt dat i gt on a rawr show lol
all the other wrestlers are in the ring... Wait. It's an apple flavoured cosmic force Dimmickdust!
Well this could be the creepiest thingever all night, Dimmickdust has started crawling to the ring... He's smuggled a pair of knuckles & KO'd Rey & done a 'sexy' pin 1..2..3! Dimmickdust wins, Borat then pins Dimmickdust after using his mankini as a slingshot and blinding 'Dust. Gordon Ramsay has a hot saucepan & scalds Borat with a hard shot & wins the HardKOK Title before losing it to 'Scream'
Scream unmasks & it's Austin Powers!
Match 2: Slut Fest: Dot Cotton (C) vs Madison Ivy vs Nicki Minaj vs Asa Akira.
Aww yeah, I love halloween. Madison Ivy dressed as a cat, sparks a cat fight, hehe I wanna pet the kitty
WITH MY KOK! Yeah carry on girls, Dot Cotton aged 87!! Has retained the women's title after shuffling to cover Asa Akira, after Dot Cotton goes to the back. It's a halloween costume contest! We're all winners!
Match 3: John Clemmon Jr vs Todd Mortar in a cage.
It's time to let the brothers batter the shit out of eachother... They both brawl in the ring & Todd Mortar smashes his brother against the cage, jesus he's only just turned 17 & his own brother is beating the shit out of him... Oh here comes the big man John Sr! he's watching, LOW BLOW by John Jr & John is fighting back! John Jr with that piledriver, made famous by his dad & covers, 1.2.3. John wins & the brothers shake hands afterwards.
Main Event: World Heavyweight Championship 6 way: Ronnie O'Sullivan vs Mumford vs George vs Johnny Triplearse vs Yorghos vs Captain Carpentry.
This is it, a serious test because when the world title has been on the line in a 6 man battle royal the champion has never retained, at the moment it's an all out brawl. *SWC Advert* The lights have gone... Oh the lights are back on & YORGHOS ROLLS UP GEORGE! 1..2! Just in time, Yorghos was an inch away, interesting to note that Mumford is dressed as a vampire bear... He's been Triple Powerbombed by Triplearse, cover 1..2...3! Wait, Captain Carpentry also had an arm on Mumford! Referee announces that Johnny Triplearse is the new World Champion, However. The assistant referee has announced that Captain Carpentry is the new Champion. Video referee has stated in the interest of fairness Ronnie should retain in the event of a controversial finish, everyone disagrees except Ronnie... Who is the World Champion? We'll see what happens after I have dinner.
Jeff Stelling: "Alright. Since we can't agree... Battle Royal on Friday?"
Match 1: Hardcore Battle Royal: Rey vs Just about anyone really...
Rey has his ghost costume on, he's trick or treating as well as getting people to sign up for his scam...
Rey: join da motorboat of da merican u get da lots of monies n i gt da kok belt dat i gt on a rawr show lol
all the other wrestlers are in the ring... Wait. It's an apple flavoured cosmic force Dimmickdust!
Well this could be the creepiest thing
Scream unmasks & it's Austin Powers!
Match 2: Slut Fest: Dot Cotton (C) vs Madison Ivy vs Nicki Minaj vs Asa Akira.
Aww yeah, I love halloween. Madison Ivy dressed as a cat, sparks a cat fight, hehe I wanna pet the kitty
WITH MY KOK! Yeah carry on girls, Dot Cotton aged 87!! Has retained the women's title after shuffling to cover Asa Akira, after Dot Cotton goes to the back. It's a halloween costume contest! We're all winners!Match 3: John Clemmon Jr vs Todd Mortar in a cage.
It's time to let the brothers batter the shit out of eachother... They both brawl in the ring & Todd Mortar smashes his brother against the cage, jesus he's only just turned 17 & his own brother is beating the shit out of him... Oh here comes the big man John Sr! he's watching, LOW BLOW by John Jr & John is fighting back! John Jr with that piledriver, made famous by his dad & covers, 1.2.3. John wins & the brothers shake hands afterwards.
Main Event: World Heavyweight Championship 6 way: Ronnie O'Sullivan vs Mumford vs George vs Johnny Triplearse vs Yorghos vs Captain Carpentry.
This is it, a serious test because when the world title has been on the line in a 6 man battle royal the champion has never retained, at the moment it's an all out brawl. *SWC Advert* The lights have gone... Oh the lights are back on & YORGHOS ROLLS UP GEORGE! 1..2! Just in time, Yorghos was an inch away, interesting to note that Mumford is dressed as a vampire bear... He's been Triple Powerbombed by Triplearse, cover 1..2...3! Wait, Captain Carpentry also had an arm on Mumford! Referee announces that Johnny Triplearse is the new World Champion, However. The assistant referee has announced that Captain Carpentry is the new Champion. Video referee has stated in the interest of fairness Ronnie should retain in the event of a controversial finish, everyone disagrees except Ronnie... Who is the World Champion? We'll see what happens after I have dinner.
Jeff Stelling: "Alright. Since we can't agree... Battle Royal on Friday?"
