Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 21, 2014 17:09:13 GMT -5
Rey has quit the MCA & is now attempting to be the SWCCEO again. He now pinned Todd Mortar and is counting on your membership.
Louis Spence beat John Clemmon Jr... Gabriel Logan put Spence through a table & ate an orange.
Yorghos has won the HardKOK Title
Phil Mitchell really laying down the gauntlet, they win & SWC becomes a soap opera of depressing storylines, we win & soap operas a banned for fucking life...
Phil: "Oi, you SWC slags! We have 5 stars ready for this Sunday. SWC is fake, soap operas are real..."
Ronald McDonald interrupts...
Ronald: "You are fake, you're an actor on a shitty soap opera... I will lead team SWC, I have chosen Andy & Jake Jolson."
Phil: "That's three."
Ronald: "One's a surprise & you'll find out the other one in your match tonight..."
Captain Carpentry beat Ronnie O'Sullivan.
Phil Mitchell is making his way to the ring, beer cups & bottles being thrown. I wonder who is going to face Phil Mitchell?
Phil: "Huh, I guess that I'll just beat some fan favourite & then I'll cash my paycheque, because you morons will believe anything. I mean, who will beat me tonight & get the loudest cheer, Captain Carpentry? Ronald McDonald? Mumford? All no talent hacks... But then again, who says I'm facing the good guy?..."
It's GEORGE!
George: "PHIL YOU'RE BULLSHIT! THESE FANS PAY MONEY, SURE I'D BE THE FIRST TO INSULT THEM. BUT THEY HAVE MORE DAMN CLASS THAN TO LISTEN TO SOME FAKE WANNABE EAST LONDON GANGSTER! THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THAT IS THIS CROWD, WANT ME TO BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU! Incase you're far too stupid to figure out, I'm gonna say it in Eastenders language *fake accent* 'Ello, oi'm turning face i am mate, and im ganna smash you daan coz im joinin team sdubbyasee you SLAAAAAG!"
George won in under a minute.
George: "I've had shits that lasted longer..."
The fans are chanting George's name
Louis Spence beat John Clemmon Jr... Gabriel Logan put Spence through a table & ate an orange.
Yorghos has won the HardKOK Title
Phil Mitchell really laying down the gauntlet, they win & SWC becomes a soap opera of depressing storylines, we win & soap operas a banned for fucking life...
Phil: "Oi, you SWC slags! We have 5 stars ready for this Sunday. SWC is fake, soap operas are real..."
Ronald McDonald interrupts...
Ronald: "You are fake, you're an actor on a shitty soap opera... I will lead team SWC, I have chosen Andy & Jake Jolson."
Phil: "That's three."
Ronald: "One's a surprise & you'll find out the other one in your match tonight..."
Captain Carpentry beat Ronnie O'Sullivan.
Phil Mitchell is making his way to the ring, beer cups & bottles being thrown. I wonder who is going to face Phil Mitchell?
Phil: "Huh, I guess that I'll just beat some fan favourite & then I'll cash my paycheque, because you morons will believe anything. I mean, who will beat me tonight & get the loudest cheer, Captain Carpentry? Ronald McDonald? Mumford? All no talent hacks... But then again, who says I'm facing the good guy?..."
It's GEORGE!
George: "PHIL YOU'RE BULLSHIT! THESE FANS PAY MONEY, SURE I'D BE THE FIRST TO INSULT THEM. BUT THEY HAVE MORE DAMN CLASS THAN TO LISTEN TO SOME FAKE WANNABE EAST LONDON GANGSTER! THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THAT IS THIS CROWD, WANT ME TO BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU! Incase you're far too stupid to figure out, I'm gonna say it in Eastenders language *fake accent* 'Ello, oi'm turning face i am mate, and im ganna smash you daan coz im joinin team sdubbyasee you SLAAAAAG!"
George won in under a minute.
George: "I've had shits that lasted longer..."
The fans are chanting George's name
