Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 23, 2014 17:24:31 GMT -5
One of "the big four" events on the SWC calendar, the theme is survival. This could be the shortest main event in history, at least One Direction put up a fight, soap stars? I mean really...
Match 1: SWC Intercontinental Championship. James May vs Dimmickdust.
Dimmickdust: "THE STARSES ARE ALIGNED TONIGHT! HUHUHU... I FEELS IT IN MY BALLS & IT TELLS ME THAT THE APPLE FLAVOURED COSMIC FORCE WILL BECOME... INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! *heavy breathing*
Dimmickdust squats in the corner, I think James May has never faced a superstar this weird before he is just laughing at Dimmickdust acting 'sexy.' James May is punching 'Dust but for some odd reason he is making ooh noises everytime he's being hit, James May locks in the Clutch Control and Dimmickdust taps out!
Dimmickdust: "The stars we're not aligned tonight... I feel sad"
Match 2: World Heavyweight Championship: 6 man battle royal. Captain Carpentry vs Johnny Triplearse
So this is a match. Triplearse feels he should've been the champ since he technically pinned Mumford in that 6-way, but Captain Carpentry has been champion for a few weeks now, I think it's the era of the Captain now after all, he's been through so much to get here even when he lost his first title to Mumford, I could see a star in Captain Carpentry. It's a pretty even match up to be fair, we could be looking at Fluck-The-Cluckamania's main event right here. Oh and Captain Carpentry wins!
Louis Spence wins the Commonwealth Championship from Gabriel Logan.
MAIN EVENT: 5 on 5 match: Andy, Ronald McDonald, George, Jake Jolson & 5th Superstar vs Phil Mitchell, don't know, don't care, fuck knows & a knobhead.
Phil Mitchell: "I guess this is it, SWC the soap opera it is... Maybe after this fake show gets a make over, we'll teach you stupid fools how to count to five!"
*Ronald McDonald interrupts*
Ronald: "I wouldn't be so cocky, you bald potato bitch! We remembered all right! Well we figured we could have given our spot to Yorghos! Or, John Clemmon Jr! But... We gave it to someone who, has a bit more 'cool' about them, anyway we got has been actors to get rid of... Cut the lights!"
The lights have gone, the soap 'stars' are laughing about a 'light failure'
WAIT A MINUTE... I know that music! It's FUNKYTOWN! HE'S BACK! THAT LEG BREAK HASN'T SLOWED HIM DOWN ONE BIT! The bell has rang... FunkyTown starts off vs Star 'A' as he locks up and throws him to the ground & just unloads on him & pins him 1.2.3! Soap stars down 1 already as George is tagged in as he pins the 2 more stars, the effeminate soap star is the last one, he's really playing this out just lay down all ready, you've more or less lost now... George with one fucking hell of a punch 1.2.3!
Now here's where things get interesting, this is the most one sided SWC Survival of the Fittest main event, I think it's the most sided 5 on 5 ever!
Phil: "Uhh wait, can we talk this out?!? I didn't mean it! I I I.... AHHHHH!"
All five SWC Superstars hit their finishers & bundle on top of Mitchell. 1..2..3! Phil Mitchell has not only failed in his quest to bring soap operas to SWC, he now has a Survival of the Fittest record of 0-3, losing twice 3 years ago & again tonight.
Speaking of records George is now 3-0 at this event, being the sole survivor in 2012, winning the World Title last year & now winning tonight, how awesome.
Match 1: SWC Intercontinental Championship. James May vs Dimmickdust.
Dimmickdust: "THE STARSES ARE ALIGNED TONIGHT! HUHUHU... I FEELS IT IN MY BALLS & IT TELLS ME THAT THE APPLE FLAVOURED COSMIC FORCE WILL BECOME... INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! *heavy breathing*
Dimmickdust squats in the corner, I think James May has never faced a superstar this weird before he is just laughing at Dimmickdust acting 'sexy.' James May is punching 'Dust but for some odd reason he is making ooh noises everytime he's being hit, James May locks in the Clutch Control and Dimmickdust taps out!
Dimmickdust: "The stars we're not aligned tonight... I feel sad"
Match 2: World Heavyweight Championship: 6 man battle royal. Captain Carpentry vs Johnny Triplearse
So this is a match. Triplearse feels he should've been the champ since he technically pinned Mumford in that 6-way, but Captain Carpentry has been champion for a few weeks now, I think it's the era of the Captain now after all, he's been through so much to get here even when he lost his first title to Mumford, I could see a star in Captain Carpentry. It's a pretty even match up to be fair, we could be looking at Fluck-The-Cluckamania's main event right here. Oh and Captain Carpentry wins!
Louis Spence wins the Commonwealth Championship from Gabriel Logan.
MAIN EVENT: 5 on 5 match: Andy, Ronald McDonald, George, Jake Jolson & 5th Superstar vs Phil Mitchell, don't know, don't care, fuck knows & a knobhead.
Phil Mitchell: "I guess this is it, SWC the soap opera it is... Maybe after this fake show gets a make over, we'll teach you stupid fools how to count to five!"
*Ronald McDonald interrupts*
Ronald: "I wouldn't be so cocky, you bald potato bitch! We remembered all right! Well we figured we could have given our spot to Yorghos! Or, John Clemmon Jr! But... We gave it to someone who, has a bit more 'cool' about them, anyway we got has been actors to get rid of... Cut the lights!"
The lights have gone, the soap 'stars' are laughing about a 'light failure'
WAIT A MINUTE... I know that music! It's FUNKYTOWN! HE'S BACK! THAT LEG BREAK HASN'T SLOWED HIM DOWN ONE BIT! The bell has rang... FunkyTown starts off vs Star 'A' as he locks up and throws him to the ground & just unloads on him & pins him 1.2.3! Soap stars down 1 already as George is tagged in as he pins the 2 more stars, the effeminate soap star is the last one, he's really playing this out just lay down all ready, you've more or less lost now... George with one fucking hell of a punch 1.2.3!
Now here's where things get interesting, this is the most one sided SWC Survival of the Fittest main event, I think it's the most sided 5 on 5 ever!
Phil: "Uhh wait, can we talk this out?!? I didn't mean it! I I I.... AHHHHH!"
All five SWC Superstars hit their finishers & bundle on top of Mitchell. 1..2..3! Phil Mitchell has not only failed in his quest to bring soap operas to SWC, he now has a Survival of the Fittest record of 0-3, losing twice 3 years ago & again tonight.
Speaking of records George is now 3-0 at this event, being the sole survivor in 2012, winning the World Title last year & now winning tonight, how awesome.
