Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 8, 2014 16:37:48 GMT -5
Borat pinned Luigi, I honestly should use these two more tbh
*We go backstage to Dimmickdust, it'll be scary*
Dimmickdust: "EEEEEEEEEEH, THE STARS! TONIGHT THEY TELL ME... *breathes* I WILL GET A NEW COMPANION IN THE FORM OF A LOVER!
Dimmick travels to the ring with a turnbuckle pad he calls 'Shirley.' He pinned The Stig
James May is STILL the Intercontinental Champion, he says he needs a real challenge as he's beaten most of the damn company
James May pins Gentleman Jim and is confronted by Minecraft Steve
Treguard pinned Gordon Ramsay, the two butt heads at the end of the match.
Jeremy Kyle comes out to the ring
Jeremy: "Welcome to the Jeremy Kyle show, now shut up this is the Jeremy Kyle show! *crowd boos* You should all be at work, not watching a show now pin back your lugholes & hear this. Tonight, James May you will put your SWC Championship on the line against Lou! Jake Jolson! Niko Bellic! And finally... Hank Nutz! This match is next!"
Well we have a five way for the SWC title! we're underway as James May is thrown out the ring, the champ is looking tired having already wrestled tonight. The other 4 are brawling and May hasn't responded since being thrown out of the ring. Some minutes pass as Jolson hits a clothesline from bethnal green on Hank Nutz... Nutz lands on Bellic 1...2...3! Wait a minute... Hank Nutz is the SWC Champion?!? Jolson is fuming! He felt he should have won, but he knocked Nutz onto Niko Bellic & Nutz won the title! Jolson should've been mindful of where he clotheslines people & this time he pays the price. Interestingly, this is the first top tier title change on a non-PPV event.
Hank Nutz lifts the belt & has his moment! Congratulations!
*We go backstage to Dimmickdust, it'll be scary*
Dimmickdust: "EEEEEEEEEEH, THE STARS! TONIGHT THEY TELL ME... *breathes* I WILL GET A NEW COMPANION IN THE FORM OF A LOVER!
Dimmick travels to the ring with a turnbuckle pad he calls 'Shirley.' He pinned The Stig
James May is STILL the Intercontinental Champion, he says he needs a real challenge as he's beaten most of the damn company
James May pins Gentleman Jim and is confronted by Minecraft Steve
Treguard pinned Gordon Ramsay, the two butt heads at the end of the match.
Jeremy Kyle comes out to the ring
Jeremy: "Welcome to the Jeremy Kyle show, now shut up this is the Jeremy Kyle show! *crowd boos* You should all be at work, not watching a show now pin back your lugholes & hear this. Tonight, James May you will put your SWC Championship on the line against Lou! Jake Jolson! Niko Bellic! And finally... Hank Nutz! This match is next!"
Well we have a five way for the SWC title! we're underway as James May is thrown out the ring, the champ is looking tired having already wrestled tonight. The other 4 are brawling and May hasn't responded since being thrown out of the ring. Some minutes pass as Jolson hits a clothesline from bethnal green on Hank Nutz... Nutz lands on Bellic 1...2...3! Wait a minute... Hank Nutz is the SWC Champion?!? Jolson is fuming! He felt he should have won, but he knocked Nutz onto Niko Bellic & Nutz won the title! Jolson should've been mindful of where he clotheslines people & this time he pays the price. Interestingly, this is the first top tier title change on a non-PPV event.
Hank Nutz lifts the belt & has his moment! Congratulations!
