Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 22, 2014 15:43:30 GMT -5
Twas the last RAWR before christmas and all through the night, it's fucking chaos and we've decided to go shopping instead, I need a new telly.
James May has decided to race Minecraft Steve & Gentleman Jim to Oxford Street. Steve has decided to go by tube, Jim goes by buses & James May goes by car. All three start just shy of West London. May won the race in 40 mins. Gentleman Jim followed him over an hour later & Minecraft Steve ended up in Upminster! He got closer to my house than he did Oxford Street!
Jeremy Kyle & the art trolls go food shopping, I'd hate to see the state of the bogs on boxing day!
I guess we're gonna prepare for the Christmas Special, it'll be on after the queen's speech & some tone deaf kids freezing their arses off & singing carols & before some shit reality telly contest, old Deal or No Deal footage, some 90's celebrities turning on christmas lights in Bristol (featuring: Craig Charles & Mr Motivator) & really fuzzy softcore porn. Not forgetting old disaster footage & phone in quiz shows
James May has decided to race Minecraft Steve & Gentleman Jim to Oxford Street. Steve has decided to go by tube, Jim goes by buses & James May goes by car. All three start just shy of West London. May won the race in 40 mins. Gentleman Jim followed him over an hour later & Minecraft Steve ended up in Upminster! He got closer to my house than he did Oxford Street!
Jeremy Kyle & the art trolls go food shopping, I'd hate to see the state of the bogs on boxing day!
I guess we're gonna prepare for the Christmas Special, it'll be on after the queen's speech & some tone deaf kids freezing their arses off & singing carols & before some shit reality telly contest, old Deal or No Deal footage, some 90's celebrities turning on christmas lights in Bristol (featuring: Craig Charles & Mr Motivator) & really fuzzy softcore porn. Not forgetting old disaster footage & phone in quiz shows
