Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 31, 2014 18:38:05 GMT -5
It's time for the annual SWC awards! We celebrate the year just passed and all the achievements that everyone has accomplished.
Here's some tramp to present the Worst Match award
Tramp: "It goes to Rey vs Anyone"
Rey: jus liek last year lol
However we have Best Match next, presented by Bret Hart
Bret: "The winner is, Fully Loaded: James May vs Lou all the marbles match!"
James: "That was one hell of a match, but I will have more!"
As part of Funniest Moment, welcome Jimmy Carr!
Jimmy: "So the winner of Funniest Moment is, unfortunately the winner has been banned from every SWC event & is sharing a jail with a murderer."
Welcome back to the stage: That tramp from 45 mins ago!
Tramp: "Donkey of the year is... REY!
Rey: i gt 2 awards i da bestest lol
Gok Wan-k will present both worst & best dressed awards
Gok: "Best dressed is... MADISON IVY! And the Worst Dressed is... Dimmickdust."
Madison: "Is this threeway happening?"
Dimmickdust: "SHIRLEY IS ALL THE TURNBUCKLE I NEEDS *HA* BUT YOU ARE A BIG STAR... I LIKE... STARS! *HA*"
Madison: "What a weirdo"
Dimmickdust: "I AM NOT WEIRD. YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE NAME... DIMMICKDUST!"
Rookie of the Year is presented by Neil Lennon & Jeremy Kyle
Neil: "I'd like tae thank ye all for your hard work, yer dedication & let's all hope fer a great year next year."
Jeremy Kyle: "And the winner is... JOHN CLEMMON JR!"
Look at the pout on Yorghos' face...
John: "Wow! Erm... Thanks!"
William Regal will present his own shocked face for biggest shock
William: "The winner is... George! And it was for his face turn!"
George: "Thank you so much, my beautiful people who voted for me, it means so much to me. Really, I'm so thankful I have such a gorgeous fanbase, I love you all!"
And President Seymour Guado presents the last award for Superstar of the Year.
Seymour: "The final three nominees are: Captain Carpentry, Ronnie O'Sullivan & FunkyTown. The winner is... FUNKYTOWN!"
EPILOGUE:
And that concludes 2014, all that remains is to wait until new year... Rey has ended up thrown out of a second floor window & decides to go to a chinese takeaway with metalfuck & Minecraft Steve, the new year's party has been named after the late Trevor Rent who died earlier this month. Mumford demonstrates his gnarliness on the dancefloor but ends up facefirst in the punch bowl. John Clemmon Jr lost his virginity. Ramirez actually knows so much about golf. Captain Carpentry wins the annual quiz. Little Britain have decided that they're going into SWC management when they retire in a few years. President Seymour Guado has made a profit selling "lemonade" to tourists.
*SWC Selfie with everyone in the company*
*No animals were harmed in the making or production of any SWC event. Maybe an SWCCEO and a Beh, but no animals*
Here's some tramp to present the Worst Match award
Tramp: "It goes to Rey vs Anyone"
Rey: jus liek last year lol
However we have Best Match next, presented by Bret Hart
Bret: "The winner is, Fully Loaded: James May vs Lou all the marbles match!"
James: "That was one hell of a match, but I will have more!"
As part of Funniest Moment, welcome Jimmy Carr!
Jimmy: "So the winner of Funniest Moment is, unfortunately the winner has been banned from every SWC event & is sharing a jail with a murderer."
Welcome back to the stage: That tramp from 45 mins ago!
Tramp: "Donkey of the year is... REY!
Rey: i gt 2 awards i da bestest lol
Gok Wan-k will present both worst & best dressed awards
Gok: "Best dressed is... MADISON IVY! And the Worst Dressed is... Dimmickdust."
Madison: "Is this threeway happening?"
Dimmickdust: "SHIRLEY IS ALL THE TURNBUCKLE I NEEDS *HA* BUT YOU ARE A BIG STAR... I LIKE... STARS! *HA*"
Madison: "What a weirdo"
Dimmickdust: "I AM NOT WEIRD. YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE NAME... DIMMICKDUST!"
Rookie of the Year is presented by Neil Lennon & Jeremy Kyle
Neil: "I'd like tae thank ye all for your hard work, yer dedication & let's all hope fer a great year next year."
Jeremy Kyle: "And the winner is... JOHN CLEMMON JR!"
Look at the pout on Yorghos' face...
John: "Wow! Erm... Thanks!"
William Regal will present his own shocked face for biggest shock
William: "The winner is... George! And it was for his face turn!"
George: "Thank you so much, my beautiful people who voted for me, it means so much to me. Really, I'm so thankful I have such a gorgeous fanbase, I love you all!"
And President Seymour Guado presents the last award for Superstar of the Year.
Seymour: "The final three nominees are: Captain Carpentry, Ronnie O'Sullivan & FunkyTown. The winner is... FUNKYTOWN!"
EPILOGUE:
And that concludes 2014, all that remains is to wait until new year... Rey has ended up thrown out of a second floor window & decides to go to a chinese takeaway with metalfuck & Minecraft Steve, the new year's party has been named after the late Trevor Rent who died earlier this month. Mumford demonstrates his gnarliness on the dancefloor but ends up facefirst in the punch bowl. John Clemmon Jr lost his virginity. Ramirez actually knows so much about golf. Captain Carpentry wins the annual quiz. Little Britain have decided that they're going into SWC management when they retire in a few years. President Seymour Guado has made a profit selling "lemonade" to tourists.
*SWC Selfie with everyone in the company*
*No animals were harmed in the making or production of any SWC event. Maybe an SWCCEO and a Beh, but no animals*
