Kyle vs Dimmick - Shrimp vs Apples

[DJ]

Kyle "The E-fed Pimp/Shrimp" has returned to Pallet Town (as a girl) to pick up his old friend Reymond. But what Kyle didn't expect, was for his longtime rival Neil "The Apple Picker who works at Tesco" Dimmick to ambush him with a Squirtle.

Kyle's Reymond did a good amount of damage, but he was no match for Squirtle as Dimmick won the match in seconds.

Dimmick mocked the Shrimp, emailing Kyle a hate filled letter about Apples being superior to Shrimp.

But Kyle just laughed and started playing with his balls like a boss.

That's when Kyle decide to get his mac on by pimping game to Dimmick's sister Angela.

After having suffered an embarrassing loss, Kyle knew that Reymond would never make it to level 6, so he binned him and called on the much more reliable Destroyer, who Rey quickly begged to not only join his forum, but to make him a thousand skins. Destroyer Low Kick+Karate Chopped Rey in the JerKOK and left Rey shook from the slick talk, pain, and torture.

Destroyer and Kyle's friend Plumdawg showed up when he heard Dimmick was in town, hoping to Thundershock the noon back to aisle 3 at Tesco.

Together, Kyle, Destroyer, and Plummeh were able to drop Dimmick with ease, fuck boi!!

The E-Pimp met the legend Brock and took down his Onix and Geodude to win his first badge, making vaggeh burgers out of his vaggeh buggers!!

[Adult Gohan]

I'm a man, and I'm a KEH!!! I'm a Mankeh!!

[DJ]

Kyle somehow made it through Mt. Moon and found himself in Misteh's gym.

With the help of Plummeh and Destroyer, the E-fed Shrimp took down the water pokemon leader and fackeh-ed in her jaspeh.



After beating Misteh, Kyle met up with Ed at SWC KOKDown and asked for his help in embarrassing Dimmick. Since no one could pass down such a fun opportunity, Ed joined the team.




The Pimp's team had no trouble cracking the wobblies on that assbox Dimmick.




Destroyer got his wolf on evolving to Prime Ape status and knocking fuckers out with a Mega Punch.



One of the fuckers was Lt. Surge whose Raichu was left lying on the canvas.

[Elder Gohan]

I love this! I wonder when Dimmick'll crack the wobblies & turn into Dimmickdust...

[Adult Gohan]

What's this 'SMELL YA' shit? I evolved, boi!! So, smell muh KOK!!!

[DJ]

Kyle has been lost in a cave for over a month and is still struggling along facing random Hikers and running in circles.



Willeh was exploring the cave when he found the E-Fed Shrimp and agreed to help Kyle make it to Lavender Town in exchange for a chance to help fight against Dimmick.



In Lavender Town, Kyle and friends defeated Dimmick at the grave yard, where Neil was visiting his old friend Jimmy Savile. Jimmy fixed it for him tbh.



In Celadon City, Plummeh found a rare stone and evolved



Not to be outdone, Ed absorbed a Leaf Stone and evolved as well



After making quick work of Erika and fackeh-ing in her assbox, the team had problems with Koga's goons until Willeh stepped up and slashed his Weezing's tires.



Dimmick ambushed us in Saffron but once again we didnt waste any time disposing of his shit team. Plummeh suddenly looked more badass after putting in work at the gym.



Dimmick continued to chat shit after his pokemon got knocked the fuck out so he got knocked the fuck out






Giovanni seems to know us but the E-Pimp doesn't remember him from any E-feds so he must no be that important

[Elder Gohan]

I'm a Vileplume!

[DJ]

Jun 28, 2015 13:32:46 GMT -5 Elder Gohan said:

I'm a Vileplume!

I got more of this ready to post but my laptop won't charge/always having laptop issues.