Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 31, 2015 17:35:06 GMT -5
Better late than never.
Austin Powers sexypins Treguard
Austin: "I'd like to challenge for the intercontinental title YEAH BABY!"
Jake Jolson is backstage, he's looking for The Stig & has a proposition for him
Jake: "I'LL FUCKIN' KILL HIM & TAKE HIS TITLE!"
The gauntlet is laid
Jeremy Kyle: "Everybody shut up & listen, this is the Jeremy Kyle show. Moments ago, James May was attacked & left unconscious and some apples were left by the body, we interviewed Treguard, Ronnie O'Sullivan & Dimmickdust. Dimmickdust is adamant that he is innocent. Lie detector results, after the main event."
Lou wins the HardKOK Title from Spider-Man.
Rey has been skulking around, despite being a KOKDown superstar, he's been spotted in Tesco staring at boxes of frosties & being angered by pringles, oh no he's been attacked & being dragged to the arena by his attacker! Well he's been dragged out to the ring by...
WUT DA HELL! It's BOOKER T! REY HAS BEEN WINDING UP THE LEGENDS RECENTLY! At Fluck-The-Cluckamania 4 he was beaten up by Stone Cold and now it's Booker T who is kicking Rey's ass!
Matt Hardy pins The Stig in a non-title match
Matt Hardy has something to say about Jake Jolson challenging for the SWC Title
Matt: "MATT HARDY! MATT HARDY!"
*The all important lie-detector results*
Jeremy: "We asked Treguard, did he attack James May at the start of the show, he said no... BECAUSE HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH~!"
Jeremy: "Well well well... Dimmickdust, it's looking bad for you isn't it?"
Dust: "No it's not..."
Jeremy: "We asked RONNIE O'SULLIVAN, did he attack James May at the start of the show, he said no... *pause* He was LYING!
Jeremy: "Guilty. Dimmickdust, I apologise. Ronnie, all you can do is sigh?"
Ronnie: "Ain't bothered tbh"
Jeremy: "You will be. At Cracklash, it will be you vs James May vs Treguard vs Dimmickdust vs Gordon Ramsay vs Austin Powers, I hope to god you lose."
Austin Powers sexypins Treguard
Austin: "I'd like to challenge for the intercontinental title YEAH BABY!"
Jake Jolson is backstage, he's looking for The Stig & has a proposition for him
Jake: "I'LL FUCKIN' KILL HIM & TAKE HIS TITLE!"
The gauntlet is laid
Jeremy Kyle: "Everybody shut up & listen, this is the Jeremy Kyle show. Moments ago, James May was attacked & left unconscious and some apples were left by the body, we interviewed Treguard, Ronnie O'Sullivan & Dimmickdust. Dimmickdust is adamant that he is innocent. Lie detector results, after the main event."
Lou wins the HardKOK Title from Spider-Man.
Rey has been skulking around, despite being a KOKDown superstar, he's been spotted in Tesco staring at boxes of frosties & being angered by pringles, oh no he's been attacked & being dragged to the arena by his attacker! Well he's been dragged out to the ring by...
WUT DA HELL! It's BOOKER T! REY HAS BEEN WINDING UP THE LEGENDS RECENTLY! At Fluck-The-Cluckamania 4 he was beaten up by Stone Cold and now it's Booker T who is kicking Rey's ass!
Matt Hardy pins The Stig in a non-title match
Matt Hardy has something to say about Jake Jolson challenging for the SWC Title
Matt: "MATT HARDY! MATT HARDY!"
*The all important lie-detector results*
Jeremy: "We asked Treguard, did he attack James May at the start of the show, he said no... BECAUSE HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH~!"
Jeremy: "Well well well... Dimmickdust, it's looking bad for you isn't it?"
Dust: "No it's not..."
Jeremy: "We asked RONNIE O'SULLIVAN, did he attack James May at the start of the show, he said no... *pause* He was LYING!
Jeremy: "Guilty. Dimmickdust, I apologise. Ronnie, all you can do is sigh?"
Ronnie: "Ain't bothered tbh"
Jeremy: "You will be. At Cracklash, it will be you vs James May vs Treguard vs Dimmickdust vs Gordon Ramsay vs Austin Powers, I hope to god you lose."