Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 18, 2015 17:04:06 GMT -5
Rey is in the ring
Rey: i not a fuckboy u poo ass i dint loos 2 da hatstan he falled on ur ass lol a hatstand aint da futur of da swcceo in dis bitch i is da greatest of all da times lol...
AWW SHIT IS IT?!? IT IS! BRET THE HITMAN HART! HE'S HERE!
Bret: "Rey you pencil neck punkass bargain bucket bitch! I see you, you run your mouth about us legends but... I DON'T REMEMBER GETTING PINNED BY A HATSTAND! TWICE! Now, you'll face me right here right now. Or, if you wanna face a bedside cabinet or a wardrobe..."
Rey got a cheap shot in, but Bret recovered & locked Rey in the sharpshooter!
So last week a hatstand won the Commonwealth Title, Grado has asked to go back to TNA & that leaves Gentleman Jim & James Bond in the GM's office.
GM Jeff Stelling: "Erm, in this envelope we have the next match, for the commonwealth title: the hatstand will face... *Trumpcard appears & clicks his fingers, disappears again* Well this is weird, Trumpcard appears on the envelope!
Trumpcard will face the hatstand for the Commonwealth Title, this has to be a joke. A mime vs a hatstand, the crowd love this! Trumpcard does the lasso thing... 1.2.3! Trumpcard wins!
Not a lot else happens
Rey: i not a fuckboy u poo ass i dint loos 2 da hatstan he falled on ur ass lol a hatstand aint da futur of da swcceo in dis bitch i is da greatest of all da times lol...
AWW SHIT IS IT?!? IT IS! BRET THE HITMAN HART! HE'S HERE!
Bret: "Rey you pencil neck punkass bargain bucket bitch! I see you, you run your mouth about us legends but... I DON'T REMEMBER GETTING PINNED BY A HATSTAND! TWICE! Now, you'll face me right here right now. Or, if you wanna face a bedside cabinet or a wardrobe..."
Rey got a cheap shot in, but Bret recovered & locked Rey in the sharpshooter!
So last week a hatstand won the Commonwealth Title, Grado has asked to go back to TNA & that leaves Gentleman Jim & James Bond in the GM's office.
GM Jeff Stelling: "Erm, in this envelope we have the next match, for the commonwealth title: the hatstand will face... *Trumpcard appears & clicks his fingers, disappears again* Well this is weird, Trumpcard appears on the envelope!
Trumpcard will face the hatstand for the Commonwealth Title, this has to be a joke. A mime vs a hatstand, the crowd love this! Trumpcard does the lasso thing... 1.2.3! Trumpcard wins!
Not a lot else happens
