Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 24, 2015 17:16:43 GMT -5
First match will be the Wrestleoff! Because Shrek & Edd are both dogshit at wrestling it'll be President Seymour Guado's choice...
Guado: "I see... I choose Shrek to be sacrifi.... in the match!"
OK so Rey will face...
OH SHIT, IT HAS BEEN COMING FOR MONTHS NOW! Nearly 7 feet tall 390 pounds of Gibraltarian muscle it's RAMIREZ!
Ramirez is staring down Shrek, who at this moment looks like a constipated toad, Shrek runs the ropes and clotheslines Ramirez who didn't even flinch, so Shrek does it again & nothing happens, he tries it a third time & Ramirez with a killer headbutt flattens Shrek, Ramirez lifts up Shrek by his neck & ragdolls him across the ring, he lifts him again & hits a big boot to the face & then Jackknife powerbombs Shrek... *SHREK IS UNABLE TO CONTINUE*
*Ramirez is promoted to KOKDown! Shrek is relegated to Developmental.*
Match 2: Loser leaves KOKDown! Mumford vs Rey
Rey: i surviveded yay i gt 2 beet da momfort lol
Mumford won in under 2 minutes
It's the attackers... They're unmasking... Oh you, it's GRADO & DR LONGENBAUGH!
Dr: "There's no escape Mumford, I'm going to do tests on you whether you like it or not!"
Grado: "Aye, we cid ah grabbed yeez, but ye widnae go doon, so ah slapped ya burd tae shut her up, but you stayed up & we had tae abandon the plan, now ye ken hae we are ye git nae wan tae help yeez, on yersel!"
IT'S DR NELLIS! & ANDY!
Dr Nellis: "Longenbaugh! You've tormented my friend long enough! Your obsession with Mumford, it's unreal! He's an ordinary man, like you and me! You're a disgrace to the medical profession!"
*Andy spears Grado!*
Mumford, Dr Nellis & Andy surround Dr Longenbaugh! Andy spears Longenbaugh, Dr Nellis beats the shit out of him!
GM Jeff Stelling: "Grado, YOU'RE FIRED!"
Todd Mortar pinned Yoshimitsu
George pinned John Clemmon Jr.
Captain Carpentry pinned Johnny Triplearse.
Captain: "FunkyTown, I hope you're ready! Ready to get your ass beat, like a fat talentless asshole who works in LIDL attempting to play basketball in a wheelie bin, you afro wearing, jumpsuit dick!"
Guado: "I see... I choose Shrek to be sacrifi.... in the match!"
OK so Rey will face...
OH SHIT, IT HAS BEEN COMING FOR MONTHS NOW! Nearly 7 feet tall 390 pounds of Gibraltarian muscle it's RAMIREZ!
Ramirez is staring down Shrek, who at this moment looks like a constipated toad, Shrek runs the ropes and clotheslines Ramirez who didn't even flinch, so Shrek does it again & nothing happens, he tries it a third time & Ramirez with a killer headbutt flattens Shrek, Ramirez lifts up Shrek by his neck & ragdolls him across the ring, he lifts him again & hits a big boot to the face & then Jackknife powerbombs Shrek... *SHREK IS UNABLE TO CONTINUE*
*Ramirez is promoted to KOKDown! Shrek is relegated to Developmental.*
Match 2: Loser leaves KOKDown! Mumford vs Rey
Rey: i surviveded yay i gt 2 beet da momfort lol
Mumford won in under 2 minutes
It's the attackers... They're unmasking... Oh you, it's GRADO & DR LONGENBAUGH!
Dr: "There's no escape Mumford, I'm going to do tests on you whether you like it or not!"
Grado: "Aye, we cid ah grabbed yeez, but ye widnae go doon, so ah slapped ya burd tae shut her up, but you stayed up & we had tae abandon the plan, now ye ken hae we are ye git nae wan tae help yeez, on yersel!"
IT'S DR NELLIS! & ANDY!
Dr Nellis: "Longenbaugh! You've tormented my friend long enough! Your obsession with Mumford, it's unreal! He's an ordinary man, like you and me! You're a disgrace to the medical profession!"
*Andy spears Grado!*
Mumford, Dr Nellis & Andy surround Dr Longenbaugh! Andy spears Longenbaugh, Dr Nellis beats the shit out of him!
GM Jeff Stelling: "Grado, YOU'RE FIRED!"
Todd Mortar pinned Yoshimitsu
George pinned John Clemmon Jr.
Captain Carpentry pinned Johnny Triplearse.
Captain: "FunkyTown, I hope you're ready! Ready to get your ass beat, like a fat talentless asshole who works in LIDL attempting to play basketball in a wheelie bin, you afro wearing, jumpsuit dick!"