Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 26, 2015 16:15:12 GMT -5
WELCOME TO CRACKLASH! PRESENTED BY RAWR LIVE FROM BASILDON IT IS JUST GONE HALF FIVE & THE CROWDS ARE PISSED DRUNK THIS SHOULD BE FUN!
Match 1: Womens Championship: Madison Ivy (C) vs Nicki Minaj
Recently relegated Rey is referee for this match as the bell sounds, I must say I'm a fan of Nicki Minaj, but I'm also a fan of Madison Ivy. From the sight of Rey, it looks like he's a fan too, because on live tv he's just popped a boner & the crowd have started giggling, now they're howling with laughter as Rey is completely oblivious as to what's happening... Madison Ivy with the cover... Rey! Wakey wakey! Count the pin! Oh he's looking at his KOK and only just noticed, he's suddenly turned bright red! Oh hang on then, I'll count the pin 1...2....3! Aaaand, womens wrestling isn't a joke.
Match 2: IC Title 6 way: James May (c) vs Austin Powers vs Dimmickdust vs Ronnie O'Sullivan vs Gordon Ramsay vs Treguard
Ooh I've been looking forward to this one, this is the event 3 years ago that James May pinned Captain Carpentry to win the IC Title & his 2nd 6 way, however this one ISN'T elimination rules the first one to score the pinfall wins the title as Ramsay knees Dimmickdust in the gut & slams him to the mat, but gets clotheslined by James May, as the rest are brawling for a few minutes. Eventually Dimmickdust sits on the top turnbuckle Ronnie O'Sullivan JUMPS up, Dimmickdust with a jumping powerbomb COUNTERED INTO A HURRICANRANA MIDAIR by Ronnie! 1...2... Austin Powers superkicks Ronnie, Treguard with a DDT to Powers, Ramsay powerbombs Treguard all with covers that kicked out at 2, James May rolls up Ramsay & has his feet on the ropes 1...2...3! MAY RETAINS AGAIN! On his 1,100th day as SWC Intercontinental Champion!
Match 3: SWC Championship: The Stig (c) vs Jake Jolson
This is a highly faught match, Jolson isn't backing down but Stig is seemingly immune to Jolson's anger! Wait, that's Matt Hardy & he's holding some porn mags & he's rolled them up & hit Stig! DISQUALIFIED!
The Stig: "..."
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Stig: "..."
Jolson: "What's in those mags?"
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Stig: "..."
Jolson: "FUCKIN' WHAT?!?"
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Jolson: "Ain't got time for this shit."
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Stig: "..."
Match 1: Womens Championship: Madison Ivy (C) vs Nicki Minaj
Recently relegated Rey is referee for this match as the bell sounds, I must say I'm a fan of Nicki Minaj, but I'm also a fan of Madison Ivy. From the sight of Rey, it looks like he's a fan too, because on live tv he's just popped a boner & the crowd have started giggling, now they're howling with laughter as Rey is completely oblivious as to what's happening... Madison Ivy with the cover... Rey! Wakey wakey! Count the pin! Oh he's looking at his KOK and only just noticed, he's suddenly turned bright red! Oh hang on then, I'll count the pin 1...2....3! Aaaand, womens wrestling isn't a joke.
Match 2: IC Title 6 way: James May (c) vs Austin Powers vs Dimmickdust vs Ronnie O'Sullivan vs Gordon Ramsay vs Treguard
Ooh I've been looking forward to this one, this is the event 3 years ago that James May pinned Captain Carpentry to win the IC Title & his 2nd 6 way, however this one ISN'T elimination rules the first one to score the pinfall wins the title as Ramsay knees Dimmickdust in the gut & slams him to the mat, but gets clotheslined by James May, as the rest are brawling for a few minutes. Eventually Dimmickdust sits on the top turnbuckle Ronnie O'Sullivan JUMPS up, Dimmickdust with a jumping powerbomb COUNTERED INTO A HURRICANRANA MIDAIR by Ronnie! 1...2... Austin Powers superkicks Ronnie, Treguard with a DDT to Powers, Ramsay powerbombs Treguard all with covers that kicked out at 2, James May rolls up Ramsay & has his feet on the ropes 1...2...3! MAY RETAINS AGAIN! On his 1,100th day as SWC Intercontinental Champion!
Match 3: SWC Championship: The Stig (c) vs Jake Jolson
This is a highly faught match, Jolson isn't backing down but Stig is seemingly immune to Jolson's anger! Wait, that's Matt Hardy & he's holding some porn mags & he's rolled them up & hit Stig! DISQUALIFIED!
The Stig: "..."
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Stig: "..."
Jolson: "What's in those mags?"
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Stig: "..."
Jolson: "FUCKIN' WHAT?!?"
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Jolson: "Ain't got time for this shit."
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Stig: "..."
