Post by Elder Gohan on May 8, 2015 16:38:27 GMT -5
BRITAIN DECIDES! (At time of posting, we already know the result & the polls closed last night) Who will you vote for? Is SWC a UKIP supporting business, or are we a bunch or Tory arseholes? Or will we do a u-ie & vote Labour?
*Mumford is at the bowling alley*
Stevadore Fisher-Bunt: "Erm... Oi knows hows bout we do bowling? Den we vote!"
Mumford: "RIGHTO!"
Mumford is about to bowl a perfect game when... A UKIP campaigner blindsides Mumfie, Rey comes to the rescue but is thrown down the aisle head first!
Rey: strike lol
Mumford throws the UKIP dude down the next aisle!
John Clemmon Jr is backstage, he's also not old enough to vote so he beats Hank Nutz in a match.
Commonwealth Champion Trumpcard beat George.
Trumpcard: "I, will prove to all you awesome fans why I am THE ACE IN THE PACK! I am the quickest ever debutant to champion in SWC history! And I, know who will win tonight *clicks fingers & picks a card* the card says CONSERVATIVES!"
Todd Mortar pinned Andy
Andy: "I'm getting older now, Mr Ed. Me & Lou were thinking about retiring for a few months now, me body can't take a full schedule I hate to say it, but I think my next match at Fully Loaded may be my last, that's why I am challenging Trumpcard to a match next week at Fully Loaded for the Commonwealth title, If I win I'll carry on. If I lose, I'll retire."
Labour have started rambling on and on until...
*Some 'empowering feminist' music*
OH GOD NO. I KNOW THIS MUSIC! SHE WAS BANNED FROM SWC LAST YEAR! Q***n B*h is back here in the ring, we've had to censor the live broadcast & blur out the obvious person.
B*h: *dubbed voice* "Who the hell are you? No one cares about the limey brits election!"
Ed Miliband: "I'm the Labour leader! I will not have you attack me like this... OK I see your serious B*h."
B*h: "I wanna match, no disqualifications. Now sit & rko the slut in your sig"
Ed Miliband: "Uhh, I don't follow. But I'll agree to the match, but... First I knew I'd be accosted by what can only be described as an offence to humanity. Secondly I paid handsomely for a bodyguard, one that the SWC fans in attendance will appreciate, and hopefully convince them that the Labour party is the way forward."
B*h: "Fuck your Labour"
The match has started...
Oh my sweet bippy! BBBBRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKKKK LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSNNNNNNAAAAARRRRRR!
Brock: "Let's do THIS!"
Go on Bork! Lesnar wallops B*h and hits german suplex after german suplex & an F-5! Miliband covers 1...2...3! Ed Miliband has won an SWC Match!
Well it's now time so see who won SWC Presidency, the vote is as follows:
Seymour Guado - Badass, Yevonite high priest, Incumbent - UKIP 35,000 ish votes
Mr. Ed - Full time legend, head of creative - Labour - 9,000 ish votes
Carol Beer - Arsehole - Conservative - Fuck all
Rey - Loony - Rey is da bestest lol - 13 votes(!)
Congratulations Seymour Guado who gets to serve another two years as preisdent.
The Conservatives won the General Election, the locker room threw a big tantrum & rioted.
*Mumford is at the bowling alley*
Stevadore Fisher-Bunt: "Erm... Oi knows hows bout we do bowling? Den we vote!"
Mumford: "RIGHTO!"
Mumford is about to bowl a perfect game when... A UKIP campaigner blindsides Mumfie, Rey comes to the rescue but is thrown down the aisle head first!
Rey: strike lol
Mumford throws the UKIP dude down the next aisle!
John Clemmon Jr is backstage, he's also not old enough to vote so he beats Hank Nutz in a match.
Commonwealth Champion Trumpcard beat George.
Trumpcard: "I, will prove to all you awesome fans why I am THE ACE IN THE PACK! I am the quickest ever debutant to champion in SWC history! And I, know who will win tonight *clicks fingers & picks a card* the card says CONSERVATIVES!"
Todd Mortar pinned Andy
Andy: "I'm getting older now, Mr Ed. Me & Lou were thinking about retiring for a few months now, me body can't take a full schedule I hate to say it, but I think my next match at Fully Loaded may be my last, that's why I am challenging Trumpcard to a match next week at Fully Loaded for the Commonwealth title, If I win I'll carry on. If I lose, I'll retire."
Labour have started rambling on and on until...
*Some 'empowering feminist' music*
OH GOD NO. I KNOW THIS MUSIC! SHE WAS BANNED FROM SWC LAST YEAR! Q***n B*h is back here in the ring, we've had to censor the live broadcast & blur out the obvious person.
B*h: *dubbed voice* "Who the hell are you? No one cares about the limey brits election!"
Ed Miliband: "I'm the Labour leader! I will not have you attack me like this... OK I see your serious B*h."
B*h: "I wanna match, no disqualifications. Now sit & rko the slut in your sig"
Ed Miliband: "Uhh, I don't follow. But I'll agree to the match, but... First I knew I'd be accosted by what can only be described as an offence to humanity. Secondly I paid handsomely for a bodyguard, one that the SWC fans in attendance will appreciate, and hopefully convince them that the Labour party is the way forward."
B*h: "Fuck your Labour"
The match has started...
Oh my sweet bippy! BBBBRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKKKK LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSNNNNNNAAAAARRRRRR!
Brock: "Let's do THIS!"
Go on Bork! Lesnar wallops B*h and hits german suplex after german suplex & an F-5! Miliband covers 1...2...3! Ed Miliband has won an SWC Match!
Well it's now time so see who won SWC Presidency, the vote is as follows:
Seymour Guado - Badass, Yevonite high priest, Incumbent - UKIP 35,000 ish votes
Mr. Ed - Full time legend, head of creative - Labour - 9,000 ish votes
Carol Beer - Arsehole - Conservative - Fuck all
Rey - Loony - Rey is da bestest lol - 13 votes(!)
Congratulations Seymour Guado who gets to serve another two years as preisdent.
The Conservatives won the General Election, the locker room threw a big tantrum & rioted.