Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 8, 2015 15:30:31 GMT -5
So SWC hasn't been posted in a month, this is because Mr Ed has blown the budget on parties interesting storylines.
Chef Ramsay has beaten Darth Vader. I could've sworn I released Vader
Ramsay: "Oi you! I ain't done with you! I can smash the fuck outta you & I can still challenge for the Intercontinental Title... You know what, you are a fucking joke. FUCK OFF TO THE BACK!"
Madison Ivy is in the dressing room, getting ready
Dimmickdust: *breathes* "A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEEEEWW!"
Madison: "Ugh, get lost creepo."
Dimmickdust: "But... We were meant to be... The stars, THE STARS! They never lie! NEVER NEVER NEVER!"
Madison: "I've warned you before, if you don't leave me alone I'm calling the police."
Dimmickdust: "Oh no, it's our destiny to travel the universe together. I feel it in the stars!"
*Madison knees Dimmickdust in the balls*
Dimmickdust: "RIGHT IN THE APPLES!"
Youngster Joey: "Hey Madison, do you wanna see my Rattata? It's in the top percentage."
*She slaps Joey*
Joey: "Oww, I only asked. Hey weirdo, Jeremy Kyle told me to tell you. As the new Intercontinental Champion, you'll be in a best of 7 series for the title. Oh before I forget, you'll be facing me in the series!"
Peter Griffin pinned Treguard
Ronnie O'Sullivan is in a match against Austin Powers but he's sort of swinging his cue around & swearing at Stevadore Fisher-Bunt, bear in mind that Ronnie is the HardKOK Champion. Oh here comes Fisher-Bunt, he's got a can of lynx & sprays it in Ronnie's eyes! Roll up 1..2..3! STEVADORE FISHER-BUNT IS THE HARDKOK CHAMPION! Oh and he's lost it to Gun Jack. I remember when I was HardKOK Champion, twice I might add.
SWC Champion The Stig is watching tonight's main event. Jake Jolson vs Lou vs James May vs Matt Hardy #1 Contendership.
It's the closing stages of the match Matt Hardy hits the Twist of Fate on Jake Jolson, he kicks out at 2. Lou is thrown out the ring by James May, Jolson springs up & clotheslines May & Jolson hits the Twist of Fate again. 1...2....3!
Matt stares at The Stig.
Matt Hardy: "MATT HARDY!"
Chef Ramsay has beaten Darth Vader. I could've sworn I released Vader
Ramsay: "Oi you! I ain't done with you! I can smash the fuck outta you & I can still challenge for the Intercontinental Title... You know what, you are a fucking joke. FUCK OFF TO THE BACK!"
Madison Ivy is in the dressing room, getting ready
Dimmickdust: *breathes* "A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEEEEWW!"
Madison: "Ugh, get lost creepo."
Dimmickdust: "But... We were meant to be... The stars, THE STARS! They never lie! NEVER NEVER NEVER!"
Madison: "I've warned you before, if you don't leave me alone I'm calling the police."
Dimmickdust: "Oh no, it's our destiny to travel the universe together. I feel it in the stars!"
*Madison knees Dimmickdust in the balls*
Dimmickdust: "RIGHT IN THE APPLES!"
Youngster Joey: "Hey Madison, do you wanna see my Rattata? It's in the top percentage."
*She slaps Joey*
Joey: "Oww, I only asked. Hey weirdo, Jeremy Kyle told me to tell you. As the new Intercontinental Champion, you'll be in a best of 7 series for the title. Oh before I forget, you'll be facing me in the series!"
Peter Griffin pinned Treguard
Ronnie O'Sullivan is in a match against Austin Powers but he's sort of swinging his cue around & swearing at Stevadore Fisher-Bunt, bear in mind that Ronnie is the HardKOK Champion. Oh here comes Fisher-Bunt, he's got a can of lynx & sprays it in Ronnie's eyes! Roll up 1..2..3! STEVADORE FISHER-BUNT IS THE HARDKOK CHAMPION! Oh and he's lost it to Gun Jack. I remember when I was HardKOK Champion, twice I might add.
SWC Champion The Stig is watching tonight's main event. Jake Jolson vs Lou vs James May vs Matt Hardy #1 Contendership.
It's the closing stages of the match Matt Hardy hits the Twist of Fate on Jake Jolson, he kicks out at 2. Lou is thrown out the ring by James May, Jolson springs up & clotheslines May & Jolson hits the Twist of Fate again. 1...2....3!
Matt stares at The Stig.
Matt Hardy: "MATT HARDY!"
