Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 12, 2015 17:16:50 GMT -5
Welcome to the beach! Grays Beach! (It's the closest beach to the SWC arena) So if you ignore the Thames floodgates, the ton of factories, beer cans, needles & used condoms it's an OK beach. Tonight we have an Intercontinental Title match, a World Title match & an SWC Title match, I just hope Ottomans isn't closed!
Rey: jeez dis place is well shit dere is da kfc boxs and da bin man nt been i cnt belive dat ED grew up her eastsex is da shit hole lol
Me: "Yeah, but you'll never know how great Primark is, or the feeling of walking through the town centre of Romford & getting lost, or the sheer awesomeness of Lakeside shopping centre, or the fact that you are never more than 10 minutes from a takeaway, or how life-changing a school trip to Mersea Island is, or even how Colchester/Chelmsford seems like a life time away. You'll never experience the 11 bus to Basildon, no wonder it goes next to the hospital you'll have whiplash from the journey! You will never experience Basildon, Romford, Southend, Grays even Tilbury to a point. You will never know how amazing Essex really is! So shut the fuck up & try not to get pinned by a hatstand again..."
Rey: point being lol
* I smash Rey*
Match 1: Intercontinental Title: Dimmickdust (c) vs James May
In a shock result Dimmickdust beat James May over a month ago, you could hear a pin drop. Dimmickdust breathes at James May, who punches back. Dimmickdust chicken dances! James May is unimpressed, as he kicks him in the gut & rams him into the turnbuckle also using shoulder charges keeping Dimmickdust in the corner as May stops Dimmickdust kisses May who is taken aback, Dimmickdust chicken dances & clotheslines May down. Dimmickdust using that sexy pin, 1.2 kickout. You know it's only creepy when he does it, but when Madison Ivy does it it is actually pretty sexy, Dimmickdust is dropped down as May locks in Clutch Control! A few seconds later Dimmickdust manages to break the hold by punching May in the face with his free hand. Dimmickdust then rolls up May 1...2...3! Dimmickdust retains!
Match 2: Adrian Smiley vs King Yorghos
Yorghos: "Adrian, you are the friend of me you the real boys"
Adrian: "I am Adrian Smiley & I LOVE YOU! I LOVE SWC!"
They shake hands & collar & elbow tie-up as the new commonwealth champion with a headlock take over as Yorghos kips up & splashes Adrian. They're both regrouping as they go to the corner and Yorghos climbs up looking for the OPA DROP but Smiley catches & with a backbreaker, followed by a leg drop. Smiley then throws Yorghos out of the ring & slingshot splash onto Yorghos! Will both men make it into the ring by 10? Ok they both get in, and Yorghos has his arm twisted but he flips & kicks Smiley in the jaw and then with a quick knee drop, he then uses the momentum to climb the turnbuckle & hits an OPA DROP. Pin 1...2...3! Yorgheh!
Match 3: SWC Championship: The Stig (c) vs Matt Hardy
The Stig & Matt Hardy have had quite the rivalry over the SWC Title, Stig is folding his arms & Matt is yelling his name. Finally The Stig whacks Matt Hardy with a left hook, and Matt returns the favour before whipping Stig to the corner, Matt looked a bit defensive in his last few matches. The Stig with a POWERLAP! 1...2... Kickout by Matt Hardy!
Matt: "Matt Hardy!"
I think Matt has seen something... It's... Tattoo John! What's he doing ringside? He's passed out, The Stig also keeping an eye out incase John tries something, Matt Hardy with a side effect both men down. Both men stagger to their feet as Matt Hardy drop toeholds The Stig. Ref spots something in the Thames, Tattoo John smashes a bottle over The Stig's head...
TWIST OF FATE! Cover 1...2...3...! NOT THIS WAY!
Your winner & NEW SWC CHAMPION... MATT HARDY!
Matt: "Matt Hardy!"
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Captain Carpentry (c) vs George
Last month Captain Carpentry made short work of FunkyTown, even shattering FunkyTown's nose in the process. George suffered a nose break in the past, so the captain will be aiming for the nose as he boots George in the face. I think this is a knockout, as George uses an armbar takedown. That looked like a nerve hold as Captain Carpentry can't lift his arm above his head. 20 mins pass as George goes for the Facelift but the Captain ducks & uses the momentum to powerbomb George. 1...2...3 The Captain retains!
Mumford: "MUMFORD!"
Rey: jeez dis place is well shit dere is da kfc boxs and da bin man nt been i cnt belive dat ED grew up her eastsex is da shit hole lol
Me: "Yeah, but you'll never know how great Primark is, or the feeling of walking through the town centre of Romford & getting lost, or the sheer awesomeness of Lakeside shopping centre, or the fact that you are never more than 10 minutes from a takeaway, or how life-changing a school trip to Mersea Island is, or even how Colchester/Chelmsford seems like a life time away. You'll never experience the 11 bus to Basildon, no wonder it goes next to the hospital you'll have whiplash from the journey! You will never experience Basildon, Romford, Southend, Grays even Tilbury to a point. You will never know how amazing Essex really is! So shut the fuck up & try not to get pinned by a hatstand again..."
Rey: point being lol
* I smash Rey*
Match 1: Intercontinental Title: Dimmickdust (c) vs James May
In a shock result Dimmickdust beat James May over a month ago, you could hear a pin drop. Dimmickdust breathes at James May, who punches back. Dimmickdust chicken dances! James May is unimpressed, as he kicks him in the gut & rams him into the turnbuckle also using shoulder charges keeping Dimmickdust in the corner as May stops Dimmickdust kisses May who is taken aback, Dimmickdust chicken dances & clotheslines May down. Dimmickdust using that sexy pin, 1.2 kickout. You know it's only creepy when he does it, but when Madison Ivy does it it is actually pretty sexy, Dimmickdust is dropped down as May locks in Clutch Control! A few seconds later Dimmickdust manages to break the hold by punching May in the face with his free hand. Dimmickdust then rolls up May 1...2...3! Dimmickdust retains!
Match 2: Adrian Smiley vs King Yorghos
Yorghos: "Adrian, you are the friend of me you the real boys"
Adrian: "I am Adrian Smiley & I LOVE YOU! I LOVE SWC!"
They shake hands & collar & elbow tie-up as the new commonwealth champion with a headlock take over as Yorghos kips up & splashes Adrian. They're both regrouping as they go to the corner and Yorghos climbs up looking for the OPA DROP but Smiley catches & with a backbreaker, followed by a leg drop. Smiley then throws Yorghos out of the ring & slingshot splash onto Yorghos! Will both men make it into the ring by 10? Ok they both get in, and Yorghos has his arm twisted but he flips & kicks Smiley in the jaw and then with a quick knee drop, he then uses the momentum to climb the turnbuckle & hits an OPA DROP. Pin 1...2...3! Yorgheh!
Match 3: SWC Championship: The Stig (c) vs Matt Hardy
The Stig & Matt Hardy have had quite the rivalry over the SWC Title, Stig is folding his arms & Matt is yelling his name. Finally The Stig whacks Matt Hardy with a left hook, and Matt returns the favour before whipping Stig to the corner, Matt looked a bit defensive in his last few matches. The Stig with a POWERLAP! 1...2... Kickout by Matt Hardy!
Matt: "Matt Hardy!"
I think Matt has seen something... It's... Tattoo John! What's he doing ringside? He's passed out, The Stig also keeping an eye out incase John tries something, Matt Hardy with a side effect both men down. Both men stagger to their feet as Matt Hardy drop toeholds The Stig. Ref spots something in the Thames, Tattoo John smashes a bottle over The Stig's head...
TWIST OF FATE! Cover 1...2...3...! NOT THIS WAY!
Your winner & NEW SWC CHAMPION... MATT HARDY!
Matt: "Matt Hardy!"
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Captain Carpentry (c) vs George
Last month Captain Carpentry made short work of FunkyTown, even shattering FunkyTown's nose in the process. George suffered a nose break in the past, so the captain will be aiming for the nose as he boots George in the face. I think this is a knockout, as George uses an armbar takedown. That looked like a nerve hold as Captain Carpentry can't lift his arm above his head. 20 mins pass as George goes for the Facelift but the Captain ducks & uses the momentum to powerbomb George. 1...2...3 The Captain retains!
Mumford: "MUMFORD!"
