Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 14, 2015 16:32:03 GMT -5
*The police have turned up and are in Jeremy Kyle's office*
Officer: "I am Sgt. Begovic & this is Inspector Mignolet, we have a few questions."
Jeremy: "Go ahead."
Mignolet: "It has come to our attention that one of your superstars has been harassing your female employees."
Begovic: "Yes, we received a call late last night that a man 6'2 dressed in red & white leather and apple facepaint following a woman believed to work at SWC."
Jeremy: "We'll co-operate fully & I know that this isn't the first time. If the person who is making the claim is telling the truth, then we'll punish the attacker..."
Mignolet: "Look, enough messing around. We know it's Dimmickdust, tell him to stop or he's facing 18 months!"
Jeremy: "OK"
Borat pinned Peter Griffin
Intercontinental Title best of 7 series: Youngster Joey vs Dimmickdust
Dimmickdust is about to pin Joey... Wait that's Sgt. Begovic & Insp. Mignolet! They're whispering to the ref, ref is signalling for a mic.
Ref: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the police have informed us that this match will result in a no contest! And that Neil "Dimmickdust" Dimmick is placed under arrest!"
GM Jeremy Kyle comes out
Jeremy: "Furthermore, you are STRIPPED of the Intercontinental Championship! A new champion will be crowned tonight in a beat the clock challenge."
First up is James May vs James Bond. May wins in 10:42
Homer Simpson beat Edd in 4:21
Gun Jack is up next, he smashed Treguard in 5:00.
Jack: "FACK. TOO FACKING LONG!"
Minecraft Steve pinned Snape in 4:22. Seriously forgot about Snape...
Last in the challenge, Chef Ramsay gets to hand pick his opponent.
Ramsay: "I choose... DARTH VADER!"
Chef Ramsay pins Vader in under 2 minutes to win the Intercontinental Title!
New SWC Champion Matt Hardy announces the new #1 contender
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
I think you mean Jake Jolson?
*GONG & DARKNESS!* *EXPLOSION!* *THUNDERBOLT!* *SNOWING!*
Voice: "SWC... You have remained care-free for too long! I've been watching, yet I have no eyes! I've been hearing, yet I have no ears! YOU ARE NOT SAFE! I'M COMING FOR YOU! RIGHT. NOW!"
SHIT THE BED! IT'S... THE SLENDERMAN! HE'S BACK! HE'S ON A BIKE!
Slenderman: "It's been a while SWC! Did any bitches make moves when I was gone? Well I'm gonna go all medieval on your ass Matt & I'm taking that sweet ass belt brah."
Officer: "I am Sgt. Begovic & this is Inspector Mignolet, we have a few questions."
Jeremy: "Go ahead."
Mignolet: "It has come to our attention that one of your superstars has been harassing your female employees."
Begovic: "Yes, we received a call late last night that a man 6'2 dressed in red & white leather and apple facepaint following a woman believed to work at SWC."
Jeremy: "We'll co-operate fully & I know that this isn't the first time. If the person who is making the claim is telling the truth, then we'll punish the attacker..."
Mignolet: "Look, enough messing around. We know it's Dimmickdust, tell him to stop or he's facing 18 months!"
Jeremy: "OK"
Borat pinned Peter Griffin
Intercontinental Title best of 7 series: Youngster Joey vs Dimmickdust
Dimmickdust is about to pin Joey... Wait that's Sgt. Begovic & Insp. Mignolet! They're whispering to the ref, ref is signalling for a mic.
Ref: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the police have informed us that this match will result in a no contest! And that Neil "Dimmickdust" Dimmick is placed under arrest!"
GM Jeremy Kyle comes out
Jeremy: "Furthermore, you are STRIPPED of the Intercontinental Championship! A new champion will be crowned tonight in a beat the clock challenge."
First up is James May vs James Bond. May wins in 10:42
Homer Simpson beat Edd in 4:21
Gun Jack is up next, he smashed Treguard in 5:00.
Jack: "FACK. TOO FACKING LONG!"
Minecraft Steve pinned Snape in 4:22. Seriously forgot about Snape...
Last in the challenge, Chef Ramsay gets to hand pick his opponent.
Ramsay: "I choose... DARTH VADER!"
Chef Ramsay pins Vader in under 2 minutes to win the Intercontinental Title!
New SWC Champion Matt Hardy announces the new #1 contender
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
I think you mean Jake Jolson?
*GONG & DARKNESS!* *EXPLOSION!* *THUNDERBOLT!* *SNOWING!*
Voice: "SWC... You have remained care-free for too long! I've been watching, yet I have no eyes! I've been hearing, yet I have no ears! YOU ARE NOT SAFE! I'M COMING FOR YOU! RIGHT. NOW!"
SHIT THE BED! IT'S... THE SLENDERMAN! HE'S BACK! HE'S ON A BIKE!
Slenderman: "It's been a while SWC! Did any bitches make moves when I was gone? Well I'm gonna go all medieval on your ass Matt & I'm taking that sweet ass belt brah."
