Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 18, 2015 16:16:52 GMT -5
General Manager Jeff Stelling is in his office with president Seymour Guado.
Jeff: "What brings you 'ere Mr Guado?"
Seymour: "I want you to know that you're doing a fine job, you just need to make more matches..."
Abonaserio & Tim knocks on the door
Tim: "Mr Guado, we're out of ready salted crisps."
Seymour: *Click* *Tim dies* "Now you don't need food, you have also escaped your mortal suffering, anyone else wish to join him? Good, World Championship match at HeatWave, announce what's on the paper after Captain Carpentry's match tonight. Also, we are doing something for charity this year, if we get enough donations we'll shoot Rey out of a cannon!"
Mikey is in the ring.
Mikey: "O fortuitous fate, I love thee. Shut up, while I recite poetry! For this medium, I recite. SWC fans, I think you are shite!"
*GOD SAVE THE QUEEN*
Oh shit it's Ramirez! 6'10 365 lbs of Gibraltarian monster! He isn't happy...
Ramirez: "You talk too much fat man."
Elbow to the face, big boot & A huge powerbomb! 1...2...3! Ramirez wins on his return from injury!
Mumford pinned Gabe Logan.
Spider-Man pinned Adrian Smiley. Trumpcard beatdown Smiley after the match.
Trumpcard: "OK, for my next trick. I'll turn a chump into a joke!"
Yoshimitsu: "I suppose now would be a bad time? Incase you didn't know, the Commonwealth Title will be defended an a triple threat next week. Smiley vs you vs ME!"
King Yorghos pinned an also returning Gentleman Jim.
George is attacked backstage and is found with a lute smashed over his head.
Captain Carpentry pinned Ronald McDonald.
Jeff Stelling: "Captain Carpentry, next month you will face Johnny Triplearse for the World Title in a Steel Cage match!"
SWC has announced that it will attempt to take the womens division semi-seriously, and will sign a few women who can at least outwrestle hatstands & not attract apple-fetishists. SWC has also launched more action figures, including an internet exclusive Hank Nutz that falls apart when you touch it, first aid box & bandages sold seperately.
Jeff: "What brings you 'ere Mr Guado?"
Seymour: "I want you to know that you're doing a fine job, you just need to make more matches..."
Abonaserio & Tim knocks on the door
Tim: "Mr Guado, we're out of ready salted crisps."
Seymour: *Click* *Tim dies* "Now you don't need food, you have also escaped your mortal suffering, anyone else wish to join him? Good, World Championship match at HeatWave, announce what's on the paper after Captain Carpentry's match tonight. Also, we are doing something for charity this year, if we get enough donations we'll shoot Rey out of a cannon!"
Mikey is in the ring.
Mikey: "O fortuitous fate, I love thee. Shut up, while I recite poetry! For this medium, I recite. SWC fans, I think you are shite!"
*GOD SAVE THE QUEEN*
Oh shit it's Ramirez! 6'10 365 lbs of Gibraltarian monster! He isn't happy...
Ramirez: "You talk too much fat man."
Elbow to the face, big boot & A huge powerbomb! 1...2...3! Ramirez wins on his return from injury!
Mumford pinned Gabe Logan.
Spider-Man pinned Adrian Smiley. Trumpcard beatdown Smiley after the match.
Trumpcard: "OK, for my next trick. I'll turn a chump into a joke!"
Yoshimitsu: "I suppose now would be a bad time? Incase you didn't know, the Commonwealth Title will be defended an a triple threat next week. Smiley vs you vs ME!"
King Yorghos pinned an also returning Gentleman Jim.
George is attacked backstage and is found with a lute smashed over his head.
Captain Carpentry pinned Ronald McDonald.
Jeff Stelling: "Captain Carpentry, next month you will face Johnny Triplearse for the World Title in a Steel Cage match!"
SWC has announced that it will attempt to take the womens division semi-seriously, and will sign a few women who can at least outwrestle hatstands & not attract apple-fetishists. SWC has also launched more action figures, including an internet exclusive Hank Nutz that falls apart when you touch it, first aid box & bandages sold seperately.
