Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 20, 2015 15:30:53 GMT -5
Womens Champion Madison Ivy is backstage with Jeremy Kyle, Sgt. Begovic & Insp. Mignolet.
Madison: "Look, I didn't call the cops last week. Y'know, I think there's been a big misunderstanding..."
Jeremy: "Yeah, it's just a storyline. Dimmickdust in the storyline will end up feuding with Youngster Joey over Madison & the Intercontinental Title, it'll also involves James May at somepoint. You arresting Neil kinda screwed things up, because Neil Dimmick isn't stalking Madison because well..."
Madison: "WRESTLING ISN'T REAL! It's about as real as my movies!"
Sgt Begovic: "Umm, jeez. I guess Neil Dimmick is released. Just don't do it again!"
Dimmick: "Well now my Dimmickdust character is ruined! Ah screw it, it can't be worse than Stardust..."
Jeremy: "Don't worry, we'll rebuild ya. Madison, we've made a few changes to the division. Only you & Asa Akira are retaining their contracts. However, we're hiring a few more women! You'll face one next!"
Madison Ivy faces...
Madison: "I can see you're talented... Tell me about yourself."
?: "Well, I have 2 brothers & a father who work for SWC..."
Madison: "Yeah, I guess working in the car park is a family trade."
?: "You didn't let me finish, my name is Stacey & my older brother is Todd, my baby brother is John Jr & my father is legendary wrestler John Clemmon Sr!"
Huge german suplex from Stacey Clemmon! 1..2..3! What a debut! And apparently 2 more signings confirmed.
Gun Jack smashed Minecraft Steve.
Minecraft Steve: "Gun Jack, you are a glorified pinball machine."
Gun Jack: "FUCK YOU SQUARE MAN!"
Minecraft Steve: "Achievement Get."
They brawl.
Youngster Joey pinned Borat
Joey: "Hey weirdo, you weren't the only one to get screwed. James May lost in a botched finish, you got arrested & then released like nothing happened, I lose my series match & now Ramsay is the Champion? You know how much that sucks? 100%. You know what else is 100% My Rattatta! It's in the top percentage & my Rattatta is just the best."
Dimmickdust: "...You, are just so selfish. Me me me! Why don't you challenge Ramsay then?"
Joey: "I will do. I was first."
Dimmickdust: "No. I was first, the apples don't lie..."
James May: "Erm, chaps. I think you'll find that I was first. You arses."
Lou pinned Homer Simpson.
Matt Hardy pinned The Stig.
Slenderman in a hoodie chokeslammed Matt Hardy.
Slendy: "Yo, why don't ya come fight me? I'll make you a star big guy!"
Madison: "Look, I didn't call the cops last week. Y'know, I think there's been a big misunderstanding..."
Jeremy: "Yeah, it's just a storyline. Dimmickdust in the storyline will end up feuding with Youngster Joey over Madison & the Intercontinental Title, it'll also involves James May at somepoint. You arresting Neil kinda screwed things up, because Neil Dimmick isn't stalking Madison because well..."
Madison: "WRESTLING ISN'T REAL! It's about as real as my movies!"
Sgt Begovic: "Umm, jeez. I guess Neil Dimmick is released. Just don't do it again!"
Dimmick: "Well now my Dimmickdust character is ruined! Ah screw it, it can't be worse than Stardust..."
Jeremy: "Don't worry, we'll rebuild ya. Madison, we've made a few changes to the division. Only you & Asa Akira are retaining their contracts. However, we're hiring a few more women! You'll face one next!"
Madison Ivy faces...
Madison: "I can see you're talented... Tell me about yourself."
?: "Well, I have 2 brothers & a father who work for SWC..."
Madison: "Yeah, I guess working in the car park is a family trade."
?: "You didn't let me finish, my name is Stacey & my older brother is Todd, my baby brother is John Jr & my father is legendary wrestler John Clemmon Sr!"
Huge german suplex from Stacey Clemmon! 1..2..3! What a debut! And apparently 2 more signings confirmed.
Gun Jack smashed Minecraft Steve.
Minecraft Steve: "Gun Jack, you are a glorified pinball machine."
Gun Jack: "FUCK YOU SQUARE MAN!"
Minecraft Steve: "Achievement Get."
They brawl.
Youngster Joey pinned Borat
Joey: "Hey weirdo, you weren't the only one to get screwed. James May lost in a botched finish, you got arrested & then released like nothing happened, I lose my series match & now Ramsay is the Champion? You know how much that sucks? 100%. You know what else is 100% My Rattatta! It's in the top percentage & my Rattatta is just the best."
Dimmickdust: "...You, are just so selfish. Me me me! Why don't you challenge Ramsay then?"
Joey: "I will do. I was first."
Dimmickdust: "No. I was first, the apples don't lie..."
James May: "Erm, chaps. I think you'll find that I was first. You arses."
Lou pinned Homer Simpson.
Matt Hardy pinned The Stig.
Slenderman in a hoodie chokeslammed Matt Hardy.
Slendy: "Yo, why don't ya come fight me? I'll make you a star big guy!"
