Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 7, 2015 17:15:09 GMT -5
The SWC Womens Title is on the line for the first time in a year! Madison Ivy will defend her title in a 4 way. SWC has 4 divas you ask? We do now! Please welcome Stacey Clemmon, Kunimitsu & SWC's newest signing...
I'm speechless. I thought we were signing women who CAN outwrestle hatstands? No, that's a ring love. Get in & let Kunimitsu & Stacey carry you through the match... OK So they're wrestling, that's a start. Holy shit this is longer than a WWE divas match and there's a decent match, Eva Marie is very sloppy atm, she's dropped Kunimitsu on her head & her mask fell off, Eva Marie with a sharp kick to Madison Ivy who I think is legit KO'd. Stacey Clemmon with a sit down fireman's carry slam on Eva Marie. 1..2...3! We have a new womens champion!
Kunimitsu: "Yo red, watch this... *eye poke* Eye on the ball, eye on the ball! *snap kick* Ooh too slow! That's why you don't drop people on they heads ya hear?"
Mikey is hanging out at the mall before his match, an old friend bumps into him.
?: "Hey, I know you from somewhere?"
Mikey: "Yeah, I'm Mikey and I'm an SWC superstar. I guess you want an autograph or something"
?: "Mikey, it's me. TJ Detweiler! We were on Recess together!"
Mikey: "Oh yeah, I miss those days. No one from the show contacted me like & now I'm doing my own thing."
TJ: "Me too Mike-o. I run a chain of comic stores, it's tender! So yeah, Gretch became a researcher, Spinelli is homeless & is battling a drug habit, Vince is the manager of a sports direct & Gus married an Ashley!"
Mikey: "That's awesome. Except Vince, I hated that guy!"
TJ: "Hey, I remember that fight you & Vince got into! You battered him."
Mikey: "Anyway, I gotta dash. Catch ya later!"
TJ: "OK, but you gotta know... It's Finster, she died last year..."
Mikey: "Oh. Sorry to hear that."
Mikey lost to Louis Spence.
Yoshimitsu pinned Adrian Smiley.
Yoshi: "Times wastin' new kid. You better get used to this losing feeling, and fast. Wait a minute... I smell a rat, a fat foul smelling rat in a wolf mask... Come out coward!"
George pinned Johnny Triplearse to become the new #1 contender to the World Title.
George: "Captain Carpentry my old enemy. I guess I could challenge for your title, this time I'll have my beautiful people & their keen eye for style behind me, believe me those keen eyes can see your chin from space!"
Captain: "I bet you feel the big guy huh? 'Now I have blonde hair & a new polo shirt, I can finally stop dressing like a 2nd rate strip club manager from the early 90's.' George, I could care less about the fans, quite frankly you can all wipe a cockatoo's ass with your opinion!"
George: "A cockatoo's ass? Captain Carpentry, YOU are a cockatoo's ass!"
Yorghos pinned Todd Mortar.
Side note: A mysterious well muscled 70 year old has been sighted backstage, rumour has it he is interested in buying SWC. He will begin negotiations soon, but he's currently talking to a vending machine about "being best for business"
I'm speechless. I thought we were signing women who CAN outwrestle hatstands? No, that's a ring love. Get in & let Kunimitsu & Stacey carry you through the match... OK So they're wrestling, that's a start. Holy shit this is longer than a WWE divas match and there's a decent match, Eva Marie is very sloppy atm, she's dropped Kunimitsu on her head & her mask fell off, Eva Marie with a sharp kick to Madison Ivy who I think is legit KO'd. Stacey Clemmon with a sit down fireman's carry slam on Eva Marie. 1..2...3! We have a new womens champion!
Kunimitsu: "Yo red, watch this... *eye poke* Eye on the ball, eye on the ball! *snap kick* Ooh too slow! That's why you don't drop people on they heads ya hear?"
Mikey is hanging out at the mall before his match, an old friend bumps into him.
?: "Hey, I know you from somewhere?"
Mikey: "Yeah, I'm Mikey and I'm an SWC superstar. I guess you want an autograph or something"
?: "Mikey, it's me. TJ Detweiler! We were on Recess together!"
Mikey: "Oh yeah, I miss those days. No one from the show contacted me like & now I'm doing my own thing."
TJ: "Me too Mike-o. I run a chain of comic stores, it's tender! So yeah, Gretch became a researcher, Spinelli is homeless & is battling a drug habit, Vince is the manager of a sports direct & Gus married an Ashley!"
Mikey: "That's awesome. Except Vince, I hated that guy!"
TJ: "Hey, I remember that fight you & Vince got into! You battered him."
Mikey: "Anyway, I gotta dash. Catch ya later!"
TJ: "OK, but you gotta know... It's Finster, she died last year..."
Mikey: "Oh. Sorry to hear that."
Mikey lost to Louis Spence.
Yoshimitsu pinned Adrian Smiley.
Yoshi: "Times wastin' new kid. You better get used to this losing feeling, and fast. Wait a minute... I smell a rat, a fat foul smelling rat in a wolf mask... Come out coward!"
George pinned Johnny Triplearse to become the new #1 contender to the World Title.
George: "Captain Carpentry my old enemy. I guess I could challenge for your title, this time I'll have my beautiful people & their keen eye for style behind me, believe me those keen eyes can see your chin from space!"
Captain: "I bet you feel the big guy huh? 'Now I have blonde hair & a new polo shirt, I can finally stop dressing like a 2nd rate strip club manager from the early 90's.' George, I could care less about the fans, quite frankly you can all wipe a cockatoo's ass with your opinion!"
George: "A cockatoo's ass? Captain Carpentry, YOU are a cockatoo's ass!"
Yorghos pinned Todd Mortar.
Side note: A mysterious well muscled 70 year old has been sighted backstage, rumour has it he is interested in buying SWC. He will begin negotiations soon, but he's currently talking to a vending machine about "being best for business"
