Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 14, 2015 17:12:00 GMT -5
So this week, we have womens champion Stacey Clemmon face off against Madison Ivy in a non-title match.
Madison Ivy pinned Stacey Clemmon in a close match.
Eva Marie interrupts.
Eva: "You girls are just laughable. You all just wish you were as talented as me..."
Stacey: "Bitch are you serious?!? I'm a Clemmon, I was born wrestling and not standing on a red carpet & starring in a piss poor reality show. It's 'divas' like you that are the reason women's wrestling is a joke, that 'divas' like you who are just hired for being pretty, you couldn't tell an armbar from a free bar and all you can say is that I'm jealous!"
Eva: "You're just jealous..."
Kunimitsu: "Jealous of what? Fake hair? Breast implants? Face facts, YOU ARE TRASH! I have more ability in my little fingernail than you & indeed most of the WWE Divas division! It's no wonder Paige is complacent as all hell & just yells her spots!"
*massive brawl*
Mikey is at Maccy D's...
Mikey: "I'd like a..."
*Armed robbers break in*
Mikey: "Not again!"
Robber: "Oh shit the cops, here fat guy hold this... Wait, I know you from somewhere... SWC Wrestling! Can I get your autograph, my sons a big fan!"
Mikey: "Sure!"
*Robber runs, leaving Mikey with the bag. Mikey is then arrested*
Rey is in the ring
Rey: i is bak lol i ws gon coz i ws injered lol
Mr Ed: "I'm gonna have to interrupt you there banana boy, you see Rey you're not injured you were suspended for 30 days for throwing my flip flops on the roof of the arena. This has caused me a great deal of expense, don't do it again amiKOK."
Hank Nutz pinned Rey.
Adrian Smiley pinned Yoshimitsu.
Adrian: "D'aww, it's ok. You'll do better next time! And remember guys, I LOVE YOU!"
Ramirez pinned Mumford.
Ramirez: "I guess it's no surprise, I will eventually conquer SWC. See that title? Y'know, the one Smiley has? Yeah, I'm gonna take it, so I guess it doesn't matter who wins next Sunday. I will crush them."
George beat Louis Spence.
Captain Carpentry whipped Johnny Triplearse.
Captain: "George, remember our old rivalry? The one where you were so cowardly, you used James May to beat my ass? Well you used all those tactics, the man advantage & you STILL couldn't beat me! Well all that's different is that the fans are behind you & I am the World Heavyweight Champion, something you barely know about."
George: "Talk is cheap. Even if I don't walk out champion, just remember you might defend your title more than once on Sunday. Johnny Triplearse is making a big fuss, John Clemmon Jr has that briefcase & Yorghos didn't even get his shot at the title! Watch. Your. Back
Madison Ivy pinned Stacey Clemmon in a close match.
Eva Marie interrupts.
Eva: "You girls are just laughable. You all just wish you were as talented as me..."
Stacey: "Bitch are you serious?!? I'm a Clemmon, I was born wrestling and not standing on a red carpet & starring in a piss poor reality show. It's 'divas' like you that are the reason women's wrestling is a joke, that 'divas' like you who are just hired for being pretty, you couldn't tell an armbar from a free bar and all you can say is that I'm jealous!"
Eva: "You're just jealous..."
Kunimitsu: "Jealous of what? Fake hair? Breast implants? Face facts, YOU ARE TRASH! I have more ability in my little fingernail than you & indeed most of the WWE Divas division! It's no wonder Paige is complacent as all hell & just yells her spots!"
*massive brawl*
Mikey is at Maccy D's...
Mikey: "I'd like a..."
*Armed robbers break in*
Mikey: "Not again!"
Robber: "Oh shit the cops, here fat guy hold this... Wait, I know you from somewhere... SWC Wrestling! Can I get your autograph, my sons a big fan!"
Mikey: "Sure!"
*Robber runs, leaving Mikey with the bag. Mikey is then arrested*
Rey is in the ring
Rey: i is bak lol i ws gon coz i ws injered lol
Mr Ed: "I'm gonna have to interrupt you there banana boy, you see Rey you're not injured you were suspended for 30 days for throwing my flip flops on the roof of the arena. This has caused me a great deal of expense, don't do it again amiKOK."
Hank Nutz pinned Rey.
Adrian Smiley pinned Yoshimitsu.
Adrian: "D'aww, it's ok. You'll do better next time! And remember guys, I LOVE YOU!"
Ramirez pinned Mumford.
Ramirez: "I guess it's no surprise, I will eventually conquer SWC. See that title? Y'know, the one Smiley has? Yeah, I'm gonna take it, so I guess it doesn't matter who wins next Sunday. I will crush them."
George beat Louis Spence.
Captain Carpentry whipped Johnny Triplearse.
Captain: "George, remember our old rivalry? The one where you were so cowardly, you used James May to beat my ass? Well you used all those tactics, the man advantage & you STILL couldn't beat me! Well all that's different is that the fans are behind you & I am the World Heavyweight Champion, something you barely know about."
George: "Talk is cheap. Even if I don't walk out champion, just remember you might defend your title more than once on Sunday. Johnny Triplearse is making a big fuss, John Clemmon Jr has that briefcase & Yorghos didn't even get his shot at the title! Watch. Your. Back
