Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 29, 2015 16:43:23 GMT -5
Hey, you remember that old dude who was yelling at a vending machine a few weeks ago? Yeah, he's back again & he's demanding to get in the ring... Ugh. Let's hear him out then.
Oh shit! It's Vince McMahon! Everyone hide & pretend you're not in, just like when the window cleaner comes.
Vince: "Hiding, that's not best for business! You know what is best for business? John Cena is best for business! I'm best for business! Throwaway matches are best for business! (Getting annoying yet?) And if you tune into RAW for the low price of $9.99! You'll get all the cenawinslol action & you can buy a t-shirt for $9.99! That's best for business..."
Seymour Guado is here
Seymour: "Just make your damn point already, we only have an hour left!"
Vince: "OK, but you can catch my point on the WWE Network for just $9.99! That's best for business.
Seymour: "SHUT UP! Seriously, you plug more junk than a scrap dealer. If you want to do business, that's great. If you don't then leave and get lost."
Vince: "Alright, we're invading. We see SWC as a threat that must be stopped."
Kunimitsu pinned Eva Marie.
Kunimitsu: "Hey red, omg I loooooove your makeup! It's like ssoooooooo awesome!"
Eva: "Like really?"
Kunimitsu: *Knees Eva in the face* "Yeah really! Stace, don't take this the wrong way, but I will come for you if you mess with me."
Darth Vader lost to Ramirez
Mikey is still in jail.
Mikey: "I ought to stop going to McDonald's, everytime I go I end up getting arrested for armed robbery..."
Mumford pinned Yorghos
Mumford: "I LIKE KEBABS! CAN YOU MAKE KEBAB?"
Yorghos: "For you mr mumfie, you are a good man & you get best kebab."
Mumford: "YAY!"
Adrian Smiley pinned Yoshimitsu.
Yoshi: "You know what? If you ain't a punk bitch like that slag Kunimitsu, you'll face me in a cage."
Adrian: "You're on!"
Captain Carpentry whipped Johnny Triplearse.
Rey has been attempting a pop career, his single will end up in an ASDA bargain bin. That'll show him not to roof my flip-flops.
Oh shit! It's Vince McMahon! Everyone hide & pretend you're not in, just like when the window cleaner comes.
Vince: "Hiding, that's not best for business! You know what is best for business? John Cena is best for business! I'm best for business! Throwaway matches are best for business! (Getting annoying yet?) And if you tune into RAW for the low price of $9.99! You'll get all the cenawinslol action & you can buy a t-shirt for $9.99! That's best for business..."
Seymour Guado is here
Seymour: "Just make your damn point already, we only have an hour left!"
Vince: "OK, but you can catch my point on the WWE Network for just $9.99! That's best for business.
Seymour: "SHUT UP! Seriously, you plug more junk than a scrap dealer. If you want to do business, that's great. If you don't then leave and get lost."
Vince: "Alright, we're invading. We see SWC as a threat that must be stopped."
Kunimitsu pinned Eva Marie.
Kunimitsu: "Hey red, omg I loooooove your makeup! It's like ssoooooooo awesome!"
Eva: "Like really?"
Kunimitsu: *Knees Eva in the face* "Yeah really! Stace, don't take this the wrong way, but I will come for you if you mess with me."
Darth Vader lost to Ramirez
Mikey is still in jail.
Mikey: "I ought to stop going to McDonald's, everytime I go I end up getting arrested for armed robbery..."
Mumford pinned Yorghos
Mumford: "I LIKE KEBABS! CAN YOU MAKE KEBAB?"
Yorghos: "For you mr mumfie, you are a good man & you get best kebab."
Mumford: "YAY!"
Adrian Smiley pinned Yoshimitsu.
Yoshi: "You know what? If you ain't a punk bitch like that slag Kunimitsu, you'll face me in a cage."
Adrian: "You're on!"
Captain Carpentry whipped Johnny Triplearse.
Rey has been attempting a pop career, his single will end up in an ASDA bargain bin. That'll show him not to roof my flip-flops.
