Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 30, 2015 13:27:22 GMT -5
Welcome to the summer's biggest event, we are live in Basildon! It's cloudy & probably gonna piss down with rain, so lets get on with it!
Match 1: Womens Championship: Stacey Clemmon vs Eva Marie.
Stacey: "Red, you better put on a show. This ain't a company where you can be given a title, you have to earn it. I've wrestled my whole life, me & my brothers have been wrestling since the age of 8! At no point did I think it was too rough & then 'divas' come along & make us WRESTLERS look bad, well I've proven I can go with the boys, you almost single-handedly set womens wrestling back 20 years!"
Eva: "OMG I am well a good diva, I can do an arm drag & a school girl pin! You're just jealous that I can draw heat & that I'm a talented diva!"
Stacey: "STOP SAYING THAT DAMN WORD!"
What a punch to Eva Marie, Stacey is slamming Eva's head against the mat eventually lifting her up, whip to the ropes & a dropkick, followed by a series of headlock takeovers & arm drags. Eva Marie is barely moving as Stacey locks her in a boston crab, Eva is no selling the move & laying there with a smirk. Stacey looks PISSED, she legit punches Eva Marie 3 times & throws her out the ring. Eva hobbles to the back, and gets counted out.
Stacey: "That's it! SWC I want her contract terminated or I walk! I didn't sacrifice my life, my career, my profession just to have someone take a shit on it, I'm sure that Kunimitsu, Madison Ivy & Asa Akira feel the same way, y'know all my life I wanted to be a wrestler & everyone either laughed or said that'll end up being a barbie doll! Well no more, I have too much respect for the fans & this business I busted my ass for to let some slag to just waste everyone's time, I want Red gone not just for my sake, but for young women everywhere who want to wrestle and aim to be the same, if not better than the boys! Do it SWC, or I'll go elsewhere!"
Match 2: Intercontinental Title: Gordon Ramsay vs James May
The two shake hands as they tie up, May with a headlock as Ramsay with a back drop. They're now measuring eachother up, I suspect that this could be interesting as another tie up leading into a Ramsay hip toss & a chokehold, May eventually gets to his feet as Youngster Joey arrives ringside knowing that he never got his series match, May know locking a full nelson onto Ramsay! Well this looks ominous as May is good at submissions, Ramsay springboards off the ropes & lands behind May, backslide pin 1...2. May kicks out and Ramsay whips May into the ropes, Ramsay dodges a clothesline but times a belly to belly suplex to perfection. Dimmickdust is beside the ring & distracts May, Ramsay rolls up May 1...2...3! Ramsay retains the Intercontinental Title.
Match 3: Rey vs Mr Ed.
Gee, it's been so long since I got in the ring I was HardKOK Champion last time. Anyway, Rey's in trouble for roofing my flip-flops again. So I clothesline Rey & give him a german suplex.
Me: "Roof my flip-flops will ya? How about I throw my fist towards your face?"
Rey: dat was shit i chuck ur flippy floppys on da roof agen lol
Me: "You're shit!"
DDT finishes the match. And I get to keep my flip-flops!
Match 4: Cage match for the Commonwealth Championship: Adrian Smiley (C) vs Yoshimitsu
Adrian: "FIYAH THUNDAH!"
Yoshimitsu with that spin fists move from Tekken! He then falls over all dizzy like, Adrian Smiley then tries to slowly climb the cage as Yoshimitsu yanks him off the top Smiley counters instantly with a hurricanrana, both men down. A few minutes pass as Yoshi tries to open the door but Smiley pushes Yoshi into the door & hits an enzuguiri as Smiley starts to fire up, knee to the face & a tiger bomb as Smiley goes to the top rope, Yoshi moves, but Smiley doesn't jump Yoshi gets on the top rope, Smiley then climbs onto Yoshi's shoulders & then jumps & catches the top beam, whilst kicking Yoshi in the face, Yoshi falls! Smiley is over... SMILEY WINS!
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Title: Captain Carpentry vs George.
It's more or less like the other George v Captain matches, Captain is whipping George's arse but more aggressively than normal. Captain Carpentry hits the rebate powerbomb as George is pinned. Wait, what? The ref has called for the bell! Captain Carpentry looks confused, did he just retain the title? Because I didn't book this, hahaha the ref fucked it I mean seriously he cocked up the finish, it means he has to be slapped on the cock by everyone on the roster & posted to youtube!
Match 1: Womens Championship: Stacey Clemmon vs Eva Marie.
Stacey: "Red, you better put on a show. This ain't a company where you can be given a title, you have to earn it. I've wrestled my whole life, me & my brothers have been wrestling since the age of 8! At no point did I think it was too rough & then 'divas' come along & make us WRESTLERS look bad, well I've proven I can go with the boys, you almost single-handedly set womens wrestling back 20 years!"
Eva: "OMG I am well a good diva, I can do an arm drag & a school girl pin! You're just jealous that I can draw heat & that I'm a talented diva!"
Stacey: "STOP SAYING THAT DAMN WORD!"
What a punch to Eva Marie, Stacey is slamming Eva's head against the mat eventually lifting her up, whip to the ropes & a dropkick, followed by a series of headlock takeovers & arm drags. Eva Marie is barely moving as Stacey locks her in a boston crab, Eva is no selling the move & laying there with a smirk. Stacey looks PISSED, she legit punches Eva Marie 3 times & throws her out the ring. Eva hobbles to the back, and gets counted out.
Stacey: "That's it! SWC I want her contract terminated or I walk! I didn't sacrifice my life, my career, my profession just to have someone take a shit on it, I'm sure that Kunimitsu, Madison Ivy & Asa Akira feel the same way, y'know all my life I wanted to be a wrestler & everyone either laughed or said that'll end up being a barbie doll! Well no more, I have too much respect for the fans & this business I busted my ass for to let some slag to just waste everyone's time, I want Red gone not just for my sake, but for young women everywhere who want to wrestle and aim to be the same, if not better than the boys! Do it SWC, or I'll go elsewhere!"
Match 2: Intercontinental Title: Gordon Ramsay vs James May
The two shake hands as they tie up, May with a headlock as Ramsay with a back drop. They're now measuring eachother up, I suspect that this could be interesting as another tie up leading into a Ramsay hip toss & a chokehold, May eventually gets to his feet as Youngster Joey arrives ringside knowing that he never got his series match, May know locking a full nelson onto Ramsay! Well this looks ominous as May is good at submissions, Ramsay springboards off the ropes & lands behind May, backslide pin 1...2. May kicks out and Ramsay whips May into the ropes, Ramsay dodges a clothesline but times a belly to belly suplex to perfection. Dimmickdust is beside the ring & distracts May, Ramsay rolls up May 1...2...3! Ramsay retains the Intercontinental Title.
Match 3: Rey vs Mr Ed.
Gee, it's been so long since I got in the ring I was HardKOK Champion last time. Anyway, Rey's in trouble for roofing my flip-flops again. So I clothesline Rey & give him a german suplex.
Me: "Roof my flip-flops will ya? How about I throw my fist towards your face?"
Rey: dat was shit i chuck ur flippy floppys on da roof agen lol
Me: "You're shit!"
DDT finishes the match. And I get to keep my flip-flops!
Match 4: Cage match for the Commonwealth Championship: Adrian Smiley (C) vs Yoshimitsu
Adrian: "FIYAH THUNDAH!"
Yoshimitsu with that spin fists move from Tekken! He then falls over all dizzy like, Adrian Smiley then tries to slowly climb the cage as Yoshimitsu yanks him off the top Smiley counters instantly with a hurricanrana, both men down. A few minutes pass as Yoshi tries to open the door but Smiley pushes Yoshi into the door & hits an enzuguiri as Smiley starts to fire up, knee to the face & a tiger bomb as Smiley goes to the top rope, Yoshi moves, but Smiley doesn't jump Yoshi gets on the top rope, Smiley then climbs onto Yoshi's shoulders & then jumps & catches the top beam, whilst kicking Yoshi in the face, Yoshi falls! Smiley is over... SMILEY WINS!
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Title: Captain Carpentry vs George.
It's more or less like the other George v Captain matches, Captain is whipping George's arse but more aggressively than normal. Captain Carpentry hits the rebate powerbomb as George is pinned. Wait, what? The ref has called for the bell! Captain Carpentry looks confused, did he just retain the title? Because I didn't book this, hahaha the ref fucked it I mean seriously he cocked up the finish, it means he has to be slapped on the cock by everyone on the roster & posted to youtube!
