Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 9, 2016 15:37:43 GMT -5
Treguard was attacked by the same Datsun Cherry, who drives a piece of shit like that?
Peter Griffin: "Lou, you got away with it. This time at Heatwave... It's gonna be all the marbles, your career vs this Charizard pokemon card!"
Lou: "What a kerfuffle I've got myself into... DEAL!"
Ronnie O'Sullivan got himself intentionally disqualified against Spongebob.
Jeremy Kyle intervenes.
Jeremy: "Alright Ronnie, I get your point. You're getting bored & I can see why, you're exciting & A wonderful superstar, but I want you to wrestle properly. If you win again in tonight's main event, you'll get a shot at Mikey & the Intercontinental Title!"
Ronnie: "Aight."
Matt Hardy pinned Youngster Joey.
He's playing pokemon go! There's a sodding Pidgey in the ring...
Joey: "Yeah, a Pidgey is pretty cool. But it's not a Rattatta, my Rattatta is in the top percentage of Rattatta!"
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Joey: "No, 'RATTATTA!' Say it with me 'RA-TTA-TA!'
Matt: "MATT-HAR-DY!"
Uhh guys, on my desk we have plans for several new superstars & it's not looking good. "Shams" Tremarco scouted these himself & he was probably on something because these are terrible, the WORST of the lot will debut next. Just try not to shit yourself laughing at him...
James May has never laughed so hard! Introducing from some shithole somewhere, standing 6'4 & is the fattest fuck I've seen, MARTIN! He's tripped over the second rope & the whole developmental crew just facepalmed, I've just looked at "Shams" & he knows his times up, he's getting sacked in the morning. Dead crowd, James May has been dropped on his head by the worst back body drop I've ever seen. Wow, I've never seen someone SO lazy he's WALKING slowly against the ropes instead of running, it's only been three minutes & I already want to eat my own shit than never see this guy again.
James May has actually walked out of the match, he's refusing to continue... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JAMES, GET IN THE RING! Or we'll have to give him a contract...
Martin wins via count out. Balls
The development crew groan.
Martin: "ALL RIGHT I WON! MY FIRST WIN! See development I can make it as a star!"
Christ, he's delusional as well.
Ronnie won. Not going into detail, Martin's "match" pissed me off too much
Peter Griffin: "Lou, you got away with it. This time at Heatwave... It's gonna be all the marbles, your career vs this Charizard pokemon card!"
Lou: "What a kerfuffle I've got myself into... DEAL!"
Ronnie O'Sullivan got himself intentionally disqualified against Spongebob.
Jeremy Kyle intervenes.
Jeremy: "Alright Ronnie, I get your point. You're getting bored & I can see why, you're exciting & A wonderful superstar, but I want you to wrestle properly. If you win again in tonight's main event, you'll get a shot at Mikey & the Intercontinental Title!"
Ronnie: "Aight."
Matt Hardy pinned Youngster Joey.
He's playing pokemon go! There's a sodding Pidgey in the ring...
Joey: "Yeah, a Pidgey is pretty cool. But it's not a Rattatta, my Rattatta is in the top percentage of Rattatta!"
Matt: "MATT HARDY!"
Joey: "No, 'RATTATTA!' Say it with me 'RA-TTA-TA!'
Matt: "MATT-HAR-DY!"
Uhh guys, on my desk we have plans for several new superstars & it's not looking good. "Shams" Tremarco scouted these himself & he was probably on something because these are terrible, the WORST of the lot will debut next. Just try not to shit yourself laughing at him...
James May has never laughed so hard! Introducing from some shithole somewhere, standing 6'4 & is the fattest fuck I've seen, MARTIN! He's tripped over the second rope & the whole developmental crew just facepalmed, I've just looked at "Shams" & he knows his times up, he's getting sacked in the morning. Dead crowd, James May has been dropped on his head by the worst back body drop I've ever seen. Wow, I've never seen someone SO lazy he's WALKING slowly against the ropes instead of running, it's only been three minutes & I already want to eat my own shit than never see this guy again.
James May has actually walked out of the match, he's refusing to continue... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JAMES, GET IN THE RING! Or we'll have to give him a contract...
Martin wins via count out. Balls
The development crew groan.
Martin: "ALL RIGHT I WON! MY FIRST WIN! See development I can make it as a star!"
Christ, he's delusional as well.
Ronnie won. Not going into detail, Martin's "match" pissed me off too much
