Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 30, 2016 13:29:57 GMT -5
Well our crowds have halved in about 3 weeks... I wonder why?
Womens Champion Stacey Clemmon is in a wheelchair, leaving the Sir Trevor McDonald hospital.
Wendy: "There, you should be good to go in two weeks."
Stacey: "Well, I guess I didn't land on my head. Cheers Wendy, I'll guess I'll just watch SWC TV *TODAY'S PROGRAMMING: BASTARD SQUAD! FOLLOWED BY AN HOUR OF FARFIGSCHITTER! AND THEN EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE; SOFTCORE PORN & DISASTER FOOTAGE!*
Stacey: "Looks like I'm in for a rough two weeks..."
*From a distance* "EH EH EH!"
What the? *Plant pot thrown through the window* "EH EH EH!"
We'll see what happens.
Youngster Joey pinned FunkyTown
James Bond made Peter Griffin tap out
Mr Ed: "Good evening, well I've received a few complaints these last few weeks about declining viewership & I've had to go above Jeremy Kyle and..."
Martin: "Well, well, well... You & SWC underestimated me, you don't need George or Slendy oh no! YOU GOT ME! THE BEST SUPERSTAR ON RAWR!"
Mr Ed: "Is this a joke? Get the hell outta here, I saw your debut & I nearly cried it was that bad!"
Martin: "Don't care, I won. I want a title shot."
Mr Ed: "You want WHAT?!?"
Martin: "You heard."
Mr Ed: "I'm sorry, I thought you asked for a title shot. I'll tell you this once, so listen up. FUCK OFF & FUCK OFF AGAIN YOU FAT BRAINDEAD FUCK! The developmental staff have analysed your matches, you've moved less than 3 FEET in 3 weeks & you want a TITLE MATCH?!? Mikey'll walk out before that happens."
Martin: "World Title."
Mr Ed: *Stands up & walks slowly up to Martin. SNOOKER BALLS IN A SOCK TO THE FACE!* "Don't ask again. Oh you're crying again."
George pinned The Stig.
George: "Ed, I heard the whole thing backstage. If he gets ANYWHERE NEAR the HardKOK Title, I'll quit the company. I did not bust my ass to look this great & get here today just so some rat-faced swine can saunter through matches & get paid for dick all! Yeah, don't try me guys. I'll dump this just like last year's clothing line."
*The Slenderman drives his Range Rover*
Slendy: "What the hell? This fatass wants to step up to me? Mr Ed just knocked him out & he cries, how in the blue hell do you THINK you deserve a title shot? Seriously, if he even steps foot in the same ring as me I'll walk. But first I'll kick his ass to the kerb!"
Waou! 2 superstars have threatened to quit. Jesus, this guy is a trainwreck.
Womens Champion Stacey Clemmon is in a wheelchair, leaving the Sir Trevor McDonald hospital.
Wendy: "There, you should be good to go in two weeks."
Stacey: "Well, I guess I didn't land on my head. Cheers Wendy, I'll guess I'll just watch SWC TV *TODAY'S PROGRAMMING: BASTARD SQUAD! FOLLOWED BY AN HOUR OF FARFIGSCHITTER! AND THEN EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE; SOFTCORE PORN & DISASTER FOOTAGE!*
Stacey: "Looks like I'm in for a rough two weeks..."
*From a distance* "EH EH EH!"
What the? *Plant pot thrown through the window* "EH EH EH!"
We'll see what happens.
Youngster Joey pinned FunkyTown
James Bond made Peter Griffin tap out
Mr Ed: "Good evening, well I've received a few complaints these last few weeks about declining viewership & I've had to go above Jeremy Kyle and..."
Martin: "Well, well, well... You & SWC underestimated me, you don't need George or Slendy oh no! YOU GOT ME! THE BEST SUPERSTAR ON RAWR!"
Mr Ed: "Is this a joke? Get the hell outta here, I saw your debut & I nearly cried it was that bad!"
Martin: "Don't care, I won. I want a title shot."
Mr Ed: "You want WHAT?!?"
Martin: "You heard."
Mr Ed: "I'm sorry, I thought you asked for a title shot. I'll tell you this once, so listen up. FUCK OFF & FUCK OFF AGAIN YOU FAT BRAINDEAD FUCK! The developmental staff have analysed your matches, you've moved less than 3 FEET in 3 weeks & you want a TITLE MATCH?!? Mikey'll walk out before that happens."
Martin: "World Title."
Mr Ed: *Stands up & walks slowly up to Martin. SNOOKER BALLS IN A SOCK TO THE FACE!* "Don't ask again. Oh you're crying again."
George pinned The Stig.
George: "Ed, I heard the whole thing backstage. If he gets ANYWHERE NEAR the HardKOK Title, I'll quit the company. I did not bust my ass to look this great & get here today just so some rat-faced swine can saunter through matches & get paid for dick all! Yeah, don't try me guys. I'll dump this just like last year's clothing line."
*The Slenderman drives his Range Rover*
Slendy: "What the hell? This fatass wants to step up to me? Mr Ed just knocked him out & he cries, how in the blue hell do you THINK you deserve a title shot? Seriously, if he even steps foot in the same ring as me I'll walk. But first I'll kick his ass to the kerb!"
Waou! 2 superstars have threatened to quit. Jesus, this guy is a trainwreck.
