Post by Elder Gohan on Sept 4, 2016 11:30:57 GMT -5
Holy shit, I'm not writing RAWR! Thank christ I don't have to sit through another shit match...
Oh wait, Rey's up first.
Rey: lol i bak wat is goin on da red show dat fatty is shitter den me lol bt i nt gt an ponent 2nite wel i herd hes an animal lol...
WAIT A MINUTE?!? IS IT?!? IT IS! ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL! HE'S BACK!
Oh what a clothesline! Followed by a powerslam 1.2.3!
Rey: yay it da roadie lol
Stacey Clemmon is being visited by her family
John: "Hey, how you doing?"
Stacey: "I can't feel my legs, hospital food sucks. Did you get my KFC?"
Todd: "Yeah, kinda hard to get it past a panda..."
*EH EH EH!*
Stacey: "I've been hearing that since I got here!"
Todd: "What is that?"
*EH EH EH!*
John: "It's probably nothing."
*EH EH EH!*
Stacey: "It's at the door! Oh it's gone..."
John: "I think you're hearing things..."
Stacey: "I swear I heard noises!"
Gentleman Jim pinned Trumpcard
Jim: "I'm just about done with you. At the anniversary show, if you lose to me again, you'll never get a shot at me EVER! Wonderkid huh? I'm wondering why the hell you're in my ring!"
Mumford is backstage. In a suit!
Mumford: "I suppose you're wondering why I've decided to put aside childish matters... You see, I've been overlooked for a title shot for too long, I held the title twice & I beat Captain Carpentry for it, NOT ONCE was I thanked or given any credit. I'm sick of being overshadowed, I'm not playing any characters anymore. Adrian Smiley, watch your back, I'm coming for you."
Dimmickdust: "Good god MAN! You used to be cool! When I heard that *breathes* Mumford had snapped, I was SOOOOO disappointed, I wanted to play dollies together, we could even unlock the secrets of the universe!"
Mumford: "You have 5 seconds to get out of my sight or I'll smash your face in."
Dimmickdust: "GIDDY UP PONY! BUH-BYEEEE~!"
Captain Carpentry: "Mumford, you bitch & whine & you bitch & whine... I STILL haven't got MY rematch & you think you can put on a cheap ass suit & have a stick up your ass & demand a title shot? Get outta here you specky nerdy poindexter BITCH!"
Ramirez pinned Johnny Triplearse.
Ramirez: "Well, well, well. It seems we have a situation... I wasn't even given a chance! Creative forgot me! How did that fat git in his office forget his own champion? Was it too much porn? Were you stuffing your face? Watching snooker highlights & playing blackjack & saying it's business? Either way I'M FIRST for a title match..."
Oh wait, Rey's up first.
Rey: lol i bak wat is goin on da red show dat fatty is shitter den me lol bt i nt gt an ponent 2nite wel i herd hes an animal lol...
WAIT A MINUTE?!? IS IT?!? IT IS! ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL! HE'S BACK!
Oh what a clothesline! Followed by a powerslam 1.2.3!
Rey: yay it da roadie lol
Stacey Clemmon is being visited by her family
John: "Hey, how you doing?"
Stacey: "I can't feel my legs, hospital food sucks. Did you get my KFC?"
Todd: "Yeah, kinda hard to get it past a panda..."
*EH EH EH!*
Stacey: "I've been hearing that since I got here!"
Todd: "What is that?"
*EH EH EH!*
John: "It's probably nothing."
*EH EH EH!*
Stacey: "It's at the door! Oh it's gone..."
John: "I think you're hearing things..."
Stacey: "I swear I heard noises!"
Gentleman Jim pinned Trumpcard
Jim: "I'm just about done with you. At the anniversary show, if you lose to me again, you'll never get a shot at me EVER! Wonderkid huh? I'm wondering why the hell you're in my ring!"
Mumford is backstage. In a suit!
Mumford: "I suppose you're wondering why I've decided to put aside childish matters... You see, I've been overlooked for a title shot for too long, I held the title twice & I beat Captain Carpentry for it, NOT ONCE was I thanked or given any credit. I'm sick of being overshadowed, I'm not playing any characters anymore. Adrian Smiley, watch your back, I'm coming for you."
Dimmickdust: "Good god MAN! You used to be cool! When I heard that *breathes* Mumford had snapped, I was SOOOOO disappointed, I wanted to play dollies together, we could even unlock the secrets of the universe!"
Mumford: "You have 5 seconds to get out of my sight or I'll smash your face in."
Dimmickdust: "GIDDY UP PONY! BUH-BYEEEE~!"
Captain Carpentry: "Mumford, you bitch & whine & you bitch & whine... I STILL haven't got MY rematch & you think you can put on a cheap ass suit & have a stick up your ass & demand a title shot? Get outta here you specky nerdy poindexter BITCH!"
Ramirez pinned Johnny Triplearse.
Ramirez: "Well, well, well. It seems we have a situation... I wasn't even given a chance! Creative forgot me! How did that fat git in his office forget his own champion? Was it too much porn? Were you stuffing your face? Watching snooker highlights & playing blackjack & saying it's business? Either way I'M FIRST for a title match..."
