Post by Elder Gohan on Sept 11, 2016 15:21:59 GMT -5
NO! You can't make me sit through another Martin match, I won't do it! You can't make me!
Stacey Clemmon is back & tonight she faces a mystery opponent.
Lara Croft?!? (Shams Tremarco, all is forgiven!) This means we're taking the womens division seriously! Lara chain wrestles for a few minutes.
*Lights go out* "EH EH EH!"
Roll up 1...2...3! Lara wins! But what is that noise? I heard it this time...
Stacey: "ALL RIGHT, SHOW YOURSELF! I'M NOT GOING CRAZY I SWEAR! COME ON!"
"EH EH EH!"
Rey up next
Rey: no i gt beet of da animal bt dis time i win coz i rool da world... na rly i rool da world lol
OH MY DOD! IT'S SYCHO SID! If you squint really hard he looks like Jeremy Clarkson tbh
Rey: omg it da sid man lol
Sid boots Rey. Powerbomb, win.
That's the second legend to pin Rey.
Dimmickdust is backstage
'Dust: "WHAT?!? THE APPLES ARE TELLING ME THAT, MY LITTLE MUMFIE IS SAD
I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER HIM UP... A BIRTHDAY CHICKEN!"
Mumford: "It's not my birthday, wait? Is that a chicken with a candle in it?"
'Dust: "YES THE CHICKEN DOES NOT LIE! *breathes* Make a wish..."
Mumford clocks 'Dust in the face.
Mumford: "No one takes me seriously & now I'm presented with a chicken with a candle on it... Sometimes I wonder why I became a wrestler..."
Oh christ, look who snuck backstage... Martin. It's bad enough he's on RAWR! but I have to see this nobhead here too?
Captain: *Mid interview* "So Adrian Smiley, you can take your Smiley Splash & shove it right up your ass! Ramirez, you can take Gibraltar & shove it up your 7 foot, brain dead ass! Johnny Triplearse can shove his title shot, his medicinal herbs & his fancy words up his 400 year old ass! And Mumford..."
Martin: "Well, look who it is... Captain Carpentry, you are standing infront of a future hall of famer & next world champion..."
Captain: *Raises his palm up* "I just got a small, teensy weensy question... WHO IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU? Oh wait, you're the guy who can't even run 30 metres! How did you end up wrestling?!?"
Martin: "I started when I was 10."
Captain: "Started what? Wiping your own ass? Get the hell outta here, at least Q***n B*h had an iota of talent."
Martin: "Sure. Whatever you say."
Captain Carpentry throws Martin through a vending machine! Martin Cries.
Gentleman Jim faces Spider-Man.
The KOKDown fans are not happy, if we don't do something quick there's gonna be a riot. The KOKDown superstars are refusing to go out there. It seems that Martin had started the riot, can the higher ups not see him as a problem? It's getting beyond a joke as the fans are fighting eachother, seats are being torn apart & thrown security is being over ran, this is a full on riot now! *Tannoy* "ALL SWC PERSONNEL EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!" This is bad, no really. Normally it's all jokes & fun, but tonight Martin has crossed the line, there's playing a bad guy & there's inciting a riot. The whole arena is being torn apart, THE FUCKING ARMY is here, we're gonna have to leave as we've been told to come back later...
*The aftermath*
Wow, the building is still standing. Barely, the bogs are trashed, commentary table wrecked, ring destroyed, offices have been torched, every room is fucked.
Sgt Mandanda: "SWC has been fined a total of £50,000 on top of the repair bill, there were 305 arrests & we're sorry to report that 15 people have died in the riot. I want it to be known that this behaviour is unacceptable..."
Mr Ed: "I know, but don't blame the company. It's not our fault, I didn't sign him. He started it, by winding people up."
Sgt: "OK. But SWC has to take SOME blame, someone agreed to sign him somewhere! That's all I have to say on the matter."
Someone is getting sacked for this (50 fucking grand...)
Stacey Clemmon is back & tonight she faces a mystery opponent.
Lara Croft?!? (Shams Tremarco, all is forgiven!) This means we're taking the womens division seriously! Lara chain wrestles for a few minutes.
*Lights go out* "EH EH EH!"
Roll up 1...2...3! Lara wins! But what is that noise? I heard it this time...
Stacey: "ALL RIGHT, SHOW YOURSELF! I'M NOT GOING CRAZY I SWEAR! COME ON!"
"EH EH EH!"
Rey up next
Rey: no i gt beet of da animal bt dis time i win coz i rool da world... na rly i rool da world lol
OH MY DOD! IT'S SYCHO SID! If you squint really hard he looks like Jeremy Clarkson tbh
Rey: omg it da sid man lol
Sid boots Rey. Powerbomb, win.
That's the second legend to pin Rey.
Dimmickdust is backstage
'Dust: "WHAT?!? THE APPLES ARE TELLING ME THAT, MY LITTLE MUMFIE IS SAD
I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER HIM UP... A BIRTHDAY CHICKEN!"Mumford: "It's not my birthday, wait? Is that a chicken with a candle in it?"
'Dust: "YES THE CHICKEN DOES NOT LIE! *breathes* Make a wish..."
Mumford clocks 'Dust in the face.
Mumford: "No one takes me seriously & now I'm presented with a chicken with a candle on it... Sometimes I wonder why I became a wrestler..."
Oh christ, look who snuck backstage... Martin. It's bad enough he's on RAWR! but I have to see this nobhead here too?
Captain: *Mid interview* "So Adrian Smiley, you can take your Smiley Splash & shove it right up your ass! Ramirez, you can take Gibraltar & shove it up your 7 foot, brain dead ass! Johnny Triplearse can shove his title shot, his medicinal herbs & his fancy words up his 400 year old ass! And Mumford..."
Martin: "Well, look who it is... Captain Carpentry, you are standing infront of a future hall of famer & next world champion..."
Captain: *Raises his palm up* "I just got a small, teensy weensy question... WHO IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU? Oh wait, you're the guy who can't even run 30 metres! How did you end up wrestling?!?"
Martin: "I started when I was 10."
Captain: "Started what? Wiping your own ass? Get the hell outta here, at least Q***n B*h had an iota of talent."
Martin: "Sure. Whatever you say."
Captain Carpentry throws Martin through a vending machine! Martin Cries.
Gentleman Jim faces Spider-Man.
The KOKDown fans are not happy, if we don't do something quick there's gonna be a riot. The KOKDown superstars are refusing to go out there. It seems that Martin had started the riot, can the higher ups not see him as a problem? It's getting beyond a joke as the fans are fighting eachother, seats are being torn apart & thrown security is being over ran, this is a full on riot now! *Tannoy* "ALL SWC PERSONNEL EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!" This is bad, no really. Normally it's all jokes & fun, but tonight Martin has crossed the line, there's playing a bad guy & there's inciting a riot. The whole arena is being torn apart, THE FUCKING ARMY is here, we're gonna have to leave as we've been told to come back later...
*The aftermath*
Wow, the building is still standing. Barely, the bogs are trashed, commentary table wrecked, ring destroyed, offices have been torched, every room is fucked.
Sgt Mandanda: "SWC has been fined a total of £50,000 on top of the repair bill, there were 305 arrests & we're sorry to report that 15 people have died in the riot. I want it to be known that this behaviour is unacceptable..."
Mr Ed: "I know, but don't blame the company. It's not our fault, I didn't sign him. He started it, by winding people up."
Sgt: "OK. But SWC has to take SOME blame, someone agreed to sign him somewhere! That's all I have to say on the matter."
Someone is getting sacked for this (50 fucking grand...)
