Post by Elder Gohan on Jan 3, 2017 13:54:35 GMT -5
It's been a quiet year this year, due to budget costs, art troll maintenance & creative having a breakdown because of... Well, I'm sure you know. But less gloss over that, we go live to the Queen's theatre in Hornchurch! WOW this place is AMAZING! Are you sure we can't do more events here & not in Grays? We'll see huh? That means we're back to Grays...
Best Match
- 6 Man Hell in a Cell: Survival of the Fittest
- Stacey Clemmon vs Panda: HeatWave
- The Bumble Match
Presenting the award is former KOKDown GM, Chris Jericho
Chris: "Oh man, I'm finally able to stop repeating that damn "you're on my list, you stupid idiot!" catchphrase every five minutes! Wassup SWC! *No response* Still haven't forgiven me? The match of the year goes to Stacey Clemmon vs Panda
Stacey: "I just wanna dedicate my victory to all of my fans & the wrestling industry as a whole! I love you guys, have a happy new year!"
Worst Match
Martin, Martin or Martin?
Hobo: "Martin."
Martin: "Which match?"
Hobo: "Doesn't matter"
Martin: "I had good matches!"
Get off, you're shit!
Rookie of the Year
- Martin *HAHAHAHA*
- Anne
- Spongebob
It really has been a quiet year hasn't it? The award goes to Spongebob!
Anne: "EH EH EH?"
Spongebob: "baallalalalalalala! Look Gary, SHINY!"
Funniest Moment
- George breaks Kayfabe, whilst a ref tells his life story
- Any Martin match
- James Bond & Youngster Joey fight to a dq after his Rattatta bit 007 on the arse
Presented by 'Shams' Tremarco
Shams: "By golly, I do declare that the winner is: George!
George: "Well this was unexpected, A massive thanks to all of my beautiful fans! I couldn't have done it without you, but more so, Dave the ref & his amazing stories!"
William Regal is dusted off for his yearly moment where he presents his own face, to represent WTFness...
- Johnny Triplearse is shot & killed
- Joey's Rattatta gets flattened
- Martin
Regal: "Oh my, Johnny Triplearse wins!"
Johnny: "O larks a lordy, a woman shall piss on it! Thy trophy of molten steel I doth procureth!"
I should point out that this is Johnny Triplearse the second, the descendant of the original.
Superstar of the Year
- Captain Carpentry
- Matt Hardy
- Slenderman
- George
- Adrian Smiley
The winner is: GEORGE!
George: "WOW! I knew I had some great matches, thank you again my amazing fanbase!
Worst Superstar of the Year
- Any clues?
- No?
- Really?
- Q***n B*h
- George
- Hulk Hogan
- Vince McMahon
Martin.
Martin: "Really, I thought I was doing great..."
Don't take pride in this. Rey is happy he didn't win it this year
Rey: yay i dint win da shit award lol
That just about wraps things up so lets do our new year selfie, look back on 2016 & see in the new year.... HAPPY NEW YEAR~!
Goodnight everybody
EPILOGUE:
Spongebob wonders why people think he's so self absorbed.
John Clemmon Jr hates chinchillas.
Adrian Smiley has managed to burn the other leg with a candle.
Rey invested a little too much in a cereal factory, now he has a warehouse full of Rice Krispies
Martin attempted to sneak into the afterparty, so Captain Carpentry broke his Ben 10 action figure & he cried.
Trumpcard now knows better than to sign random autographs, he nearly signed for Aston Villa
Hank Nutz is allergic to celery.
Mikey & Peter Griffin got falsely arrested again for armed robbery
Youngster Joey is still bragging about his Rattatta.
FunkyTown vows to shave his head if disco goes out of fashion. Bad news...
Gyles Brandreth reminds SWC that he's still alive & hopes to bring back SWC:Reality
SWC has announced a World Tour next year, it hopes by 2020 to have visited every country.
Thanks for watching, we'll never forget you!
*No animals were harmed in the making or production of any SWC event. Maybe an SWCCEO and a Beh, but no animals*
Best Match
- 6 Man Hell in a Cell: Survival of the Fittest
- Stacey Clemmon vs Panda: HeatWave
- The Bumble Match
Presenting the award is former KOKDown GM, Chris Jericho
Chris: "Oh man, I'm finally able to stop repeating that damn "you're on my list, you stupid idiot!" catchphrase every five minutes! Wassup SWC! *No response* Still haven't forgiven me? The match of the year goes to Stacey Clemmon vs Panda
Stacey: "I just wanna dedicate my victory to all of my fans & the wrestling industry as a whole! I love you guys, have a happy new year!"
Worst Match
Martin, Martin or Martin?
Hobo: "Martin."
Martin: "Which match?"
Hobo: "Doesn't matter"
Martin: "I had good matches!"
Get off, you're shit!
Rookie of the Year
- Martin *HAHAHAHA*
- Anne
- Spongebob
It really has been a quiet year hasn't it? The award goes to Spongebob!
Anne: "EH EH EH?"
Spongebob: "baallalalalalalala! Look Gary, SHINY!"
Funniest Moment
- George breaks Kayfabe, whilst a ref tells his life story
- Any Martin match
- James Bond & Youngster Joey fight to a dq after his Rattatta bit 007 on the arse
Presented by 'Shams' Tremarco
Shams: "By golly, I do declare that the winner is: George!
George: "Well this was unexpected, A massive thanks to all of my beautiful fans! I couldn't have done it without you, but more so, Dave the ref & his amazing stories!"
William Regal is dusted off for his yearly moment where he presents his own face, to represent WTFness...
- Johnny Triplearse is shot & killed
- Joey's Rattatta gets flattened
- Martin
Regal: "Oh my, Johnny Triplearse wins!"
Johnny: "O larks a lordy, a woman shall piss on it! Thy trophy of molten steel I doth procureth!"
I should point out that this is Johnny Triplearse the second, the descendant of the original.
Superstar of the Year
- Captain Carpentry
- Matt Hardy
- Slenderman
- George
- Adrian Smiley
The winner is: GEORGE!
George: "WOW! I knew I had some great matches, thank you again my amazing fanbase!
Worst Superstar of the Year
- Any clues?
- No?
- Really?
- Q***n B*h
- George
- Hulk Hogan
- Vince McMahon
Martin.
Martin: "Really, I thought I was doing great..."
Don't take pride in this. Rey is happy he didn't win it this year
Rey: yay i dint win da shit award lol
That just about wraps things up so lets do our new year selfie, look back on 2016 & see in the new year.... HAPPY NEW YEAR~!
Goodnight everybody
EPILOGUE:
Spongebob wonders why people think he's so self absorbed.
John Clemmon Jr hates chinchillas.
Adrian Smiley has managed to burn the other leg with a candle.
Rey invested a little too much in a cereal factory, now he has a warehouse full of Rice Krispies
Martin attempted to sneak into the afterparty, so Captain Carpentry broke his Ben 10 action figure & he cried.
Trumpcard now knows better than to sign random autographs, he nearly signed for Aston Villa
Hank Nutz is allergic to celery.
Mikey & Peter Griffin got falsely arrested again for armed robbery
Youngster Joey is still bragging about his Rattatta.
FunkyTown vows to shave his head if disco goes out of fashion. Bad news...
Gyles Brandreth reminds SWC that he's still alive & hopes to bring back SWC:Reality
SWC has announced a World Tour next year, it hopes by 2020 to have visited every country.
Thanks for watching, we'll never forget you!
*No animals were harmed in the making or production of any SWC event. Maybe an SWCCEO and a Beh, but no animals*
