Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 4, 2017 13:59:25 GMT -5
SWC now begins it's WORLD TOUR! We're gonna visit every country on the planet & we start off in *spins globe & throws a dart* Niamey, Niger! Where the bloody hell am I?!? At least it's cheap here.
Austin Powers beat Chef Ramsay.
Let's go backstage, where Stevadore Fisher-Bunt has found something out...
Stevadore: "So it turns out that there are no erm... Vending machines in this country! 'Ow does anyone get a can of sprite for 70p?"
Yoshimitsu: "And suddenly... I EMERGE HEE YA!"
Stevadore: "Bloody 'ell! Ya gave me an heart attack!"
Yoshimitsu: "Expect me..."
Rey: lol hey dis place is well hot my ass is cooking lol
Spider-Man webs him up & suspends him from the ceiling, arse exposed of course. Whoa, the size of that mosquito! It's just stung Rey & he's swollen up!
Gentleman Jim beat Ramirez.
Gun Jack then detonates his pistons at the ring!
Jack: "LOCATE: COMMONWEALTH CHAMPIONSHIP. FOUND. ELIMINATE JIM!"
Jim: "My friend, I have held this title for a year. Beaten better & badder than you, you can try!"
Jack then Dive Bombers Jim.
Captain Carpentry beat Trumpcard
Captain: "Just incase SWC don't quite get it, I never got my damn rematch! Smiley, you stole the title from me & if you feel brave, put the belt on the line & I'll take it off you before you can say Smiley..."
Mumford: "Well, well well... Captain mouth off doing what he does best. I never got my rematch either, but you know what I did? I made myself into a contender! I put aside childish things, like pandering to the morons that don't give a DAMN about you whether you're a champion or you're at the bottom of the card! I'm having my title shot FIRST!"
Captain: "Man, you're even crazier than before!"
*Captain rebate powerbombs Mumford*
Austin Powers beat Chef Ramsay.
Let's go backstage, where Stevadore Fisher-Bunt has found something out...
Stevadore: "So it turns out that there are no erm... Vending machines in this country! 'Ow does anyone get a can of sprite for 70p?"
Yoshimitsu: "And suddenly... I EMERGE HEE YA!"
Stevadore: "Bloody 'ell! Ya gave me an heart attack!"
Yoshimitsu: "Expect me..."
Rey: lol hey dis place is well hot my ass is cooking lol
Spider-Man webs him up & suspends him from the ceiling, arse exposed of course. Whoa, the size of that mosquito! It's just stung Rey & he's swollen up!
Gentleman Jim beat Ramirez.
Gun Jack then detonates his pistons at the ring!
Jack: "LOCATE: COMMONWEALTH CHAMPIONSHIP. FOUND. ELIMINATE JIM!"
Jim: "My friend, I have held this title for a year. Beaten better & badder than you, you can try!"
Jack then Dive Bombers Jim.
Captain Carpentry beat Trumpcard
Captain: "Just incase SWC don't quite get it, I never got my damn rematch! Smiley, you stole the title from me & if you feel brave, put the belt on the line & I'll take it off you before you can say Smiley..."
Mumford: "Well, well well... Captain mouth off doing what he does best. I never got my rematch either, but you know what I did? I made myself into a contender! I put aside childish things, like pandering to the morons that don't give a DAMN about you whether you're a champion or you're at the bottom of the card! I'm having my title shot FIRST!"
Captain: "Man, you're even crazier than before!"
*Captain rebate powerbombs Mumford*
