Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 21, 2017 15:22:43 GMT -5
Say, where's this plane landing? Oh god. We're in downtown Kabul! Still I suppose it's better than Grays...
Spongebob pinned Luigi.
Spongebob: "HAALALAALHAHAHA! Hey, look! A bubble blower!" *It's a rocket launcher! He fires a shell*
We've been here five minutes & we've already blown something up, it was only some farmer's Austin Maestro...
New Intercontinental Champion Martin. Just read that back to yourself & despair.... No, I won't insult you again. Just don't show the world what's there!
Martin: "Edward. You may leave. Lookie here..."
Ok, I'll go.
Martin: "I guess everyone finally recognises the TRUE wrestling genius that I am. Bow down before me, grant me a WORLD TITLE shot!"
Ronnie O'Sullivan: "I'm stunned. You've turned a top title into a turd, congratulations. James May must be rolling in his grave."
Martin: "He's not dead."
Ronnie: "*sigh* No, not... It's easier to call you an idiot. I challenge you to an I Quit match for your title! If I lose, I leave!"
Martin: "Sure."
So it's decided! Ronnie has that smile on his face, because he's brought out 2 sash cramps! He smacks Martin with them a few times & oh go on! He's cramped them on Martin's tits! That's gotta hurt, Martin's trying to remove them but they're on TIGHT! Oh now Ronnie's swinging on the cramps & the scream Martin just let out...
Martin: "OK OK I QUIT! GET THESE THINGS OFF ME!"
So Ronnie wins the IC Title in a way only Ronnie can.
Jake Jolson has gone on a rampage & blown up a bazaar.
We have no SWC Champion. Yorghos was due to face George at Fluck-The-Cluckamania, but George quit. There isn't time to do a tournament, so we'll just give the title to Yorghos, congratulations!
Yorghos: "Huh? I win the title? I guess I'll take it. Go go boys?"
Spongebob pinned Luigi.
Spongebob: "HAALALAALHAHAHA! Hey, look! A bubble blower!" *It's a rocket launcher! He fires a shell*
We've been here five minutes & we've already blown something up, it was only some farmer's Austin Maestro...
New Intercontinental Champion Martin. Just read that back to yourself & despair.... No, I won't insult you again. Just don't show the world what's there!
Martin: "Edward. You may leave. Lookie here..."
Ok, I'll go.
Martin: "I guess everyone finally recognises the TRUE wrestling genius that I am. Bow down before me, grant me a WORLD TITLE shot!"
Ronnie O'Sullivan: "I'm stunned. You've turned a top title into a turd, congratulations. James May must be rolling in his grave."
Martin: "He's not dead."
Ronnie: "*sigh* No, not... It's easier to call you an idiot. I challenge you to an I Quit match for your title! If I lose, I leave!"
Martin: "Sure."
So it's decided! Ronnie has that smile on his face, because he's brought out 2 sash cramps! He smacks Martin with them a few times & oh go on! He's cramped them on Martin's tits! That's gotta hurt, Martin's trying to remove them but they're on TIGHT! Oh now Ronnie's swinging on the cramps & the scream Martin just let out...
Martin: "OK OK I QUIT! GET THESE THINGS OFF ME!"
So Ronnie wins the IC Title in a way only Ronnie can.
Jake Jolson has gone on a rampage & blown up a bazaar.
We have no SWC Champion. Yorghos was due to face George at Fluck-The-Cluckamania, but George quit. There isn't time to do a tournament, so we'll just give the title to Yorghos, congratulations!
Yorghos: "Huh? I win the title? I guess I'll take it. Go go boys?"
