Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 25, 2017 16:23:33 GMT -5
Welcome to San Marino! That tiny country known for being utter dog shit at football.
Dimmickdust pinned Austin Powers
Dimmickdust: "HARK SQUIRE DIMMICKDUST! I AM A APPLE FLAVOURED COSMIC FORCE & I WILL MAKE SWC ALL SEXY AND APPLEY OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS!"
Rey: hay i hav dis apple n i hav a stanny blade lol
Dimmickdust: *Speechless* "...YOU! PUT THE BLADE DOWN! NOBODY HAS TO GET HURT!"
Rey: shit i stab da apple lol
Dimmickdust: "MURDERER! NOW I SHALL MAKE YOU PAY, GOAT MAN!"
Dimmickdust batters Rey.
Gun Jack pinned Mario
Gentleman Jim pinned John Clemmon Jr.
Jim: "Finally I get a challenge. 7 feet tall, 500 pounds of steel. Should be better than mauling a Belgian midget or clotheslining a man-goat hybrid close to death."
Gun Jack plants a bomb in the ring & blows it up!
THE RING~! THE SODDING RING~! IT COST £5,000~!
Ronald McDonald pinned Adrian Smiley.
Mumford: "Smiley, you little punk. I owe you a beating & I promise, I will deliver such a beating on Sunday. I WILL walk away the World Heavyweight Champion, and there is nothing you or these IMBECILES can do about it!"
I challenge the San Marino team to a game of football... I won 1-0
Dimmickdust pinned Austin Powers
Dimmickdust: "HARK SQUIRE DIMMICKDUST! I AM A APPLE FLAVOURED COSMIC FORCE & I WILL MAKE SWC ALL SEXY AND APPLEY OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS!"
Rey: hay i hav dis apple n i hav a stanny blade lol
Dimmickdust: *Speechless* "...YOU! PUT THE BLADE DOWN! NOBODY HAS TO GET HURT!"
Rey: shit i stab da apple lol
Dimmickdust: "MURDERER! NOW I SHALL MAKE YOU PAY, GOAT MAN!"
Dimmickdust batters Rey.
Gun Jack pinned Mario
Gentleman Jim pinned John Clemmon Jr.
Jim: "Finally I get a challenge. 7 feet tall, 500 pounds of steel. Should be better than mauling a Belgian midget or clotheslining a man-goat hybrid close to death."
Gun Jack plants a bomb in the ring & blows it up!
THE RING~! THE SODDING RING~! IT COST £5,000~!
Ronald McDonald pinned Adrian Smiley.
Mumford: "Smiley, you little punk. I owe you a beating & I promise, I will deliver such a beating on Sunday. I WILL walk away the World Heavyweight Champion, and there is nothing you or these IMBECILES can do about it!"
I challenge the San Marino team to a game of football... I won 1-0
