Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 4, 2017 13:50:07 GMT -5
*Dated 26/02/17*
Welcome to SWC LOCKDOWN! The last stop before Fluck-The-Cluckamania! SWC World Champion Adrian Smiley defends his title against Mumford, as well as a Commonwealth Championship match!
Match 1: Intercontinental Championship: Ronnie O'Sullivan (c) vs Martin
There's a cage being lowered, oh god. I hope Martin hasn't got that sack, there's nothing in there honestly... Martin attempts to climb the cage but he's out of breath already, Ronnie's just standing there watching him struggle, he then decides to throw snooker balls at Martin who falls & breaks the refs leg. Bloody hell, that's like having a Ford Transit landing on your leg! Ronnie kicks the cage door & legs it out of the cage & retains the title.
Martin: "Oh Mr Ed... I heard your little remark, now remember what I said? ONE more remark & I empty my sack!"
NOOOO! Wait, what?!?
Martin: "HAHAHA! I'm so funny, but let's get down to business... About 3 months ago, SWC did a house show at the Circus Tavern..."
Oh boy...
Martin: "I've got you now! There's a certain 'club' you visited & HERE IS THE EVIDENCE!"
*Martin reveals the secret!*
Was that it? Months of having near heart attacks & you have a photo of me & a Cambodian stripper?
Martin: "Aren't you embarrassed?"
She was a stunner! Oh wait, you've never had a girlfriend have you?
Martin: "Don't like girls."
Match 2: Commonwealth Championship: Gentleman Jim (c) vs Gun Jack
Well I hope this match is better than the last. Gun Jack starts of with a clothesline, Jim trades one back & both men stare each other down. Jim then pins Jack into the corner & starts punching him but Jack shoves him away, Jim tries it again but gets shoved away again! Jim looks shocked as he's never been pushed away like this before, he's used to battering people and making them tap out. Jack then slams Jim & splashes him... OH MY GOD JIM TRIES TO LIFT JACK! But he's too heavy so resorts to a bearhug instead, Jack then counters with a bearhug of his own! They then trade bearhugs until Jack powerbombs Jim & DIVE BOMBER! 1.2.3!
WE HAVE A NEW COMMONWEALTH CHAMPION!
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Adrian Smiley (c) vs Mumford.
This match is now a Hell in a Cell match! Smiley starts off with a hurricanrana to the outside, sending Mumford crashing to the outside. Smiley then goes back to the ring & dives but ends up hitting the cage, Mumford then slams Smiley's face into the cell and does it again! Mumford then mounts Smiley & punches him so many times, Smiley has been busted open but then kicks Mumford in the bollocks & slings Smiley into the cage. Smiley then grabs a chair & wails Mumford twice & moves the ringsteps & snapmares Mumford as well as throwing his neck back, he climbs the turnbuckle... SMILEY SPLASH! 1....2..... MUMFORD KICKS OUT! Both men down!
They both stagger about a bit but Mumford with a low blow himself, Mumford then swings a sledgehammer into Smiley's balls! He then moves the ringsteps into the ring... Positions Smiley & nails a TIGERBOMB onto the ringsteps! 1...2....3!
Mumford wins the title in a brutal match! He said he was gonna win the big one & HE DID!
Well that's that then.
Welcome to SWC LOCKDOWN! The last stop before Fluck-The-Cluckamania! SWC World Champion Adrian Smiley defends his title against Mumford, as well as a Commonwealth Championship match!
Match 1: Intercontinental Championship: Ronnie O'Sullivan (c) vs Martin
There's a cage being lowered, oh god. I hope Martin hasn't got that sack, there's nothing in there honestly... Martin attempts to climb the cage but he's out of breath already, Ronnie's just standing there watching him struggle, he then decides to throw snooker balls at Martin who falls & breaks the refs leg. Bloody hell, that's like having a Ford Transit landing on your leg! Ronnie kicks the cage door & legs it out of the cage & retains the title.
Martin: "Oh Mr Ed... I heard your little remark, now remember what I said? ONE more remark & I empty my sack!"
NOOOO! Wait, what?!?
Martin: "HAHAHA! I'm so funny, but let's get down to business... About 3 months ago, SWC did a house show at the Circus Tavern..."
Oh boy...
Martin: "I've got you now! There's a certain 'club' you visited & HERE IS THE EVIDENCE!"
*Martin reveals the secret!*
Was that it? Months of having near heart attacks & you have a photo of me & a Cambodian stripper?
Martin: "Aren't you embarrassed?"
She was a stunner! Oh wait, you've never had a girlfriend have you?
Martin: "Don't like girls."
Match 2: Commonwealth Championship: Gentleman Jim (c) vs Gun Jack
Well I hope this match is better than the last. Gun Jack starts of with a clothesline, Jim trades one back & both men stare each other down. Jim then pins Jack into the corner & starts punching him but Jack shoves him away, Jim tries it again but gets shoved away again! Jim looks shocked as he's never been pushed away like this before, he's used to battering people and making them tap out. Jack then slams Jim & splashes him... OH MY GOD JIM TRIES TO LIFT JACK! But he's too heavy so resorts to a bearhug instead, Jack then counters with a bearhug of his own! They then trade bearhugs until Jack powerbombs Jim & DIVE BOMBER! 1.2.3!
WE HAVE A NEW COMMONWEALTH CHAMPION!
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Adrian Smiley (c) vs Mumford.
This match is now a Hell in a Cell match! Smiley starts off with a hurricanrana to the outside, sending Mumford crashing to the outside. Smiley then goes back to the ring & dives but ends up hitting the cage, Mumford then slams Smiley's face into the cell and does it again! Mumford then mounts Smiley & punches him so many times, Smiley has been busted open but then kicks Mumford in the bollocks & slings Smiley into the cage. Smiley then grabs a chair & wails Mumford twice & moves the ringsteps & snapmares Mumford as well as throwing his neck back, he climbs the turnbuckle... SMILEY SPLASH! 1....2..... MUMFORD KICKS OUT! Both men down!
They both stagger about a bit but Mumford with a low blow himself, Mumford then swings a sledgehammer into Smiley's balls! He then moves the ringsteps into the ring... Positions Smiley & nails a TIGERBOMB onto the ringsteps! 1...2....3!
Mumford wins the title in a brutal match! He said he was gonna win the big one & HE DID!
Well that's that then.
