Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 18, 2017 16:49:05 GMT -5
HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY FROM ALL THE WAY IN BRASILIA, BRAZIL! Hang on, this guy came along? He's not even on this show, nor did I book him...
Martin: "Oi you! I got you a match tonight! Oh and a special costume & entrance! You'll like it..."
Get outta here fatboy.
Chef Ramsay pinned Gentleman Jim in an upset
Rey has decided to mouth off again.
Rey: i done it i finally beat da spyro 2 innit dat rippo was da baddy lol
Minecraft Steve: "I beat Spyro 2 years ago. Where have you been?"
Rey: it was hard lol
Steve: "No achievement get."
Trumpcard pinned John Clemmon Jr
Trumpcard: "This sunday, I win the briefcase & I will be world champion you know?"
Mumford beat Spider-Man
Mumford: "Captain Carpentry. I won the World Heavyweight Title, I said I would & I DID. I will also destroy your streak, I said I would & will. I looked up to you until you became a hypocrite & started pandering to these morons, I decided to put away those stupid things & now people look up to me, they will remember me as the guy who broke your streak!"
Wait, I have a match? Oh lets see what he's got for us...
Hank Nutz is my opponent? Oh alright then, hit "my music"
I'm dressed like an 80's woman with big hair & every woman in the crowd is singing along. Hank Nutz has laughed so hard he broke a rib, so I pinned him...
Martin: "HAHAHA YOU LOOK SO STUPID, I HUMILIATED YOU! YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN!"
Me: "LISTEN YOU FAT IDIOT! EVERY DAMN WOMAN IS SINGING ALONG, I'VE BEAT A FORMER SWC CHAMPION WHILST WEARING FUCKING SPANDEX, BIG HAIR & LEG-WARMERS! AND I GOT A LOUDER REACTION THAN YOU EVER DID!"
Martin: "Sure... The crowd LOOOVE you. Let's see the reaction from the crowd."
Man: "He's down well. I'm pretty sure he's done more in five minutes than you've done in months."
Middle aged woman: "I think you're jealous that he looks good as a woman & he can rock the 80's look better than some women!"
Woman: "Leave Ed alone, he's great & you're well jealous because you're 400 pounds overweight & totally useless. Get out you ugly arsehole!"
SWC Executive: "Wow, I would tbh." (Erm...)
Me: "The people have spoken, you haven't humiliated me! If anything my 15 minute cameo is less humiliating than ANY of your matches! Now get out of my damn ring, we are having a singalong!"
Martin: "Oi you! I got you a match tonight! Oh and a special costume & entrance! You'll like it..."
Get outta here fatboy.
Chef Ramsay pinned Gentleman Jim in an upset
Rey has decided to mouth off again.
Rey: i done it i finally beat da spyro 2 innit dat rippo was da baddy lol
Minecraft Steve: "I beat Spyro 2 years ago. Where have you been?"
Rey: it was hard lol
Steve: "No achievement get."
Trumpcard pinned John Clemmon Jr
Trumpcard: "This sunday, I win the briefcase & I will be world champion you know?"
Mumford beat Spider-Man
Mumford: "Captain Carpentry. I won the World Heavyweight Title, I said I would & I DID. I will also destroy your streak, I said I would & will. I looked up to you until you became a hypocrite & started pandering to these morons, I decided to put away those stupid things & now people look up to me, they will remember me as the guy who broke your streak!"
Wait, I have a match? Oh lets see what he's got for us...
Hank Nutz is my opponent? Oh alright then, hit "my music"
I'm dressed like an 80's woman with big hair & every woman in the crowd is singing along. Hank Nutz has laughed so hard he broke a rib, so I pinned him...
Martin: "HAHAHA YOU LOOK SO STUPID, I HUMILIATED YOU! YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN!"
Me: "LISTEN YOU FAT IDIOT! EVERY DAMN WOMAN IS SINGING ALONG, I'VE BEAT A FORMER SWC CHAMPION WHILST WEARING FUCKING SPANDEX, BIG HAIR & LEG-WARMERS! AND I GOT A LOUDER REACTION THAN YOU EVER DID!"
Martin: "Sure... The crowd LOOOVE you. Let's see the reaction from the crowd."
Man: "He's down well. I'm pretty sure he's done more in five minutes than you've done in months."
Middle aged woman: "I think you're jealous that he looks good as a woman & he can rock the 80's look better than some women!"
Woman: "Leave Ed alone, he's great & you're well jealous because you're 400 pounds overweight & totally useless. Get out you ugly arsehole!"
SWC Executive: "Wow, I would tbh." (Erm...)
Me: "The people have spoken, you haven't humiliated me! If anything my 15 minute cameo is less humiliating than ANY of your matches! Now get out of my damn ring, we are having a singalong!"
