Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 25, 2017 15:14:15 GMT -5
Let's raise some money, do something for a laugh. Of course lets not forget the serious issues *pfft, two fingers up*
So Ramirez, Gentleman Jim & Trumpcard have started off with a end-to-end cartrip of the UK, singing along to the radio & playing on fruit machines, they managed to raise £25,000.
The SWC staff have done the macarena, of course in fancy dress. I'm all for charity, but why am I dressed as a hotdog?
Yorghos, James May, Gun Jack & Ronnie O'Sullivan all did an obstacle course where Yorghos won it. Very well done for raising a decent amount. Don't forget, we're doing a prize arse phone-in where you pay a pound, vote & we get to punish the superstar with the most votes, the following are up for punishment: Rey, Gyles Brandreth, Mr Ed, Jeremy Kyle & Martin! So get ringing!
And now SWC Presents: SWC BAKE OFF!
5 superstars, 5 cakes who wins it all.
Tell you what, lets edit out the cooking & skip to the judging. We start with Rey's "erm whatever the bloody hell that is" cake...
Mr Ed: "Hmm, I can taste banana... Did you shove it up your arse first?"
Rey: na lol
Ed: "4 out of 10. Was barely cooked."
Lets go over to Todd Mortar
Ed: "Bit boring, I can definitely taste the cement! 7 out of 10!"
Let's go over to Robmaniac
Ed: "You haven't made a cake?"
Robmaniac: "I don't get it? Were we meant to make a cake? I don't understand."
Ed: "For fuck sake..."
Dimmickdust...
Ed: "That's not a cake."
Dimmickdust: "HOW DARE YOU! IT'S MY YUMMY!"
Ed: "No, it's a brick..."
Dimmickdust: "I WILL NOT BE INSULTED LIKE THIS!" *HISS*
I never thought I'd say this, but Martin I'm actually looking forward to this...
Ed: "TOO SWEET, oh now I've got diabetes! Uh oh... I NEED TO SHIT!"
*So I run in super speed to the nearest bog... LOCKED. SLEDGEHAMMER IT DOWN!*
Ed: "You... Put... Laxatives... Todd wins..." *collapse*
Stevadore: "Time for me big finale! Oh bollocks!"
*The transmission has ended. Well done to everyone involved, we raised £11,468,247! Except you Martin,
you're fat.*
So Ramirez, Gentleman Jim & Trumpcard have started off with a end-to-end cartrip of the UK, singing along to the radio & playing on fruit machines, they managed to raise £25,000.
The SWC staff have done the macarena, of course in fancy dress. I'm all for charity, but why am I dressed as a hotdog?
Yorghos, James May, Gun Jack & Ronnie O'Sullivan all did an obstacle course where Yorghos won it. Very well done for raising a decent amount. Don't forget, we're doing a prize arse phone-in where you pay a pound, vote & we get to punish the superstar with the most votes, the following are up for punishment: Rey, Gyles Brandreth, Mr Ed, Jeremy Kyle & Martin! So get ringing!
And now SWC Presents: SWC BAKE OFF!
5 superstars, 5 cakes who wins it all.
Tell you what, lets edit out the cooking & skip to the judging. We start with Rey's "erm whatever the bloody hell that is" cake...
Mr Ed: "Hmm, I can taste banana... Did you shove it up your arse first?"
Rey: na lol
Ed: "4 out of 10. Was barely cooked."
Lets go over to Todd Mortar
Ed: "Bit boring, I can definitely taste the cement! 7 out of 10!"
Let's go over to Robmaniac
Ed: "You haven't made a cake?"
Robmaniac: "I don't get it? Were we meant to make a cake? I don't understand."
Ed: "For fuck sake..."
Dimmickdust...
Ed: "That's not a cake."
Dimmickdust: "HOW DARE YOU! IT'S MY YUMMY!"
Ed: "No, it's a brick..."
Dimmickdust: "I WILL NOT BE INSULTED LIKE THIS!" *HISS*
I never thought I'd say this, but Martin I'm actually looking forward to this...
Ed: "TOO SWEET, oh now I've got diabetes! Uh oh... I NEED TO SHIT!"
*So I run in super speed to the nearest bog... LOCKED. SLEDGEHAMMER IT DOWN!*
Ed: "You... Put... Laxatives... Todd wins..." *collapse*
Stevadore: "Time for me big finale! Oh bollocks!"
*The transmission has ended. Well done to everyone involved, we raised £11,468,247! Except you Martin,
you're fat.*
