Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 24, 2017 15:29:57 GMT -5
So, SWC's camera crew have been on the piss, they've all got their P45 in the post.
Anne pinned Kunimitsu.
Todd Mortar pinned Ronnie O'Sullivan.
Ronnie: "I just want a title shot mate."
Todd: "You kinda had one, but OK I ain't got no plans. You & me, will have a best of 7 series. It'll start next week!"
Ronnie: "You're on!"
Todd: "Good luck. You're gonna need it."
Ronnie: "I have skill, I don't need luck."
Mikey pinned Adrian Smiley
Mikey: "Rey you heartless fiend! Why do you want to watch the world burn?!?"
Adrian: "Yeah, I want answers too. Why do you wanna educate us anyway? What is so hard about LOVE?!?"
*Peter Griffin interrupts*
Peter: "Hey Mikey, remember we have to go to McDonald's in a few minutes, wait who's the hippy guy?"
Mikey: "I dunno, but I sure like his love ideas. Hey Ade, you coming with?"
Adrian: "Sure."
*At McDonald's*
Adrian: "Can I have a Big Mac & chips please? Keep the change because I LOVE YOOU!"
*Doors kicked down*
?: "THIS IS SGT. BEGOVIC & SGT HENNESSEY YOU THREE ARE UNDER ARREST ON SUSPICION OF ARMED ROBBERY, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING WHEN QUESTIONED, BUT IT MAY HARM YOUR DEFENCE!"
Peter: "We have to find another branch, this is ridiculous!"
Spongebob pinned Ramirez in a shock.
Rey: "Hello. Where are you off to? In a hurry are we? Well maybe you have time to listen to us, you have rejected our peace offering. So now, we are declaring WAR! Get 'em!"
*The Sacred Banana attack Spongebob*
Spongebob overpowers Auntie Margaret & Dimmickdust, he goes towards Rey... WHO OR WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? IT'S FOUR FOOT TALL & VERY HAIRY, IT'S SQUAT SHUFFLING ALONG & GIGGLING IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE! It smiles at Spongebob before kicking him in the balls! This creature & the rest of the Sacred Banana are battering Spongebob...
Rey: "Welcome Brother Pinball!"
Brother Pinball: "It'shk goodshk too beshk hereshk CU-SHAWN!"
Rey: "Together we will rule the world."
Brother Pinball: "Ofshk courseshk, itshk willshk beshk CU-SHAWN! glorioushk whenshk weshk destroyshk the nonbelievershk. CU-SHAWN! Yeshk the pendantshk of the bananashk, it'shk glowshk evershk so brightlyshk on Dimmickdustshk CU-SHAWN!"
Rey: "You know of the pendant?"
Brother Pinball: "CU-SHAWN! givenshk timeshk, it willshk revealshk the chosenshk oneshk! CU-SHAWN!"
The Stig pinned Yorghos.
Anne pinned Kunimitsu.
Todd Mortar pinned Ronnie O'Sullivan.
Ronnie: "I just want a title shot mate."
Todd: "You kinda had one, but OK I ain't got no plans. You & me, will have a best of 7 series. It'll start next week!"
Ronnie: "You're on!"
Todd: "Good luck. You're gonna need it."
Ronnie: "I have skill, I don't need luck."
Mikey pinned Adrian Smiley
Mikey: "Rey you heartless fiend! Why do you want to watch the world burn?!?"
Adrian: "Yeah, I want answers too. Why do you wanna educate us anyway? What is so hard about LOVE?!?"
*Peter Griffin interrupts*
Peter: "Hey Mikey, remember we have to go to McDonald's in a few minutes, wait who's the hippy guy?"
Mikey: "I dunno, but I sure like his love ideas. Hey Ade, you coming with?"
Adrian: "Sure."
*At McDonald's*
Adrian: "Can I have a Big Mac & chips please? Keep the change because I LOVE YOOU!"
*Doors kicked down*
?: "THIS IS SGT. BEGOVIC & SGT HENNESSEY YOU THREE ARE UNDER ARREST ON SUSPICION OF ARMED ROBBERY, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING WHEN QUESTIONED, BUT IT MAY HARM YOUR DEFENCE!"
Peter: "We have to find another branch, this is ridiculous!"
Spongebob pinned Ramirez in a shock.
Rey: "Hello. Where are you off to? In a hurry are we? Well maybe you have time to listen to us, you have rejected our peace offering. So now, we are declaring WAR! Get 'em!"
*The Sacred Banana attack Spongebob*
Spongebob overpowers Auntie Margaret & Dimmickdust, he goes towards Rey... WHO OR WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? IT'S FOUR FOOT TALL & VERY HAIRY, IT'S SQUAT SHUFFLING ALONG & GIGGLING IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE! It smiles at Spongebob before kicking him in the balls! This creature & the rest of the Sacred Banana are battering Spongebob...
Rey: "Welcome Brother Pinball!"
Brother Pinball: "It'shk goodshk too beshk hereshk CU-SHAWN!"
Rey: "Together we will rule the world."
Brother Pinball: "Ofshk courseshk, itshk willshk beshk CU-SHAWN! glorioushk whenshk weshk destroyshk the nonbelievershk. CU-SHAWN! Yeshk the pendantshk of the bananashk, it'shk glowshk evershk so brightlyshk on Dimmickdustshk CU-SHAWN!"
Rey: "You know of the pendant?"
Brother Pinball: "CU-SHAWN! givenshk timeshk, it willshk revealshk the chosenshk oneshk! CU-SHAWN!"
The Stig pinned Yorghos.
