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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2010 6:46:59 GMT -5
If you have any good jokes post them here so we can all ;D
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Post by Adult Gohan on Aug 6, 2010 7:26:38 GMT -5
I'll make one up right now.
How many cows does it take to make a beef sandwich??
Just one, so get in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich, woman.
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Post by cochise on Aug 6, 2010 12:50:11 GMT -5
A man constantly undermines his wife, and always finds a way to reply to her, "Make me a sandwich."
So the wife responds, "One day, I'm going to think of the perfect comeback to that!"
The man simply states, "Well, you better come back with a God Damned sandwich!"
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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 6, 2010 17:22:26 GMT -5
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to change the bulb, and the other to suck my huge, fat cock!
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Post by Adult Gohan on Aug 6, 2010 21:49:09 GMT -5
Okay, we've gone a bit too far with this. We should probably try to avoid the degrading jokes from now on.
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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 7, 2010 8:20:20 GMT -5
okie dokie!
I got a good one
Tony Mowbray
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Post by Adult Gohan on Aug 7, 2010 8:35:50 GMT -5
Good one~! What was he thinking selling Robson?? I'll tell you what, Middlesbrough are going to be fun to watch next season.
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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 7, 2010 11:52:10 GMT -5
I know it's like the SPL best eleven
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Post by cochise on Aug 7, 2010 12:12:07 GMT -5
Three men go up to Heaven, at the gates St. Peter says, "To get in, you three need to tell me how you all got up here, and I will decide if you are worthy"
The first guy begns with, "Well, I was walking home to my apartment one day from work, and I looked up at my window to my bed room . And I could see my wife and another man on my bed! So I ran into my house and started screaming, 'Where is he?!' Then at that moment he ran got out of my bathroom, and I chased out my front door! As he ran off, I went storming around my house, knocking things over in a fit of rage! At one point I even managed to shove my refridgerator off my balcony!!! Eventually though, the stress made me have a heart attack, and I eventually passed out and died."
St. Peter replies: "Wow! I'm very sorry to hear the tale, you are allowed in. What's your story, young man?"
The scond guy says, "I was visiting my cousin who I haven't seen in many years. It was a great time to see her again. I had to go to the bathroom at one point, but while in there I heard all this loud banging and shouting! So I go outside, and her husband was storming around the house and looked like he was going to kill me! So I ran out the front door as fast I could. As soon as I got to the street, I stopped to take a breath...and a refridgerator fell on me, killing me!!!!!!
St. Peter replies: "That's quite a story, alright you can go in! I hope your story is up to par with these last two!"
The third guy says, "So I was having sex with this one guy's wife, right? Than we thought he was coming home, so in a panic we unplugged the refridgerator, and I hid inside it! It turns out it was just her cousin, so after a while I was planning on coming out. But then her husband comes storming in and started trashing the place, so I stayed tight in the refridgerator...and then I ended up being thrown off the balcony!"
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Post by Adult Gohan on Aug 7, 2010 20:05:29 GMT -5
It's kind of clever, but not really funny.
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Post by cochise on Aug 9, 2010 0:03:29 GMT -5
It's kind of clever, but not really funny. Its a joke my friend made up, it's a lot funnier in person when you first hear what the third guy says. The sorta click of it all is funny to me. |
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Post by DJ on Aug 9, 2010 0:16:03 GMT -5
Where does Superman's kid go to college?
DC University!
Eh.
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Post by Adult Gohan on Aug 12, 2010 6:34:14 GMT -5
Good one.
What does Batgirl wear to bed?
Her Dark Knight gown!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2010 7:05:52 GMT -5
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knowd where all the bad girls live.
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A wife tells her husband to go and change their son. 2 hours later he comes back with a girl.
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Man: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: unfertilised!
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Post by Adult Gohan on Aug 13, 2010 8:01:21 GMT -5
The third is probably the best.
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