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Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 3, 2015 16:54:40 GMT -5
We cut to a wide shot of Mr Ed doing interviews for various things, just out of shot is Rey cannonballing onto & falling through a sofa.
Rey: i fink a springy gt up my ass lol
Trumpcard: "I have retired Andy... And now for my greatest trick, retaining the Commonwealth Title against his replacement."
Find out after the next match
George beat James Bond.
SWC has released it's next wave of tat, remember you may find some stock at a boot fair in 3 months time.
Trumpcard makes his way to the ring.
Trumpcard: "Bring him out then... Who is he? *A few minutes later* Still no one comes? Oh well..."
Trumpcard: "Who are you? Watch this, keep your eye on the card. Now watch it disappear... That was a representation of your career..."
Trumpcard with a cheapshot & the match is underway, but we still don't know who the opponent's name! The guy is fighting back as he sorta wiggles his way outta the corner. Trumpcard manages to disappear, the guy give chase but is clotheslined down. The guy rolls slowly into the ring and counters Trumpcard's clothesline with a massive dropkick. The guy is winded and sorta leaning in the corner, he kicks Trumpcard in the face while rolling up the turnbuckle! That's an incredible diving splash cover 1...2...3! THE NEW GUY HAS DONE IT! HE HAS BECOME THE FIRST SUPERSTAR TO WIN A TITLE ON HIS DEBUT! Congrats new guy!
??: "My name is Adrian Smiley! And I LOVE YOU!"
Captain Carpentry pinned Louis Spence
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realt
Jun 28, 2015 13:49:14 GMT -5
Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 28, 2015 13:49:14 GMT -5
Wow, XWA has to be one of the most BORING communities on the web. It only rivals Robmaniac in dullness
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Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 28, 2015 13:32:46 GMT -5
I'm a Vileplume!
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Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 16, 2015 14:52:58 GMT -5
IN MEMORY OF DUSTY RHODES 1945-2015 Since I've not been posting a lot lately, I've decided to do a PPV special to kinda make up for it. Eight superstars tonight will compete for the crown. George, Captain Carpentry, , John Clemmon Jr, Mumford, Ronnie O'Sullivan, The Stig & Matt Hardy. Match 1: vs George George is in the ring as he awaits his opponent. *GREEK MUSIC* IT'S YORGHOS! HE'S BACK FROM INJURY! He's returned to the ring from his injury, what a time to comeback as he locks up with George, pushing him into the corner but jumps onto the top rope, but gets dropkicked from the top corner onto the outside. George is taking a breather as he regroups. These two have had quite the rivalry in the past, round about this time of year it was George who was a heel at the time, but he turned after the rivalry finished. Yorghos is in a surfboard hold as George locks lifts him up, nowhere for him to go! But Yorghos' arms break free & he's still tangled but vertical as he's bouncing to the ropes! What a counter to the hold, never seen it before as he vaults the ropes... OPA DROP CONNECTS 1...2...3! Yorghos advances! Captain Carpentry beat Matt Hardy in a really crap match. Match 3: John Clemmon Jr vs Ronnie O'Sullivan Ronnie O'Sullivan has been acting very bizarrely lately, it's as if he's disinterested lately. This was the event he won the World Title using the same WANK BANK briefcase that John Clemmon Jr is holding, as Ronnie just sits in the corner looking bored as John Clemmon Jr tries a running dropkick, but Ronnie moves & John goes bollocks first in to the ring post. Can John Regroup? Ronnie is taunting John by waving his cue in his face & laughing, Ronnie... TRICKY SNOOKER, submission locked in! John taps! Ronnie advances! Mumford receives a bye to the semi-final. The Stig has been trapped in a lift for 3 hours & has had to forfeit the match. Semi final 1: Mumford vs Yorghos Mumford: "I WANNA BE THE KING, IS THE CROWN INFLATABLE?!?" Yorghos shakes Mumford's hand & the match gets underway, these two are good friends however Yorghos & Rey are friends, but Rey & Mumfie don't like eachother. Mumford tries to powerbomb Yorghos who counters with a hurricanrana, 1..2. Kickout, they both pause as Yorghos slides under Mumfie, german suplex clutch into a backslide pin 1...2... Kickout! Mumfie is placed onto the top rope, Yorghos is going to do a back body drop off the top rope, Mumford hits a tornado DDT off the top rope, both men down. Eventually both men stagger up & Yorghos with a small package 1..2..3! Yorghos countered & won! Captain Carpentry vs Ronnie O'Sullivan has gone past the hour time limit. KOKDown GM Jeff Stelling & RAWR GM Jeremy Kyle start fighting over who faces Yorghos, Jeff Stelling is punching Jeremy Kyle! Ronnie: "Rock, paper, scissors?" Mumford: "MUMMY SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH SCISSORS!" *1,2,3! THROW!* *Ronnie picks rock, Mumfie picks scissors* Ronnie goes through to the final! KING OF NOONS FINAL: Yorghos vs Ronnie O'Sullivan. Epic staredown as the bell rings, the only PPV match these two had was for the World Title way back when. These two don't know eachother very well as they tie-up & release before they stare eachother down again. One of the biggest prizes in SWC, the King of Noons both men new to the final so we'll have a new king. Yorghos pushes Ronnie into the corner & Ronnie dodges & now Yorghos is in the corner, Ronnie starts chopping him. He chops him 10 times & Yorghos is on his knees oklahoma roll 1.2... Yorghos kicks out. Both men stare eachother down, double dropkick & both men down! This is the best match of the year so far! Ronnie is on the top rope, he's going for an elbow drop but Yorghos rolls outta the way & springboards onto the top rope & OPA DROP! 1...2...3! YORGHOS RETURNS FROM INJURY & IS THE KING OF NOONS! HE WILL BE CROWNED KING YORGHOS ON KOKDOWN! Yorghos: "I so excited, I win this for you. I love you the SWC, GO GO BOYS!"
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Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 8, 2015 15:30:31 GMT -5
So SWC hasn't been posted in a month, this is because Mr Ed has blown the budget on parties interesting storylines.
Chef Ramsay has beaten Darth Vader. I could've sworn I released Vader
Ramsay: "Oi you! I ain't done with you! I can smash the fuck outta you & I can still challenge for the Intercontinental Title... You know what, you are a fucking joke. FUCK OFF TO THE BACK!"
Madison Ivy is in the dressing room, getting ready
Dimmickdust: *breathes* "A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEEEEWW!"
Madison: "Ugh, get lost creepo."
Dimmickdust: "But... We were meant to be... The stars, THE STARS! They never lie! NEVER NEVER NEVER!"
Madison: "I've warned you before, if you don't leave me alone I'm calling the police."
Dimmickdust: "Oh no, it's our destiny to travel the universe together. I feel it in the stars!"
*Madison knees Dimmickdust in the balls*
Dimmickdust: "RIGHT IN THE APPLES!"
Youngster Joey: "Hey Madison, do you wanna see my Rattata? It's in the top percentage."
*She slaps Joey*
Joey: "Oww, I only asked. Hey weirdo, Jeremy Kyle told me to tell you. As the new Intercontinental Champion, you'll be in a best of 7 series for the title. Oh before I forget, you'll be facing me in the series!"
Peter Griffin pinned Treguard
Ronnie O'Sullivan is in a match against Austin Powers but he's sort of swinging his cue around & swearing at Stevadore Fisher-Bunt, bear in mind that Ronnie is the HardKOK Champion. Oh here comes Fisher-Bunt, he's got a can of lynx & sprays it in Ronnie's eyes! Roll up 1..2..3! STEVADORE FISHER-BUNT IS THE HARDKOK CHAMPION! Oh and he's lost it to Gun Jack. I remember when I was HardKOK Champion, twice I might add.
SWC Champion The Stig is watching tonight's main event. Jake Jolson vs Lou vs James May vs Matt Hardy #1 Contendership.
It's the closing stages of the match Matt Hardy hits the Twist of Fate on Jake Jolson, he kicks out at 2. Lou is thrown out the ring by James May, Jolson springs up & clotheslines May & Jolson hits the Twist of Fate again. 1...2....3!
Matt stares at The Stig.
Matt Hardy: "MATT HARDY!"
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Post by Elder Gohan on May 24, 2015 10:00:06 GMT -5
I think he cracked the wobblies after all the years of listening to Vince
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Post by Elder Gohan on May 24, 2015 9:58:57 GMT -5
Alternate accounts?
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Post by Elder Gohan on May 24, 2015 9:57:53 GMT -5
SWC sends their congratulations to Southend United on their promotion to league 1. We wish them well for next season. Because we are live in Basildon AGAIN! We have a great event lined up
Match 1: Rey vs John Clemmon Jr
Rey: omg ur da jon lemmon r u in da beetles coz u live in da lellow submarine lol
John: "Yeah, I'm a genius..."
John Clemmon Jr then dropkicks Rey and gets a huge cheer. Omega Driver then follows, 1.2.3!
Match 2: Commonwealth Championship: Trumpcard (c) vs Andy
Remember if Andy loses, he has to retire. Trumpcard doesn't start with the collar and elbow tie up, instead he pulls a rabbit out of the hat and goes straight for a roll up, but it's a 2 count. Andy goes to punch but is countered with another roll up. Andy is confused but, I think this time he's NOT going on the offensive which is very unusual as now Trumpcard has to start attacking, he goes to the top rope & nails a splash, Andy then rolls up Trumpcard who kicks out at two, he stands up & FLIP PILEDRIVER! He calls it the Royal Flush! 1...2...3! Andy has to retire!
Andy: "I guess it's time to call it a career, I'd like to thank everyone who was there for me over the years, my best friend & occasional rival Lou, we had some great times together. I'm also grateful for the opportunity to work with SWC & all the feds that I've worked for, I've had some great title reigns including 5 world title reigns, I will still be at SWC in a coaching role & maybe one day, I'll be a GM!"
Match 3: Intercontinental Championship: James May (c) vs Dimmickdust
James May has held the Intercontinental Title for over three years! Will he hold on again? He probably will, so James May has started wailing on Dimmickdust and has hit a snap suplex, Dimmickdust will need to pull something out the bag here. James May has been battered, busted open & even thrown in a sea! But will he retain tonight is the main question as Dimmickdust starts to regain a foothold into the match, James May hits a clothesline it's dodged & Dimmickdust hits the Apple Crumbler! 1..2...3! OH MY GOOOOOOODD! JAMES MAY'S THREE YEAR REIGN IS OVER!
Ladies & Gentlemen, as of 24/5/15 15:51. your winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion, DIMMICKDUST!
It's like when the streak ended, that feeling of did that just happen? It's a good innings for James May, but the reign is over!
The Stig beat Matt Hardy to retain the SWC Title
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs FunkyTown.
Captain Carpentry knees FunkyTown in the nose & it just shattered! only five minutes into the match, the captain shoves the doctor & Wendy out the way, and just batters FunkyTown, he hits the Rebate & pins him. The Captain retains!
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Post by Elder Gohan on May 22, 2015 16:32:23 GMT -5
I'm gonna miss the SWCCEO
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realt
May 22, 2015 16:31:39 GMT -5
Post by Elder Gohan on May 22, 2015 16:31:39 GMT -5
D'aww, we could have gone to ALDI and all... </3
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Post by Elder Gohan on May 22, 2015 16:30:20 GMT -5
Borat lost to Ramirez on his KOKDown! debut
Todd Mortar & John Clemmon Jr are backstage
John: "This briefcase makes it all worth it! Soon, I will be the first Clemmon to win a world title!"
Todd: "Whatever happens, I'll be behind ya & so will dad."
Niko Bellic: "Hey, isn't it past your bedtime? What are you doing with a world title shot anyway?"
John: "Isn't your career past it's sell by date? In case you're blind, or stupid I'll tell ya. I won the wank bank match at Fluck-The-Cluckamania!"
Niko: "Wrestle ya for it."
John: "Nah mate."
John Clemmon Jr pinned Niko Bellic anyway
Trumpcard will face Andy in a non title match next.
Andy: "OK, why is there a top hat here? I'll put it on..."
Andy starts to feel sleepy but makes it to the ring
Trumpcard wins
Trumpcard: "Don't dabble in things you don't understand"
George & Mumford pinned Mikey.
Johnny Triplearse pinned Captain Carpentry
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Post by Elder Gohan on May 22, 2015 16:03:25 GMT -5
Will SWC ever return?
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Post by Elder Gohan on May 20, 2015 7:17:48 GMT -5
BANANA BOY REY!
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Post by Elder Gohan on May 12, 2015 12:56:05 GMT -5
Youngster Joey faces Darth Vader next
Youngster Joey: "Hey guys, do you wanna hear about my Rattatta? It's in the top percentage..."
Darth: "The force is weak in this Rattatta."
Joey: "Do you normally void your bowels when someone speaks?"
Darth: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *plop*
Joey: *sighs* "This sure beats standing on route 2 all day..."
Joey pinned Darth Vader, seriously why do we keep him around? He is literally worse than Rey & he lost to a hatstand TWICE!
Minecraft Steve is in the ring
Steve: "...I can talk now! ACHIEVEMENT GET."
He then beat Chef Ramsay
James May will defend his title vs either Dimmickdust or James Bond.
Dimmickdust won by DQ.
Ronnie O'Sullivan walks out of his match with SWC Champion The Stig, instead of competing he started sticking two fingers up at the crowd & mooning them.
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realt
May 11, 2015 13:55:12 GMT -5
Post by Elder Gohan on May 11, 2015 13:55:12 GMT -5
She has a big arse tbh
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