Pokemon

[DJ]

Only in Petalburg...

Mr. Stone is annoying, forcing you to go to Dewford. Dewford's got some creeps too.

Started over in Ruby. Not a big fan of Ralts but would of been tough to get past Brawly without him. God damn this team sucks, I've lost to Watson like 7 times now and don't see any way I'll beat him unless I get in the level 30's.


Level 22
- Growl
- Confusion
- Double Team
- Calm Mind


Level 17 - Gonna ditch this guy in the day care tbh.
- Pursuit
- Cut
- Absorb
- Flash


Level 20
- Sing
- Tackle
- Assist
- Attract


Level 23
- Tackle
- Howl
- Sand Attack
- Bite

[Elder Gohan]

I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT!



www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
Nikki: "Flowers are pretty!"



Alan: "Yeah!"
Dave: "Nice."



Dave: "Pull down their trousers & piss?"



Don't wanna know about your rod.
Alan: "I'm hungry, I'm also beer-less!"



Right everyone, who wants to learn flash?
Alan: "Piss off!"
Ralph: "I can't anyway."
Nikki: "You are kidding?"
Carol: "No thanks."
Dave: "HAHAAHHAAH no."



I've fallen down a hole! I can't see shit!
Dave: "I'll pummel anything that comes toward us!"
Carol: "It's lucky that I can fly!"
Ralph: "Everybody ok?"
Nikki: "OK, who's touching my arse?"
Alan: "Hello!"
Nikki: "Knock it off, or I will bite your tail off *bites tail*
Alan: "YOOOOOWWWW!"



You are a right bastard to find, you know that?
Nikki: "We fell down a hole & Alan over here had his tail chewed in an unrelated incident..."
Steven: "Well, peasants like yourself shouldn't have any business talking to moi."
Alan: "How about I scratch your cock off & feed it to the wild Pidgey's on route 101?"
Steven: "Edward, control your animal or I shall have him put down..."



Steven: "Mustn't dally. Ta ta."
Arsehole. Right Ralph, take a note. "I owe that kid a swift boot to the bollocks."
Ralph: "Done"



Victor: "I am one of the strongest pokemon in Hoenn, trainer you have made a great choice. I have never lost a battle."
Nikki: "Ooh, he's fit! Do you like Rattata's Victor?"
Alan: "He ain't so tough."



Nikki: "NNNOOOOOOOO! I loved him!"
Alan: "He lost the first battle? He didn't take long!"
Ralph: "Alas, noble warrior. May you rest."
Carol: "These things sadly happen, out of our control."
Dave: "We could have been sparring partners..."
Poor sod has to share the afterlife with Doris



Dave: "I'm getting stronger! I'll crush anything in my path!"



Everyone ready?
Everyone: "Yeah."
Nikki: "Um, I don't like fighting types. I'm scared!"
Dave: "Nothing to fear Nikki, be brave!"



It's dark, for god sake this goes against health & safety!

Nikki: "Don't even think about it Alan."
Alan: "I was gonna go for your boobs this time but oh well."
Nikki: "Good boy."



Found ya! Carol your in first, watch out for the elemental punches.
Carol: "Roger, baby!"
Brawly: "I'm Brawly!"
Ralph: "Gym leader Brawly, we accept your challenge!"
Brawly: "I'm Brawly!"



Carol: "Easy as pie!"
Dave: "See Nikki, nothing to fear!"
Brawly: "I'm Brawly!"
Is this guy on repeat or something?



Alan: "I like this place, the locals are friendly in a good way & the weather is always nice. One last pint?"
Sure.

Everyone same as last time?
Yeah
Nikki: "I'll have Sex on the beach please."
Alan: *reacts instantly* "YES, BEND OVER LOV..."
Nikki: *disgusted* "The drink, Alan..."
Alan: "Oh."



Guys, I'M ON A BOAT!
Ralph: "Ed that is *hic* hilarious!"
Alan: "I don't... Feel *URGH*"
Carol: "Alan! I warned you about drinking to much! Now look, you've vomited on a swimmer!"
Nikki: "That's why I like classy guys."
Dave: "I wonder if there's a gym in Slateport, I'm too pissed to think."
How do you think Alan feels, he's pissed as a fart! *draws cocks on Alan*



Man, that's a beautiful sunset
Nikki: "My tan is coming along nicely."
Alan: "ZZZZZ... Oh... ANOTHER PUB!"
Carol: "Right now you need rest, young man!"
Ralph: "Yes, this is nice."



One Direction fans would do anything for tickets...
Dave: "Lets kick arse!"
Nikki: "I hate One Direction, they're ugly!"
Alan: "I think I love you Nikki, One Direction are a bunch of soppy cunts."
Carol: "They're causing trouble, we'll rest first then clear the line."



Alan: "COME ON THEN YOU FUCKING POOF LOVING CUNTS! I CAN TAKE THE LOT OF YA!"
Ralph: "He really hates One Direction doesn't he?"
Yep & they're fans are blocking the way to Mauville..."



Henry: "Hey! I'm Henry, nice to meet ya!"
Alan: "Jesus, you fuckin smell!"
Ralph: "Mind if I don't shake your hand?"
Nikki: "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew! YUCK!"
Aw come on, Henry is just as much part of the team as you are...
Nikki: "He better wash then."



Ooh, what does this button do?
Everyone: "ED NO!"
Alan: "Go on, press it"



Alan: "30p for a museum, not bad. But it's full of Directioners... Cunts."
Nikki: "Boring."
Henry: "Look, I'm gonna slide on the floors!"
*Janitor sticks middle finger up*
Henry: "Jeez, it's not like I'm doing it on purpose!"
Dave: "Ugh."



Capt: "I ordered these off eBay!"
Fair enough, would you like to sign here please... Thank you



Capt: "Who are you, you look like... D...DDD...DIRECTIONERS!"

We'll stop 'em right?

Alan: "Damn right."
Everyone: "We'll fight 'em"

Directioners: "BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NO BODY ELSE!"
Alan: "WROOOAAAAAHGGHHH!" *Alan attacks the Directioners.*



Directioner: "You! You're not a Belieber?"
We don't listen to shit music.



Ummm, NO!



Directioner: "Hey you, remember me? It's the guy who sat in a bush for thirty minutes with a Paras!"
Nikki: "Wha?"
Alan: "You want me to scratch your face, so it'll match your arse?"
Directioner: "You see, I've been thinking. I don't even like One Direction."
Go back to Petalburg you creep.



Oh look who it is
Nikki: "Don't look now."
Dave: "It's the wank brigade!"
Guy: "Fancy a bum?"
Everyone: "NO!"



Guy: "You drove them away? But 1D were doing a signing & they're touring Hoenn!"
Alan: "Get... Lost!"



Carol: "DON'T DO IT!"
...Shit.



Ralph: "Umm, Nikki. I uhh, YOU'RE STRONGER!"
Alan: "nice, Ralphie still can't talk to girls!"
Carol: "Alan... Stop teasing Ralph"
Dave: "Yerh, EVOLUTION MEANS STRENGTH. POWER!"



Nikki: "Don't look now."
Dave: "It's the wank brigade!"
Prof: "Have you seen May? I can't find her anywhere."
Have you tried ringing her?
Prof: "Umm no, hold on... Yep there she is!"

Everyone: "What a tit."



SHIT!



So Professor Bitch goes the wrong way...
Ralph: "The man is a tit."
Alan: "Let's give May a roasting!"

[DJ]

Not surprised that guy from Petalburg is stalking you.

Shame Henry gets a bad rep, seems like a nice guy.

[Elder Gohan]

I like Alan, but he's quite rude sometimes.

That guy is following me, I swear. Fucking Petalburg.

Henry does stink though.



Ralph: "Quiet foul beast!"



Carol: "Lay down Ivysaur"



Alan: "Fuckin' ell! Think of all the booze we could buy!"
Carol: "No we need the money to buy recovery items & whatnot"



I wouldn't put this on eBay, I bet you got it from a car boot sale.
May: Yeah I did, 50p.
Henry: "That's a bargain there!"



Petalburg TV, the only place where you don't have to sign a release form to do anything...
Nikki: "Oooh, I love telly!"



Just as long as it ain't Petalburg TV...



My shoes.... Are dirty?
Dave: "I'M GONNA DROP ONE!"
Ralph: "Are you from Petalburg?"



Understood.



This guy again?
Scott: "Fancy a bum?"
ugh... GET LOST
Alan: "How about I scratch your balls off?"
Scott: "HEHEHEHE! Lovely"



Henry: "I heard a few stories about this place... It'll get you laid!"
Right, we need to level up for Wattson. Anyone wanna go in?
Alan: "Me & Nikki"
Nikki: "No chance..."
Dave: "HELL NO!"
Ralph: "I'm already strong, but I don't want to battle those electric types..."
Alan: "Poof."



Henry: "Ey'yo your going to the box kid."
Malcolm: "Someday we'll be fated to meet, Whether the rocks or the street. I'll sojourn to the box, next to the wench who hates the cocks..."
Carol: "Clever song, I love bards."



There's fuck all here!
Alan: "NO PUB! NO KEBAB SHOP! ARGH!"
Henry: "Rustboro are digging to access this shithole?"



*30 minutes of training later*

Henry no!
Nikki: "Aww, I quite liked the guy. If he washed a bit more..."
Alan: "He stank, but he was funny!"
Carol: "Another one of my children..."
Dave: "He could've been good for the team."
Ralph: "May you rest."
Henry: "Hey guys... Just before I go... Thanks, I'll be in the sky kid."



Dave: "I'm at full power! I avenged Henry!"
Alan: "I miss the bastard already."



I hate doing this...
Ralph: "3 pokemon down."
Nikki: "Victor."
Carol: "Doris."
Alan: "And now Henry, fuck it I'll be at Mauville pub."



Brilliant trade.
Ralph: "Yeah, it is pretty good."
Alan: "Nice one Ed, we can gamble now!"



Woohoo!
Alan: "Right I'll put a fiver on purple Makuhita... YES!"
Huh?
Dave: "He's gone & won £100!"
Ralph: "Drinks on you then?"
Alan: "Buy 'em yourself you tight bastard!"
Ralph: "Worth a shot."



Oh yes old bean, tally pip. Mustn't dally.
Everyone: "You understood him."
Why one does understand our native tongue.



Right Dave...
Dave: "Yeah..."
YOU'RE LEADER!
Dave: "Power!"



Hello old git!
Wattson: "OLD! I'M ONLY 35!"
Nikki: "You are not 35!"
Wattson: "No really I am!"



Nikki: "OMG I DID IT! I DID IT!"
Carol: "Well done."
Ralph: "I umm... Congratulations..."
Alan: "Haha, Ralph STILL can't talk to girls!"
Carol: "Alan, don't tease Ralph."



SWC TV: "Hi we are from SWC TV, who is your favourite wrestler?"
Andy
Nikki: "George."
Dave: "Captain Carpentry."
Alan: "James Bond."
Carol: "I don't watch sorry."
Ralph: "Lou."



Look who I got guys!
Joanne: "Ooh, have you got lighters?"
Alan: "I do."
Joanne: "Gimme!"
*Joanne lights a fire*
Joanne: "Whoa..."
Alan: "So babe, want me to light a fire in you?"
Joanne: "Come anywhere near me & I'll light you on fire, whoops too late!"
Alan: "RALPH, USE WATER GUN! QUICK"



Bernadette: "Hey, hey hey hey. I like exploding! *BOOM*"
Alan: "OH SHI..."
Bernadette: "Don't worry silly, it don't hurt a bit!"
BTW you're in the box
Bernadette: "Aww, looking in the box now... Oh there's a singing Venonat, Oh his names Malcolm!"



So much ash in the air...
Alan: "I only lit a fag Ed."
Joanne: "So did I"
Carol: "Smoking's not good for you."



That must've been one hell of a fag, Alan.
Dave: "It was powerful!"



Everyone finished their fags & drinks?
Nikki: "Yeah"
Alan: "I just lit up another one..."
Fuck sake...

*Caught Michael the Gyarados*



Belieber: "I will use this to turn ALL of Hoenn into Beliebers!"
Alan: "Like bollocks you will"
Joanne: "I will burn every bit of merchandise..."
Nikki: "You're just as bad as the directioners."



Belieber: "Like don't get in the way, man!"
Team: "We'll sit this one out."
Wha? So I gotta kick his arse?
Team: "Yes."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyEW_90qXY
*One little punch to the Belieber*
Belieber: "WAAAAAAAAA!"



Belieber: "Sniff. See even the Directioners join us! Shit music will prevail!"

Directioner: "Oh poo. We don't want anything to do with you fanatical, obsessive weirdos!"

Me & team: "..."



Me & team: "Is this guy completely serious?!?"

EDIT: In the next update, a squad member dies... But which one?!?

[DJ]

Those Beliebers and Directioners are evil people. They can be dangerous to your ears if they play some of that awful "music."

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Just got my 7th badge.


Level 40
- Sing
- Secret Power
- Assist
- Attract


Level 35
- Flail
- Surf
- Spark
- Confuse Ray


Level 37
- Psychic
- Confusion
- Double Team
- Calm Mind


Level 38
- Sand Attack
- Bite
- Swagger
- Secret Power


Level 38
- Growth
- Fly
- Body Slam
- Magical Leaf

[Elder Gohan]

Not bad, but one of my team has died & has been replaced, who with I'll tell tommorow

[DJ]

Always sad when someone dies, hope its not Alan!

[Elder Gohan]

Um... What the actual fuck is going on?
Ralph: "Beliebers vs Directioners, all because One Direction is touring Hoenn & Justin Bieber isn't..."
Alan: "GAH, I hate this music..."



How do you know my name?
Joanne: "D'ya want me to light him up?"
Directioner: "Like nobody else! The way that you flip your... SHI.."
Alan: "See these? *claws at balls* Sing that again & they go pop, ok?
Ralph: "I'll use Water Gun on YOU, not your pokemon."
Joanne: "Screw this talk *Ember*
Directioner: "AAAAHHHH!!!"



What good will that do?




Right everyone, sneak past these bastards. Shove them in the volcano if you want.
Alan: "Ed, you are great" *shoves Belieber in the volcano*



Alan: "Hey Ed, if you push him in... We can stop this now!"
Umm ok! HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE KNOW WE WERE HERE?!?
Belieber: "Edward I presume... You will not interfere with my plan."
Yeah, your plan is: Inject a meterorite into a box & use that to put it into the volcano, you're a grown man who listens to Justin Bieber! LISTEN TO YOURSELF!"



Just gonna stand here & tell me about it then?
Belieber: "I don't need to..."



Belieber: "I meant your Growlithe..."
Joanne, stop looking at the lava
Joanne: "Laaavvvvaaa! Oh, you want me to torch this weirdo?"



Belieber: "More land, more concerts for Bieber..."
You will not get away with this, listen to yourself!
Nikki: "You're a grown man for god sake, Bieber is for kids."
Dave: "I've had it, let's kick his arse already!"



Carol: "Well done my babies!"
Alan: "He was a pussy!"
Carol: "Language."
Nikki: "We did it!"
Joanne: "Can we move here?"



Good lord man
Ralph: "Just get lost, Johto doesn't want you, Kanto fought a war to get you out, don't even think about going to Sinnoh or Unova..."
Alan: "Yeah fuck off you cunts, before I get really angry! Speaking of Anger, I haven't had a drink since Mauville..."
Oh SHIT!



Alan: "What the fuck do you want?"
Directioner: "I just wanted to say well done..."
Dave: "Is it bad enough that you cunts & that shitcunt band show up EVERYWHERE? I can't watch SWC RAWR or KOKDown! without those arsewanks showing up!"
Directioner: "..." *Starts to cry*



Obviously good music, you fucking moron.



Alan: "Yeah, lets have a drink!"
Nikki: "I could do with one..."
Dave: "Me too! A bloody powerful one!"
Joanne: "As long as it contains an element of fire..."



EWW, OLD PEOPLE NAKED!
Nikki: "I saw her bits!"
Dave: "EVERYBODY OUT NOW!"



I honestly don't know what to do, Ralph is lv 29 but he is weaker than a Blastoise... Dave, you're in charge here, keep an element of safety & at all times watch out for Overheat. This guy in here looks dangerous."
Dave: "Right. POWER!!!"
Ralph: "Ed..."
I'm sorry Ralph but Dave is a tank.



O-o
Ralph: "Dave!"
Nikki: "Dave, nooo!"
Alan: "My drinking buddy... This gym will pay..."
Joanne: "Dave, I hardly knew you. But you were fiery till the end..."
Carol: "MY BABY!"
Dave: "Too... Strong."



I really didn't wanna do this...
Ralph: "I know Ed, we must carry on..."
Nikki: "Ed, Dave was close to us. I could tell."
Joanne: "The fire in Dave, was sadly extenguished. Sleep tight my friend."
Alan: "Have a drink on me in the pub in the sky!"
Carol: "I never had kids, but I never thought I'd lose a son!"



I know it sounds bad, but we must move on. Dave would've wanted it...
Nikki: "Ed, you're right."
Yevgeni: "Forgive me, fellow team members... I am Yevgeni, I am from ze motherland of Russia. If you must know, yes I am communist."
Alan: "Ohh a ruskie!"
Nikki: "Russia is really far!"



Ralph: "Dave is avenged."
wait, Flannery's a bird?
Alan: "BOOBIES!"
Nikki: "Wind your neck in Alan."
Joanne: "Does he do this to every female on the planet?"
Nikki: "I'm used to it, hell I almost EXPECT it."



Like totally



*Flannery boots Alan in the balls*
Alan: "OOFT!"
That weren't nice



Petalburg built this, didn't they?



Alan: "Ugh, I miss Dave..."
Yevgeni: "This Dave, tell me more."
Well he liked being strong & loved power
Yevgeni: "He is strong, like Soviet Union yes?"
Nikki: "Yeah, he was... He was also kinda cute!"
0-o



Lookey here...



Alan: "You see, if you went to a pub with this guy, I'd either make sure someone pisses in his drink or I'd do it myself..."
Nikki: "Why do we help these people?"



So guys... We have 4 badges, guess where the 5th one is...
Ralph: "You mean..."
Yes. *pause* Petalburg City Gym...
Everyone: "NOOOOO!"

[DJ]

A shame what happened to Dave.

Back to Petalburg...better get a drink first.

[DJ]

Gardevior kinda sucks so I replaced it with Registeel. Got the 8 badges but I'm feeling lazy so I don't know if I'll face the Elite Four.


Level 43
- Hidden Power [Electric]
- Ice Beam
- Surf
- Twister


Level 42
- Sing
- Facade
- Dig
- Attract


Level 43
- Thunder
- Surf
- Rain Dance
- Confuse Ray


Level 46
- Metal Claw
- Curse
- Superpower
- Thunderbolt


Level 41
- Sand Attack
- Bite
- Swagger
- Iron Tail


Level 41
- Earthquake
- Solarbeam
- Sunny Day
- Aerial Ace

[Elder Gohan]

Expect the unexpected.
Alan: "Is that bloke, rubbing his arse against a bonsai tree?"
Yevgeni: "I am new here, this behaviour is not normal?"
You said it Yev...



Nikki: "I'm scared!"
Joanne: "This place isn't hot."
Yevgeni: "These men are naked & humping the gym. This is not dignified communism behaviour!"
Alan: "...I need... A drink!"



Say... SOMETHING!
Ralph: "How did you get out of prison?"
Norman: "Simple, I made a saw out of a toothbrush & cut the bars!"
Nikki: "You should have stayed!"



Dad: "You've become quite the trainer, oh no it's the cops!"
Alan: "HE'S IN HERE, HE'S IN HERE!"



Dad: "False alarm."
This guy...
Yevgeni: "We do not want trouble..."



OH SHIT NOOOOOO!
Yev, Joanne do something!
Yevgeni: "We will assist you! WITH ALL THE MIGHT OF THE RED ARMY!"



HELP! HELP!
Man: "Don't scream. You'll alert somebody!
HEEEEEEELLLP!



Man: "If you keep quiet, I'll give you a gift!"
FINE JUST LET ME GET OUTTA HERE!
Alan: "Jesus, all I want is a drink..."
Ralph: "It's over Ed."
Nikki: "We can finally get outta here."
Joanne: "He seemed very cold..."
We gotta stop off for a drink anyway...
Alan: "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

*At Rustboro Grill*

Alan: "Pint of Stella & medium doner please mate"
Nikki: "G + T please"
Joanne: "Drambuie & light it please."
Ralph: "Your finest rosé please barkeep."
Carol: "Tap water please."
Yevgeni: "I will have 2 bottles of Smirnoff vodka drink please."
Alan: "And I thought I drink a lot!"



No, we're just a bit pissed.
Alan: "Yeah.... We.....FUCKIN ARE!"
Ralph: *hic*
Wattson: "Anyway, the generators are fucked up. FIX IT!"
Yevgeni: "If let... Reds in Hoenn... Good."



Right, that's done...
Alan: "Ed.... Book me a.... Hotel! Or stay in the... pokemon centre!"
Nikki: "Hehehe, I'm tired!"
Ralph: *hic* "Me too"
Yevgeni: "Sleeping good, yes?"
Joanne: *Blowing smoke at things*
Fine.



SWC TV: "Hihi, Jeremy Kyle & Carol Beer here. We want your opinion on who should be called up to the roster, Todd Mortar, Metalgod or Neil Lennon himself. Go!"

Nikki: "We're gonna confer & come up with an answer"
*5 mins later*
We chose, well we think both Neil Lennon & Todd Mortar should get the call up"

SWC TV: "Good choice my friend"



Here we go, kick to the bollo...
Steven: "Mustn't dally, father is sorting my fortune out!"
Alan: "'Ere Yev, use Psychic on him."
Yevgeni: "He is gone, too far."
Alan: "Everytime I pass out, someone draws cocks on me. WHO?!"



Bertha: "Whoa, I'm dizzy!"
Alan: "Dizzy bitch."
Yevgeni: "You are no use to team."



Ever heard of the crazy cat lady?
Ralph: "The crazy Wingull lady?"
Alan: "HAHAHAAHAHA!"



Alan: "..."
Joanne: "I hate... This route."
Yevgeni: "Something is wrong..."
Carol: "Yevgeni is right, something isn't right."

*one One Direction kicking later*



Kiko: "You have freed me, please allow me residence in your box."



Alan: "More gambling, fag & beer money!"



Nah.



Alan: "NAH! He's going to Spain!"



Carol: "Here, is where I was born. Fortree City."
Nikki: "You weren't born where you were caught?"
Carol: "No dear."
Nikki: "Any boys here?"
Yevgeni: "Keep focused comrade."



This tosser again
Steven: "You must be quicker! Ta-ta!"
Alan: "Ed you really owe that guy a boot to the bollocks!"
Tell me about it.



Before we go in. Is everyone ready?"
Everyone: "Yes"



Alan: "Not bad."
Winona: "Who's a cute kitty!"
Alan: "Love, I ain't cute. I want you!"
Winona: "Who's a kitty kitty! Who's a good boy!"



...Grace?
Nikki: "Have you seen us wandering through Rustboro at half 3 in the morning?"
Alan: "Fack! *pukes* AHH I'm... sorry



Scott: "Fancy a bum?"
WHAT PART OF NO, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?



Scott: "Understood. Bye."



Directioner: "Ok, we gotta nick a sapphire from a... Mt. Pyre?"
Shh shh. Did you hear that? Mt. Pyre is being disturbed



...
Everyone: "..."



Joanne, he's a little cold... Would you like to warm him up?
Joanne: *uses Flame Wheel* "Burn baby burn!"



Ralph: "Mt. Pyre..."
Dave, Victor, Henry & Doris are buried here...
Alan: "Well, not Doris..."
Alan, did you eat her?
Alan: "Yep. Spearow kebab!"



Directioner: "DAMN Beliebers! Always fuck us up!"
Good.



Everyone: "..."
I don't even wanna know"



Old Man "We were gonna sell them on eBay!"



Belieber: "Ohh, baby baby baby ohh baby baby baby nooo!"





BABY BABY BABY OHHH BABY BABY BABY NOO!



WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO!
Belieber: "I awakened Groudon."
Yevgeni: "WHY, HE IS MONSTER!"



YOU MORON. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON. YOU'VE JUST PUT HOENN, NO ALL OF THE WORLD IN GRAVE DANGER!
Belieber: "No, you see what we're go..."
NO, YOU'VE DUG INTO MT. EMBER AWAKENED A FUCKING GIANT LEGENDARY POKEMON JUST FOR A COUPLE OF CONCERTS, YOU ARE ONE STUPID CUNT!
Belieber: "I...I..I"
DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD, YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW LIE IN IT!



THERE'S JUST NO GETTING THROUGH! YOU JUST SCREWED EVERYTHING UP!

[DJ]

Took you guys 5 minutes to NOT pick metalfuck?

"Alan: "Fack! *pukes* AHH I'm... sorry"

That Scott fella is just...he should have been placed in your PC box for the dead by now tbh.

And Belieber's trying to destroy the world as usual.

[Elder Gohan]

It was the choice between Lennon & Mortar that stumped us

As soon as we see him again, he can share the afterlife with Doris

As they do.

[Hockeydawg]

I picked up Pokemon White 2 the other day. I"m not too into Pokemon right now but I know I will be soon enough. It comes and goes. I'll follow the events so I don't miss out on Event Pokemon until I get into it again. I got really into Pokemon White, had over 500 Pokemon!

[DJ]

My interest in Pokemon comes and goes too. I never bothered with Black and White. I can't see myself getting Black and White 2 either. I only play Diamond to transfer over Pokemon from Leafgreen and Ruby so I can start over those games without losing all those pokemon. After Emerald the series really went the wrong direction in my opinion. If you would of told me in 2012 we still wouldn't have a 3D handheld Pokemon game back in 2004 I'd of thought you were lying. They didn't even release a sequel to XD Gale of Darkness.

Lack of real innovation in this generation of systems was really dissapointing. I might eventually get HeartGold, but that's only because the original Gold is my favorite Pokemon game and my version no longer works. I'd rather just get another Gold version though. Only reason I even consider HeartGold is you don't need batteries to play it.

I don't think I ever had over 120 ish pokemon, I could never get 500, especially since now you need 2 DS's and all the GBA games to get all the pokemon, and I never once had an event pokemon.

Lastly, the Day Care in Ruby is awful. I put Grovyle in there about 15 game hours ago, and he only raised like 6 levels.