Oh bugger.
Tommy: "We've disturbed the sleep of the dead!"
Mel: "I'm scared..."
Hillary: "Ugh, you lot can't do anything right!"
Richard: "It must be that Cubone's mother, it's spirit has been calmed."
Anne: "We just soothed a ghost? I need a drink..."
Tommy: "No, not now. There's trouble ahead."
Mel: "There's always trouble ahead..."
Anne: "RCC, humorless mugs."
Tommy: "Let's give em a doing!"
Richard: "They banned my show... Revenge is necessary."
HE CAME!
Mel: "Disgusting, Ed."
Anne: "It was funny though."
Mr Fuji: "Oh my, really child? Inappropriate jokes at such a time?"
Mr Fuji: "You see, child. I understand that you were assaulted on the good ship S.S Anne... I also understand that you deeply care for your pokemon..."
Yes, these are my friends, they helped me when I had a chunk missing from my body.
Mr Fuji: "I understand, take this."
I'll need that to catch one of the Snorlaxes, the lazy bastards always asleep!
Mel: "Why? Snorlax sleeps all the time!"
Tommy: "He has amazing defence & his HP is through the roof!"
Anne: "If you teach it Toxic, you can make life EASY."
Mel: "But he's lazy! He won't be good for the team..."
Richard: "We've just explained this, my dear."
Jimmy Savile, is that you? I thought you were dead?
Guy: "Heh, no. I'm just really horny, my bird left me & the birds in here have MASSIVE tits!"
Mel: "I hate MEN!"
I know right? This guy knows!
Tommy: "Ed... Calm down, it's only a few women..."
Anne: "Uh oh."
Richard: "Oh my, I'm recognised!"
Mel: "ED NO!"
BOOBIES! I'm sorry I had to...
Tommy: "Right, tactics... Mel, you'll hang back. Richard fancies this, you'll start. I'll wait as well & Hillary stays away from the battle, Anne you'll need to stay away as well..."
Anne: "Man I hate being weak to Grass!"
Richard: "Fair maiden, I'm impressed. We must battle again."
Atta boy Richard, you decimated them!
Erika: "Oh my, you're the boy from Hoenn, I wish to visit the flower shop in Petalburg..."
No you don't, you don't want the flowers from Petalburg, they probably have dogshit in them!
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM, DO THEY PUT THE KETTLE ON?
Anne: "ENG-UR-LAND!"
Mel: "Man U!"
Richard: "Ah yes, the old football. I support Chelsea & have done since birth, not a part time fan."
Tommy: "Arsenal, love my Arsenal."
Hillary: "Accrington Stanley, we never win anything..."
Anne: "I do love QPR. U RRRRRR'S!
Super Palace, We are Palace. From Selhurst!
Make me a cuppa, milk & 2 sugars!
Guard: "Nope, we don't even own a kettle!"
You what? How do you make tea/coffee then?
Guard: "We have to buy it in shops..."
Or you could buy a kettle.
Anne: "Ripoff"
Hillary: "You might as well walk."
1,000,000!?! It better me made of gold & come with Cheryl Cole attached to it!
Mel: "You mean Johnny Depp?"
I made my choice.
*places down a radio*
Radio: "CRYSTAL PALACE 2 MANCHESTER UNITED 1!"
Snorlax: "FUCK OFF, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
Anne: "You're blocking the way you fat cunt."
*click*
Snorlax: "Oh alright then, my names Derek. I'll ....zzz"
Richard: "Asleep."
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