Guard: "Step forth challenger. State your name!"
Ed
Guard: "Welcome Ed, to the hallowed halls of the SWC Arena! Battles have been fought, legends created & stories told throughout the generations... Challenger Ed, are you prepared?
Umm... Yes!
Guard: "Step forward & go forth Challenger Ed!"
Sidney: "I was blown away..."
Pheobe: "Yevgeni... Too strong"
Glacia: "I'm gonna continue to experiment on Pokemon anyway!"
Alan: "You evil old tart!"
Have I seen you somewhere?
Drake: "Aye, Rusturf tunnel!"
Mr Briney? But you let the Directioners take your Wingull!"
Drake: "All a test lad. Oh you beat me, go on & win the big 'un lad!"
WE DID IT!
Ralph: "Splendid!"
Nikki: "From hiding in Petalburg from the weirdos to Hoenn champion..."
Alan: "YES, I BET ON US TO DO IT & WE WON, PUB AFTERWARDS!"
Bob: "Fuckin' yaldi!"
Yevgeni: *Sings the soviet national anthem*
May: "Ed, you did it! Nice one champ!"
Not bad at all.
Prof: "Now Ed, the champion uses water-type pokemon &... Huh, you already beat Wallace?"
You tit.
Ralph: "I'm still wondering how I was under your custody..."
Yevgeni: "This man is not smart."
OOH ER!
Hall of famers, in the SWC arena!
Yevgeni: "We are proud"
Ralph: "Winning trainers: "George, Mumford, Barrie, Lou, Stig, Ronald."
Nikki: "Next to all the SWC wrestlers..."
Alan: "Yes, next to George's Starmie!"
Aah, home sweet home...
Alan: "Got any Stella?"
Nikki: "I like your bed, it's soft!"
Yevgeni: "This is nice house. I like."
Ralph: "Home. Finally I made it!"
Bob: "Here! It beats ma shite house I was brought up in."
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Oh you broke it, blue screened & hard drive failure!
Prof: "That's never happened to me before..."
Now I have to take it in to PC world & they'll look at ALL the porn Alan downloaded & blame it on me..."
Prof: "I'm sorry"
No shit?
Scott: "Fancy a bum?"
HOW MANY MORE FUCKING TIMES? NO!
Scott: "Understood."
Scott: "Fancy a..."
*pulls out a .45* SAY FANCY A BUM AGAIN, I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Scott: "OK... I GET IT, JUST DON'T SHOOT ME!"
Good.
Hey Drake.
Briney: "Me names not Drake, argh! What are ye up to anyway?"
Going to PC world to repair me pokedex after Prof. Bitch played silly buggers with it.
Briney: "Argh, I can do it..."
*Pokedex is fixed.*
*NO SCREENSHOT*
Guys, when we get to Slateport... Should we board a ship to Spain?
Alan: "YES!"
Nikki: "Sure!"
Yevgeni: "I would go to homeland. But Spain is good too."
Bob: "Already been, but ah'd go again!"
Ralph: "Spain looks nice from the telly, OK we'll go."
END!EPILOGUE
Alan[/u]
Alan, having become a Hoenn champion gained a reputation of being strong & eventually found himself a lady Persian. Alan also frequented pubs more often. Alan hopes to work in a bar so he can get free drinks.
Ralph[/u]
Ralph overcame many obstacles in his life, after becoming Hoenn champion he enrolled at Rustboro college studying Philosophy. Ralph eventually became one of Hoenn's greatest thinkers, well at least he thought so!
Nikki[/u]
Nikki became an entrepreneur after her triumph at the SWC Arena. She ran a pokemon salon in Mauville, when she got the money she eventually started running other businesses such as poke marts & cafe's. When she became a millionaire, she bought the daycare next to Verdanturf & Mauville. Remembering former teammate Carol's motherly instincts, Nikki named the daycare after Carol.
Bob[/u]
Bob wasn't part of the team for a long time, but he triumphed at the elite 4. Bob returned to Scotland to do some freelance work for a trainer, where he also triumphed. Bob returned to Hoenn to set up a transportation business where Bob worked as well as run the company.
Yevgeni[/u]
Yevgeni, was unable to cope with not having a real challenge anymore, so he moved to Russia. Finding that the land he was born in had changed drastically, he returned to Hoenn where he was unable to find a job, so he returned to the route he was caught. As an immigrant he couldn't get the full support from the government of Hoenn, who knows maybe Ed will set out on an adventure & take Yevgeni with him.
Team Direction/Bieber[/u]
After the death of their leaders, the two teams split up. Without a leader or any qualifications many of the teams former members either left Hoenn or turned to crime, no former members currently affiliate with One Direction or Justin Bieber.
The box[/u]
Malcolm became a bard at one of Nikki's cafe's. Singing many sonnets & even taking requests.
Bernadette made her living by testing explosives for the Hoenn army.
Anne works on construction site, digging & building Hoenn's many structures.
Jess eventually became more confident with herself & sought work at the daycare helping her boss, Nikki.
Timmy is still in school, everyone Ed has caught is helping Timmy as he isn't doing too well at the moment.
Lulu is still addicted to sugar, but has managed to find a part time job as a freelance pokemon team member.
Bertha sometimes helps Anne on construction sites, but is a plumber by trade.
Kiko works in a chinese takeaway in Verdanturf often visited by Alan.
Winnie works at the cemetery at Mt. Pyre, sometimes the team visit their old friends lost in battle.
Michael found a living as a handyman as well as a part time ferry for Bob's transportation business.
The Dead[/u]
Doris is still pissing off the male deceased, discriminating against men. Some say she was unable to move on & blames men because of this. Alan still pisses on her grave when visited.
Victor eventually moved on & is enjoying the afterlife, he never got the chance to prove himself so he believes his heaven is a training ground.
Henry did get the chance, but his personal heaven is a landfill. Gross!
Dave eventually accepted the fact that he was dead, despite not accepting & living in limbo. His personal heaven is a gym.
Joanne accepted death from the moment she died. Her heaven is a volcano.
Carol was also quick to accept death, she does not have a personal heaven. She prefers to care for all of the dead members of the team.
Kenny still hasn't accepted the fact that he's dead. He still roams Hoenn as a ghost.
