Pokemon

[DJ]

Can't blame you if you cba tbh.

[Elder Gohan]

Does anyone wanna trade on the GTS?

[DJ]

Nov 15, 2012 14:52:51 GMT -5 Elder Gohan said:

Does anyone wanna trade on the GTS?

My WiFi doesn't work.

[DJ]

How do you save on an emulator? Like, I save in the game and it says it works, but when I try to play again I can't continue.

Edit: Worked this time, sometimes it doesn't. Eh.

[Elder Gohan]

Presenting Pokemon Leaf Green 386!

3 months after Ed's victorious adventure in Hoenn, he & his team went to Spain for a holiday. Little did he know that the plane tickets he bought weren't genuine & ended up getting replacement tickets for Kanto. However, his Hoenn pokemon didn't make it through customs & stayed in Hoenn, returning to their day jobs.

What will await Ed in this Kanto challenge? Will he meet new people? Make new enemies? You can be sure that there will be a pokemon league challenge, new pokemon & of course name our rival ArseBox!



Prof Oak: "Ah yes, I am Professor Oak. Pokemon professor, world renowned & I am pleased to welcome such a prodigy such as yourself to the Kanto region!"
Sure thing, I could hear you talk all day!
Prof Oak: "Much appreciated, but I'm afraid we must move on."



Prof Oak: "Well, I am famous. But you know that, anywho..."



Prof Oak: "Please reintroduce yourself so I may keep a profile on you."
My name is Edward, I have some experience in Pokemon training. Champion of Hoenn."
Prof Oak: "Thank you, my information was correct."



Prok Oak: "His parents never liked him."
I see.



Ooh, this is a nice hotel. Where's the room service? I want a full english.



Prof Oak: "Edward, I understand you want to go for a walk. But first, I shall present you with a pokemon."
Sweet!
Prof Oak: "Quite."



ArseBox: "Hurry the fuck up!"
Stop whinging!
Prof Oak: "Patience lad, you'll get to choose..."
ArseBox: "NO NOW!"
Prof Oak: "Never mind, he's here now. Edward, choose any of the three pokemon on the table."
ArseBox: "NOW!"



Prof Oak: "Ah yes, Kanto Champion 1979, 1980 & 1994..."
ArseBox: "It's a yearly tournament! I'll be the 2013 Champion!"
Who's the current champion?
Prof Oak: "Lance!"



Here, I'll take Bulbasaur!
ArseBox: "I'll take Charmander!"
You mug, you knew I'd do that!
Arsebox: "Hehe, you knob. Nothing wrong with a tactical maneuvre."
Moron.



Arsebox: "Hey, knob! Wanna battle?"
Not really you tosser.
Arsebox: "Hehe, fine I'm forcing you anyway!"
*One arsekicking later*
Tommy: "Man I'm tired..."



Pokemon trainer of the year goes to....
Tommy: "Damn son."



Prof Oak: "Ah yes, my copy of PokePorno! has arrived, ah a full page of Sabrina & someone called Elesa getting drilled... Oh I said that out loud? I mean it's a custom made poke ball I ordered!"
Right, can I have a copy... I mean, get a custom made poke ball?
Prof Oak: "Moving on, I want you & ArseBox to complete the pokedex for me!"



I want one of your "high tech encyclopedias!"
Prof Oak: "Wait til your 18, 16 at the earliest."
I'M 20!
Prof Oak: "...Get going."



Oak: "Take these & go please, I want to read my high tech encyclopedia..."
I bet you do!



Oak: "Get moving, move arse, vamoose!"
I think he wants to read his porno... I mean "high tech encyclopedia."



Tommy: "Yeha! Can we sell it. It's shit."
Agreed.
Tommy: "Ed, I'm captain of the team. Make me the leader, I was born for it!"
K



Old man: "What's that?"
It's a high tech encyclopedia!
Old man: "a phone?"
No a pokedex!
Old man: "Can you make toast with it?"
No
Old man: "Can you water plants with it?"
No



Old man: "Your new technology, apps & everything isn't necessary! All you need is knowledge & a good book."
I'll take my chances with the pokedex!



Old man: "Ooh, this is impressive. I think my granddaughter has one."
Does she have big tits?
Old man: "Now see here! That is grossly inappropriate if you do not rescind your fiendish comment, I shall be forced to contact the warden!"
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Neil: "Hey, you! Wait up. I want to help you kick arse!"
*catch*
Neil: "Nice, I'm Neil. I like punching things!"
Tommy: "Alright, Neil. You are the offense of the team, punch hard & kick arse!"
Yeah, Tommy is a good leader. He knows what's best for us...
Neil: "Cheers Tommy, I love attacking things!"



Geoff: "Ugh, dizzy... sick...bleurgh..."
He's been sick guys...
Tommy: "Sorry Geoff, you need to lay off those berries. It's like you're stoned & we need to be at optimal performance... Boxed."
He's right.



Mel: "Hey boys, I'll join ya!"
Tommy: "Prove yourself."
Mel: "Whoa, like I will! Sheesh give me a chance!"
Tommy: "I will, but you only get one... Also, you need to (wo)man up"
Mel: "I'm not shaving my head, or losing the make up."



Here we are, Pewter City. Tommy, you lead.
Tommy: "Right you are, Neil. By my side. Mel, sit this one out."
Mel: "Aww, but..."
Tommy: "You're weak to ground types, you'll get killed."



Brock: "Now, who's here? Edward is it? I've heard about you..."
Hoenn champion!
Brock: "Hoenn, that's like winning a pub league... Kanto is the big league, only Sinnoh is weaker than Hoenn..."



Brock: "Just don't expect a win."



Brock: "This is an upset! However, I must admit that you are a good trainer, go forth & challenge the next gym. I have faith in you Edward! I apologise for my condescending behaviour!"
Thank you Brock, I'm gonna challenge the next gym!



Brock: "But first, I'm gonna tell you something useless about HM05!"
...Gotta go!



That's it for the first part!

[DJ]

Poor Arsebox just wanted to look at the porn like everyone else.

[Sensdawg]

Dec 22, 2012 11:55:19 GMT -5 Elder Gohan said:

Brock: "Now, who's here? Edward is it? I've heard about you..."
Hoenn champion!
Brock: "Hoenn, that's like winning a pub league... Kanto is the big league, only Sinnoh is weaker than Hoenn..."

YERH!

[Elder Gohan]

Aide: "'Ere mate, look what I swiped from the back of a lorry!"
Porno mags? Money?
Aide: "Nah, running shoes. Take em, I cant sell em. Legal reasons & all that."
But you stole them?
Aide: "Want 'em or not?"
Sure.



Tommy: "Nellie is it?"
Nellie: "Yeah. I... I.... don't wanna fight, I just wanna be left alone."
Tommy: "Fair enough, but I can't force you to fight. Perhaps you could be some help in the box?"
Nellie: "Um... OK."



Tommy: "Guys, tread carefully. Something isn't right here..."
Relax, it's only Mt. Moon. We've dealt with worse..."
Neil: "Yeah, I'm gonna shatter whatever it is' bones!"
Mel: "As long as it doesn't mess up my hair & makeup, it took ages this morning."
Tommy: "Heavens above, just keep your eyes open."



We may need this...
Mel: "It's only a dumb old rock."
DUMB OLD ROCK!?! This is a fossil of the ancient beast Kabutops!
Neil: "Whoa, that's one rock I won't smash!"
Tommy: "Well observed Neil."



Mel: "See Tommy, nothing to worry about!"
Tommy: "There is always something out there, even if you can't see it. What if it's one of those wacko terrorists living in Kanto?"
Give the fucking plot away Tommy, why don't we just end the story here & spoil the ending as well?
Anne (I misspelt it in game): "Whoa, hate to break this little shindig up.
Tommy: "Who the hell are you?"
Anne: "I am one of Ed's pokemon he caught during his little stint in Hoenn, tell me you piss poor excuse of a desk plant. Just what have you won? Oh, hey Ed!"
Tommy: "Did Ed actually use you? I saw the Hoenn league challenge, you weren't there! Oh, & talk to me like that again, I will Razor Leaf you so hard, you'll bleed leech seeds. Got it?"
Anne: "Calm down sprout."



Well we're in Cerulean City, birthplace of Misty & not a lot else...
Tommy: "Well well well, I feel stronger all ready!"
Anne: "Aww, is sprout growing bigger?!? Diddums!"
Tommy: "Jealous?"
Guys, settle it now. You'll probably be alongside eachother for a long time, shake hands & shut up!
Anne & Tommy: "Ugh fine..."



Look who's shown up.
Neil: "Can I kick his arse?"
Ehh, there's a copper there. So we'll just battle him instead
ArseBox: "Edward you knob! What are you doing here..."
*I KO his pokemon*
Mel: "Ooh, I feel the jolt of electricity... DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR ARSEBOX!
Anne: "Ought not to have done that."



ArseBox: "I'll just see how many Knobhead has caught... only 8? Ha, I've caught 20 at least!
D'ya wanna brag about your small cock as well?
ArseBox: "...*Begins to cry*"



Unnecessary victory screen
Tommy: "Still, his Pidgey is pretty shit."
Mel: "Shocked him into submission, was my main ambition!"
Anne: "Building a world of pain."
Neil: "SMASH YOU SMASH YOU!"



That's like 20p
Anne: "In constuction in Hoenn terms, that's about 45 seconds of work. Unless you're in Petalburg, so many weirdos!"
Neil: "I have a sugar addicted cousin in Hoenn, she may have moved to near Petalburg. I wanna go to Petalburg.
Me & Anne: "No you don't!"



I bet you did!
Tommy: "So are we"
I bet you got Bill to suck you off as well, om nom nom aww Bill!
Mel: "EDWARD HOW RUDE!"
Anne: "Honestly, I know Ed would've said something like this..."
Neil: "Hahaha, I think that's funny hahaha!"
Mel: "Ugh... Men."



ArseBox: "This is now awkward, later you knob!"
Wanker.



Care to do the fucking honours Tommy?
Tommy: "It was a simple mistake. Later"
Team who?
Officer: "Worry about that later, I'll arrest the grunt in their garden!"



*much time has passed*

...So I was saying to the PCSO, that's not a Snorlax, that's my wife!
Everyone: "Hahaha"
Wait, this public swimming pool is a gym?
Neil: "Cool a test!"
Umm, sorry Misty. You're going down!
Tommy: "Right, I'll go in after Mel eliminates Staryu. Her Starmie is dynamite! Be on your guard!"
Mel: "Just as long as I don't get wet."
I miss Alan, that was a perfect setup for his laddish bevahiour...
Mel: "Who's Alan?"
Anne: "A foul-mouthed, alcoholic, chain-smoking, gambling addicted sexist PIG. Pretty much the male equivalent of me, except I don't smoke/drink/gamble as much as he does."
Mel: "I can't stand pokemon like him."



Misty: "Oh, why... Losing to a Hoenn based trainer. Another upset? But still you managed it...

LOOK, can all you Kanto based cunts stop looking down on Hoenn. It does all it can to get by, has half the money you lot get to fund your gym's...
Misty: "Still, doesn't change the fact that you're beloved Hoenn is SHIT!"
Want me to take a sledgehammer to your Starmie?
Misty: "Umm, no."
Dumb bitch, you had to think about it, and you can also stop looking down on Hoenn, hopefully I've just taught you some respect.



I refused & we still smoked your arse!
Neil: "Silly cunt."



Tommy: "Hmm..."
Simon: "Ohhh! You caught me..."
Creepy voice.
Simon: "Say, I don't suppose you have any women on the team..."
Very creepy
Anne: "Watch it creep."
Mel: "I'm scared!"
Simon: "I'm Simon, follow me ladies into my love garden!"
Anne: "Tommy, Ed, Neil DO SOMETHING!"
Mel: "AHHH! He's following us, Ed why did you catch the stalker?"
Anne: "Tommy for fuck's sake, I know we've had a bad past, but for fuck's sake. BOX HIM!"
Tommy: "Simon, you are fucking boxed mate. God he was such a weirdo."



Richard: "Bonjour! I am Richard, aspiring actor! Are you my fans? Autographs all round!"
Mel: "Ooh an actor, I feel like I'm in that Unova film studio!"
Neil: "Was it porn?"
Mel: "No!"
Neil: "Don't snap at me!"
Richard: "Fellows, please. A thespian cannot perform with conflict like this. Thomas, evaluate me please."
Tommy: "It's Tommy, but okie dokie. Ooh Psychic type eh? Bit skinny, but you'll fit in perfectly welcome to the team Richard, I loved that film you did. Nimbasa City Showdown, what a classic!
Richard: "Thank you Tommy!"



Now let's just get to Billy Bollocks' house...
Tommy: "Why does he let strangers into his garden?"



Well, I'll take Cheryl Cole here one day...
Tommy: "I'm married, romance is out the question. She weighs like a Snorlax but I love her."
Anne: "...Forever alone..."



What the fuck is going on here?
Mel: "Honestly, Simon's sex dungeon is less creepy..."
Anne: "She's right."



Holy Shit, Bill. How on earth did you manage to turn yourself into a Clefairy?
Bill: "One of my experiments backfired & I tripped & fell in the machine & look what happened."



Tommy: "So we gotta fix it?"
Neil: "I'll smash your PC! Save your porn to a USB first."



Bill: "NO, just run the appropriate programs upon my request."
Que?
Bill: "Just press enter."



I pushded a button.



So there was never a risk that you'd fry like a piece of bacon?
Anne: "Bacon Sandwich, NOW!"
Tommy: "Can you make a fry-up in that thingy behind you."
Bill: "No, it's complex science. It involv..."
Richard: "You're Bill Nye the Science Guy aren't you! So nice to meet fellow actors."



Bill: "Sorry, I'm not Bill Nye, but since you were nice & helped me out unlike the other guy who came here, I'll give you this boat ticket. It's leaving at 7pm tonight & going to New York via Southampton. Hurry now!"



Anne, do you remember when me, Nikki, Alan, Ralph, Bob & Yevgeni trashed Steven's house?
Anne: "I heard about it. But do go on."
Well this looks like it. But I know that guy in the garden did it, blimey he's good at trashing places!"
Richard: "Oh my, I hope the emotion of this poor couple can aid me in a future role."



Nice job officer. You really arrested him!
Guy: "Hey, I weren't here. I ain't a criminal!"
Ah he's gone...
Tommy: "I've got the feeling we'll bump into him again..."

That's it, part 2's done...

[DJ]

Flucking Bill. How does he always get himself turned into a Clefairy.

[Elder Gohan]

Pete: "I'm gonna be the toughest ever."
Tommy: "No you won't, but you aren't gonna be boxed. Infact, we have a role just for you..."
Pete: "I'm gonna be on the team? Awesome! I'm looking forward to beating gyms!"



Pete: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna get stronger here, you'll come back for me right? Right?"
Tommy: "Uhh, yeah. We will... Bye!"
Anne: "You aren't coming back are you."
Tommy: "Hell no!"
Mel: "Is he serious?"



Where are we going & what are we doing?
Tommy: "On the road to Vermilion City, my hometown."
Mel: "It has a beautiful shoreline..."
Neil: "A gym as well!"
Tommy: "Neil gets it. We must prepare"



Hillary: "Ugh, why did you catch me. I was sleeping, you suck!"
Tommy: "Easy, let me assess you. Hmm, need a water type & that you have a good offense... You're in!"
Hillary: "Let me guess, I'm in some sort of nuzlocke challenge & that it's gonna be littered with knob jokes, trips to the pub & takeaways & other varieties of immaturity? S'pose I have to..."
Richard: "What's up with you?"
I dunno, I think she's just a bit crabby. *ba-dum-tsch!



THIS GEEZER & HIS MACHOP HAVE BEEN STOMPING THE GROUND FLAT FOR 17 BLOODY YEARS & THEY'RE STILL NOWHERE NEAR DONE!
Anne: "If you left it to me & Bertha, we'd have built a whole 3 city blocks in that time..."
Tommy: "Truly astounding"
Mel: "Boring..."



Joseph: "You can call me Joe, wait a minute... A trainer from Hoenn? Ed is it? You battled alongside my cousin Joanne! What, did she win the league?"
I'm sorry Joe, she... Didn't make it, it was an accident.
Joe: "It's ok, she did what she loved."
Tommy: "Joe, we haven't a space on the team, but if the worst happens you have a place. Especially since you're a friend of Ed."
Mel: "Ed knows this guy, how do you know Ed?"
Neil: "What do you think, Joe said 5 minutes ago, PAY FUCKING ATTENTION!"
Mel: "Jeez, like sooooorrrrryyy! My hair was messy."
Neil: "There's more to life than your bloody hair, makeup & nails. Stop being so fucking stuck-up & THINK OF YOUR FUCKING TEAM FOR ONCE!"



GUYS, HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT. YOU ARE A TEAM, CO-EXIST NOW OR I WILL BOX ALL OF YOU & START FRESH. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? GOOD.
Richard: "Ahh, a party on a ship. It's been a long time, everyone act cool, I know how these go down."
Everyone: "??"
Richard: "Oh no, the paparazzi!"
Get the camera...
Mel: "Oh I like this!"
Neil: "DON'T TAKE PHOTOS! I'LL SMASH THE CAMERAS!"
Tommy: "..."
Hillary: "Not in the mood."
Anne: "I feel like Audrey Hepburn!"



Anne: "Yeah, stronger already. Could do with a kebab though."
Richard: "My friend, there are no such food on this ship, only caviar & other assorted foods."
Anne: "Umm, I don't like posh food, I'll just eat my packed lunch."
Mel: "Salad bar!"



LISTEN HERE, HOW ABOUT I GET NEIL HERE TO KICK YOUR ARSE SO HARD, YOU'LL HAVE A GERMAN ACCENT & THROW YOU OVERBOARD, SO THE TENTACOOLS CAN HAVE YOU FOR A SNACK?!?
Neil: "You know me so well, Edward."
Tommy: "This might be the party, but I'm quite relaxed."
Mel: "What happened to 'Always be aware?'"
Tommy: "There's that element, yes. Thanks for reminding me Mel."



Mel: "I was right! YEAH!"
ArseBox: "Edward, you knob. What are you doing here, who invited you?"
Who invited you? Was it your boyfriend?
ArseBox: "Shut up you knob, hold on... Is that Richard Mr Mime? The actor?"
Richard: "Why yes, it's a pleasure to meet a fa..."
ArseBox: "Your movies suck, jut like knobhead Edward!"
Richard: "Young Edward, allow me to battle... YOU'RE DEAD YOU NO TALENT, ARSE-FEEDING, SPUNK-FACE! DON'T YOU EVER BE RUDE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!"



ArseBox: "Ugh, now I well & truly think you suck."
Richard: "Edward, please allow me to battle. I really wanna get at his goat."
Tommy: "Hmm, let's think. Yeah, go for it!"
Mel: "Beat him, Richard!"
Neil: "Whoa, such passion. I'm now a fan."



Haha, beaten again. Richard, let Anne finish off his stupid shitty Abra.
Richard: "Fair enough, Anne. By all means go for it."
Anne: "Fair do's, *SLASH!*
Neil: "What a hit!"
ArseBox: "Hmph, you're still a knob. Raticate, I know that you're fainted but... Raticate, use Hyper Fang on Ed!"
Tommy: "Wait a minute..."
Mel: "You can't do that!"
Richard: "I cannot allow you to do that!"
Neil: "You'll have to go through me!"
Anne: "You won't hurt Ed!"
Hillary: "DAMNIT, CAN'T YOU GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT THREATENING SOMEONE. YOU'LL PAY FOR WAKING ME UP!"
ArseBox: "I don't care... Raticate... HYPER FANG!
Richard use Psybeam, Anne use Slash, Mel use ThunderBolt, Tommy use Vine Whip, Hillary use BubbleBeam, Neil use Low Kick ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
*I get hit with Hyper Fang*
ARGH! *Everyone uses their attacks*



How do think I feel, I'm nearly dead...
Captain: "Help, first aid please. ASSISTANCE NOW!"
Tommy: "Stay back team, Ed. Keep talking to us..."
*First aid do their thing*



Everyone: "ED, YOU'RE ALIVE. WE THOUGHT YOU'D GONE!
Not quite my friends, where'd ArseBox go?
Captain: "Well, do you want the good news or the bad news?"
Neil: "Good first."
Captain: "Your team managed to save your life, the combined attack was enough to kill that Raticate... The bad news is that ArseBox escaped in the chaos."
Do the fellow passengers hold me responsible for all the damage & ruining their evening?
Tommy: "Ask them yourself, they're here in the cabin."
Yes or No?
Mel: "They're on our side, ArseBox tried to rob the ship as well."
Anne: "As far as everyone's concerned, they're glad that you're OK."
But we killed a pokemon!
Captain: "You see, you had to kill that Raticate or else it would have killed you, I could sense that ArseBox wasn't gonna hold back, once he hit one Hyper Fang, he may have attempted another..."
Well, I'm afraid I must get going. Thank you everyone who helped me recover, I must get revenge...
Richard: "Not yet Edward."
Tommy: "You must heal up. We managed to stop the bleeding, but you're not to walk until the cruise ends at least. We'll guard the doors, so will everyone else & their pokemon, rest up now!"



Well, we can't dwell on what happened. We got to challenge this gym.
Tommy: "Ah, Lt. Surge..."
Neil: "You know Lt Surge?"
Tommy: "We served together in the Kanto vs The Beliebers/Directioners, one of the Beliebers had a Charmander. It was gonna barbecue me & Lt Surge saved my life by shooting it straight in the head."
Neil: "Amazing."
Mel: "Like, lets challenge this guy & stop yakking!"
Tommy: "Show some damn respect, this man is a hero in Kanto, he also saved my life. Tactics wise... Anne, you lead. I'll wait in the wings alongside Neil. Mel, wait your turn. Richard, your backup incase it all goes wrong. Hillary, stay in bed."
Sounds like a plan!



Lt Surge: "Hey, you're the kid who was attacked on S.S Anne! Hope you made it out ok. Is that... Pvt Thomas! How have you been?"
Tommy: "I've left the army & now I'm here, with this trainer from Hoenn."
Lt Surge: "Hah, Hoenn eh? Decent league, but enough talk. LET'S BATTLE!
*Anne decimates Lt Surge.*

Lt. Surge: "WHHHOOOOOAAA! You beat me kid, you my friend are special! It was nice seing you again Pvt Thomas!
Mel: "Wait, who's Pvt Thomas?"
Neil: "Tommy."
Mel: "Yeah, Tommy is Tommy. But who is Pvt Thomas?"
Neil: "...Seriously?"



I swear I met you under a different name in Hoenn?
Tara: "Nope, never met you! But you seem cool."



No, don't flash. It's illegal!
Richard: "He means to illuminate darkness in caves, Edward!"
Ah, so not exposing genitals?
Mel: "Eww, Ed!"



Neil: "What sort of fucking name is Em? You're named after a letter?!?
Em: "None of your business, it's a nickname anyway."
Neil: "A crap one!"
Em: "How about I ram my claws up your arse?"
Tommy: "Boxed."



Anne: "Aah a good hike, us ground types love hiking!"
Neil: "It's good, but you don't get to beat up Geo... Oh, you DO get to beat up Geodudes!"
Mel: "Are we there yet, I HATE hiking!"



Lavender Town...
Mel: "Spooky..."
Tommy: "Here is where you'll end up if you don't keep your guard up. Yet something is wrong..."
Anne: "Yeah, I gotta bad feeling..."
Richard: "I might be cast for a horror role here one day."



Mel: "Celadon City, so green, so beautiful."
Neil: "Hey Ed, why did you leave Lavender Town?"
Too many memories, you know. All the Hoenn team that didn't make it.
Tommy: "I see."
Anne: "I knew a few, one was a bit of a extreme feminist, two of them trained to extreme, another was a dumb rock & of course you know about Joe's cousin."
Mel: "Something's not right here, I know Tommy says it all the time, but I feel something. Like I'm being watched."



Guy: "Wha...! It's you, the guy who got attacked on the ship, we didn't do it."
Who's we?!?
Guy: "NO ONE, WE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING IN THIS CASINO!"
Tommy: "Get him."
Now that I've cornered you, I want answers... Now, who are you?
Guy: "ARGH, well now that I'm caught I might as well tell... You see, we're not the people who tried to kill you, we don't do murder. ArseBox acted on his own, but more to the point... We are the Rocket Censorship Committee, or the RCC for short. That's all I know, I SWEAR!
Let him go, he's innocent.



*Everyone takes a break from the story to do some gambling*



Richard: "You're a terrible actor, we know you have the key."
Neil: "GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE ME THE KEY!"



Tit.



Who are you?
??: "I am Giovanni, chief executive & president of the Rocket Censorship Committee! We saw you assaulted our member upstairs... So allow me to explain, truthfully we had nothing to do with your unfortunate assault, you see we merely terrorise the region into refining their behaviour... Of course we control what airs on our TV's, our goal this time is to rid Kanto of a certain wrestling show..."
Not SWC!
Neil: "He already got 3 shows cancelled & 1 show never got to air!"
Which ones?
Neil: "He got Bastard Squad cancelled, Miss pokemon world also cancelled, Richard's Nimbasa City Showdown got cancelled & FARFIGSCHITTER: The German cartoon about a superhero who fights crime with turds never got to air!"
Aww man, Bastard Squad is quite popular in Hoenn. Lets save SWC once again...



Fuck.
Mel: "NEIL! OH MY GOD, REVIVE HIM, HEALTH SPELL, PHOENIX DOWN. DO SOMETHING!"
Anne: "He's gone..."
Tommy: "I hate doing post death speeches... Neil was the best deputy I ever fought together with..."
Richard: "Alas, noble warrior. The curtain has sadly come down on your performance... May you rest."
Hillary: "No, see ya etc..."
Neil: "Before I go... KICK THAT BITCHES ARSE!... Goodbye... Friends!"



Giovanni: "Use this, you'll need it to pass by the ghosts in Pokemon Tower, like Neil!"
FUCK YOU GIOVANNI, THAT IS NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT. YOU'VE JUST MADE THIS PERSONAL!



Mel: "I just can't believe he's gone..."
Tommy: "Neil died the way he lived, doing what he believed in."
We're all here to pay our respects, let's just hope we aren't disturbed...



ArseBox: "YOU?!? YOU SURVIVED?!?"
You're damn right I did, I want answers. Why did you try to kill me?
ArseBox: "I ain't telling you shit, knobhead. You killed my Raticate!"
You deserved it, you tried to end a life with your pokemon, you chose your pokemon's fate when you decided to make an attempt on me. You knew that if you tried to kill me my pokemon would make a stand, that Raticate was never your friend, it was your slave & it accepted death.
ArseBox: "Well, I guess I'm going to have to kill you again!"
Don't even try it, my friends are here by my side.
*Wins the battle*
ArseBox: "Damnit... I guess that I'm gonna... Gyarados, use Bite!"
*This time, Gyarados is stopped.*
Game's over ArseBox, I'm gonna turn you in. Actually... No, I'm gonna make you suffer, Richard use Psychic! But don't kill him.
ArseBox: "I'm outta here, see ya knobhead!"
Richard: "I am very sorry Edward, I missed the Psychic & he escaped."
It's ok, I've got a feeling we'll meet again & it will get messy!



Roger: "Did our presence accidentally let that ruffian escape? We're sorry."
I don't know
Tommy: "Roger, I have a feeling you may be useful, but for now you are boxed."



Hillary: "UGH, I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE. CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME TO GET MY BEAUTY NAP?"
Guess she's still crabby *ba-dum-tsch*

[DJ]

CRABBEH KRABBEH!

[DJ]

Well they announced 6th generation today. The beggining of the video had me thinking it was for Wii U which had me excited, but its just for the 3DS, lame as fuck but it still looks kinda cool. Not up to my expectations though tbh.



The new starters and the trainers look gay. The legendaries look good though.

[DJ]

Do you have a 3DS already?

I don't really want to get one, I'll have to see that there's other games I want for it other than Pokemon to justify paying for a new system.

That said I really dig the red bird legendary and the blue frog starter. Atleast the pokemon look better than fourth and fifth generation so far, to me.

[Elder Gohan]

No I don't.

Yeah, I'm pretty much the same. Why piss away 50-60 quid just for 2 games?

Cofagrigus looked pretty cool

[DJ]

Cofagrigus and that Ghost/Fire type, and this guy where the only Pokemon I liked from Gen 5. Never played Black/White and never will.

Hopefully the guy looking in the mirror in the X/Y trailer means you can customize how your character looks. That's what people seem to think on Serebii.